NationStates Jolt Archive

The first and last questions are just for you guys. I’ll abstain from answering those question at the moment. I want to see what you all of to say about them first

A girls mother just died. At the funeral she met this guy that she had never seen before. She though that this guy was really amazing, so much so that she believed him to be his dream guy. She fell in love with him on the spot. A few days later she killed her sister. Now think about it for a moment. Why did she kill her sister?

How many puppets do you have here that you use? 2

Which agent is a better ladies man Flint or Bond? Flint obviously

What is your favorite song by your favorite band? Insanity by Oingo Boingo

What time do you usually wake up in the morning? 7:45

Other than yourself or one of your puppets, Which is your favorite nation here on NationStates? So many good choices, but I’ll have to go with Big Mad Vikings.

If for some reason you were chosen to be the absolute ruler of your country for one day, what irreversible law would you put into place (Note, absolute ruler doesn’t not mean absolute ruler absolutely. You cant give yourself absolute power for more than one day, and it must be something feasible)? I would set up a well regulated dueling arena where people can settle things to the death without fear of legal problems.

If you could choose how you died, how would you die (No immortality)? Lets just say that I’m hoping that whatever killed me wont be hungry any more for a while.

Do you wish you had powerful crushing claws like a crustacean? I already do

Of these celebrities, which has more talent? Anna Nicole, Howard Stern, Billy Blanks, Richard Simmons, Tony Little, Bob Barker, Ashton Kutcher, Pamela Anderson, Christina Aguilera, Britney Spears George Lazenby, Will Ferrell, Ben Stiller, Rob Schneider, Jennifer Lopez, or Rosie O'Donnell? George Lazenby

What is your favorite meaningless product slogan, and what makes it so meaningless? Firestone: Where the rubber meets the road. WTF does that mean? All tires are made of rubber that meet the road.

What is your favorite meat, fruit, and vegetable? Cow, Grape, Pea

What is your Favorite food dish? Garbage Plate

What is the law?

The first and last questions are just for you guys. I’ll abstain from answering those question at the moment. I want to see what you all of to say about them first

A girls mother just died. At the funeral she met this guy that she had never seen before. She though that this guy was really amazing, so much so that she believed him to be his dream guy. She fell in love with him on the spot. A few days later she killed her sister. Now think about it for a moment. Why did she kill her sister?

To see the dream guy again

How many puppets do you have here that you use?

1

Which agent is a better ladies man Flint or Bond? Larry Flint? I'd go with Bond

What is your favorite song by your favorite band? Tough. But "Liberty" by the Levellers or "Save the Youth of America" by Billy Bragg

What time do you usually wake up in the morning? depends, but I try to be up before 9


Other than yourself or one of your puppets, Which is your favorite nation here on NationStates? No idea

If for some reason you were chosen to be the absolute ruler of your country for one day, what irreversible law would you put into place (Note, absolute ruler doesn’t not mean absolute ruler absolutely. You cant give yourself absolute power for more than one day, and it must be something feasible)? Make the country a Republic


If you could choose how you died, how would you die (No immortality)? Sleep

[quote]Do you wish you had powerful crushing claws like a crustacean? No, I value my opposable thumbs too much

Of these celebrities, which has more talent? Anna Nicole, Howard Stern, Billy Blanks, Richard Simmons, Tony Little, Bob Barker, Ashton Kutcher, Pamela Anderson, Christina Aguilera, Britney Spears George Lazenby, Will Ferrell, Ben Stiller, Rob Schneider, Jennifer Lopez, or Rosie O'Donnell? Ben Stiller, only slightly though


What is your favorite meaningless product slogan, and what makes it so meaningless? i'm lovin' it
It is impossible to love McDonalds

What is your favorite meat, fruit, and vegetable? Chicken/Beef (I love them both), Bananas, Peas

What is your Favorite food dish? What?

What is the law?
Do unto others as you..........

Which agent is a better ladies man Flint or Bond? Larry Flint? I'd go with Bond
No this Flint http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0061810/

What is your Favorite food dish? What?
How can you be confused by that?

A girls mother just died. At the funeral she met this guy that she had never seen before. She though that this guy was really amazing, so much so that she believed him to be his dream guy. She fell in love with him on the spot. A few days later she killed her sister. Now think about it for a moment. Why did she kill her sister?

Who knows? What a morbid question. Blech.

How many puppets do you have here that you use? 0

Which agent is a better ladies man Flint or Bond? Bond

What is your favorite song by your favorite band? Don't really have one.

What time do you usually wake up in the morning? 6:30

Other than yourself or one of your puppets, Which is your favorite nation here on NationStates? Wow, that's a toughie. I'd say Collaboration or Bottle.

If for some reason you were chosen to be the absolute ruler of your country for one day, what irreversible law would you put into place (Note, absolute ruler doesn’t not mean absolute ruler absolutely. You cant give yourself absolute power for more than one day, and it must be something feasible)? Universal health care.

If you could choose how you died, how would you die (No immortality)? In bed, in my sleep. Yeah, I'm sort of boring.

Do you wish you had powerful crushing claws like a crustacean? No, because then there might be a restaurant called "Red Berkylvania" selling overpriced seafood to white trash and I would have to live with that.

Of these celebrities, which has more talent? Anna Nicole, Howard Stern, Billy Blanks, Richard Simmons, Tony Little, Bob Barker, Ashton Kutcher, Pamela Anderson, Christina Aguilera, Britney Spears George Lazenby, Will Ferrell, Ben Stiller, Rob Schneider, Jennifer Lopez, or Rosie O'Donnell? Ben Stiller, no question.

What is your favorite meaningless product slogan, and what makes it so meaningless? Some local furniture store who's jingle starts off with "Our place isn't fancy, but clean." I've always been confused about what that meant. Either they're implying that fancy places are dirty, which seems wrong, or that they had a choice between "fancy" or "clean" and went with "clean".

What is your favorite meat, fruit, and vegetable? fish, apples and spinach.

What is your Favorite food dish? I enjoy a nice chafing dish or possibly a good soup bowl.

What is the law? It's the one that says Bad Motherf%$#er on it.

Which agent is a better ladies man Flint or Bond? Larry Flint? I'd go with Bond
No this Flint http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0061810/
Right, never seen it, so I'll stick with Bond.

What is your Favorite food dish? What?
How can you be confused by that? Your answer confused me.

Which agent is a better ladies man Flint or Bond? Larry Flint? I'd go with Bond
No this Flint http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0061810/
Right, never seen it, so I'll stick with Bond.
Lets just say that any man who has women that cannot be brainwashed into hating men has got to be a real ladies man. Plus the movie was also mentioned in one of the Austin Powers movie. In fact it’s his favorite movie. They even used the same ring for the telephone. Just an added bit of useless information.

What is your Favorite food dish? What?
How can you be confused by that? Your answer confused me.[/quote]
Although there are many ways to make one, the garbage plate I prefer has two hamburgers, macaroni salad, home fries, a hot sauce with finely ground hamburger in it. Topped with Franks Hot sauce, and catchup. Chop up the hamburger and mix it all up. Then dig in. It tastes really great, but looks like garbage. Hence the name.

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