Mediveil Ages-A call of Knights and An Nobles
Calling all nation states, calling all nationa states.
This is a calling to any noble, knight, fuedel lord, and or landowner. Tio immediatly report for a crusade agains the Muslim Horde in Spain. Your name, rank, faith, and Physical ability will be needed.
Good luck men, and may God be with you.
COWARDS!!! TAKE UP ARMS!!!
Greater Valia
06-05-2004, 07:11
huh? theres a resturant i like called medieval(sp?) times. :D
haha> I merely meant to trick you into beleiving this was a mediveil post, but really it was to lure insepsectin travelerrs such as yourself into enlsisting in my army, when really ive been plotting to kill u and steal your money
*hack and swing
*hack and swing
We will never join you. We still remember when Europes 'Christian' armies were arrayed to destroy us.
Raymond VI, Count of Toulouse
Ahhh but you see, YOU ARE NOW an enemy of the church. Have at thee yee enemy of the church!!!
*swing slash
*swing slash
Ahhh....i AM a member of that Muslim horde you infidel!
Die you fool! Die! Hang on...lemme finish my chutney
Ahhh but you see, YOU ARE NOW an enemy of the church. Have at thee yee enemy of the church!!!
*swing slash
*swing slash
We have repelled you before we will do it again.
Remember the Montsegur!!
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Raymond VI, Count of Toulouse
PS: How do you get accented letters? I used to use Word, but that went belly up and I haven't been able to fix it.
Freedomstein
06-05-2004, 07:35
*unleashes the black plague, one third of all of you die*
AHHHHH I mus Call to my brothers to the north to take arms before the muslims ourmanuever us........again.
Quickly before he does that thing that muslims do!!!!
Help US!!!!
One of Jupiters Moons
06-05-2004, 07:37
i am a night who says......NI! and i shall say Ni to you, unless you give me a shrubbery
AHHHHH I mus Call to my brothers to the north to take arms before the muslims ourmanuever us........again.
Quickly before he does that thing that muslims do!!!!
Help US!!!!
*bobbles head*
God, I love being half-Indian and half-Colombian. More terror-tactics for me 8)
*unleashes the black plague, one third of all of you die*
Not us, we are pure.
We will also help the Muslims defeat the Evil Empire
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Raymond VI, Count of Toulouse
PS: How do you get accented letters? I used to use Word, but that went belly up and I haven't been able to replace it.
Ha, You fools TH Christian empire holds no boundaries as to the men willling to fight for their God (*cough without a bomb strpped to their backs*cough) Have at thee all of the enemies.
*immediatly Pulpu Fictiona takes up his lance along with the other 12,000men on horsebak and charges blindly into their doom!
Free Soviets
06-05-2004, 07:43
wat tyler, serving his royal majesty king mob, reporting for *snicker* duty...
Ha, You fools TH Christian empire holds no boundaries as to the men willling to fight for their God (*cough without a bomb strpped to their backs*cough) Have at thee all of the enemies.
*immediatly Pulpu Fictiona takes up his lance along with the other 12,000men on horsebak and charges blindly into their doom!
yeah uhhh...ever heard of the Battle of New Orleans? :roll:
*has men hold their position and shoot guns (bought from the Chinese) toward the position where the various chants and screams are heard*
Yes the charge is succesful!
We have succesfully driven bak the Msulims but a deadly cost, nealy half of my men lay dead or injured.
Luckily a new platton of reinforcments have arrived, Crossbowmen.
*The Christians win this battle, but await their next grusome battle with the Islamic Horde
Woah wait. I gotta go, I wanna see the last 15 minutes of Family Guy!
Yes the charge is succesful!
We have succesfully driven bak the Msulims but a deadly cost, nealy half of my men lay dead or injured.
Luckily a new platton of reinforcments have arrived, Crossbowmen.
*The Christians win this battle, but await their next grusome battle with the Islamic Horde
Albigensians cavalry charge the rear of the tired enemy army, spreading discord amounst the eenemy ranks. A desisive victory for the elect.
One of Jupiters Moons
06-05-2004, 07:48
Woah wait. I gotta go, I wanna see the last 15 minutes of Family Guy!i got the DVDs .... heard they are doing new episodes... cant wait
WE set our sights on Jerusalem, nearly a gajillion miles away from spain.
The crossbowmen, due to constant tensions with the clavry being slow and without horses are left behind. Not Nearly half of the Christian Army stand hlpless to any guerilla attacka by bandits or moslims.
BLARGistania
06-05-2004, 07:51
(in a British accent) so. . .when do the jihads and various beheadings begin? hmm?
deal with them HASTILY (says i in a dark and corny accent). We must be on the move. The horde expects an attack on Jerusalme any time now.
In time we find that jerusalem laid peacefully, it was then the mounted knights struk, killing everything in its path, children, women, and any man that put put a fight. Saladin could merely atch as his moe is destroyed.
I PulpuFicitopna personally severed the head of 21 men, 2 children, and 5 women. There were no women to begat for they were dead. The city lay in riuns.
*Take up my sword. Raised to the sky and Say "This is what the nations sates of Europe hath wrought!"