Stupid Baby Tricks!
Lunatic Goofballs
04-05-2004, 06:25
My wife didn't believe me for the last several days, but it has now been confirmed by her independent observation; Goofball Jr. Poops on command! :o
It's true, I just say, "C'mon, sh*t for daddy! You can do it!" You know, coach him for a minute or so, then he gives that goofy dreamy 'I'm pooping' face and does his business!
I tell you, I've noticed that when we get him to poop before bed that he sleeps longer. I guess sleeping without cargo is more restful for babies. :?
What weird baby tricks have you seen?
How they cross their eyes when you fill their lungs with carbon monoxide
(in complete and utter disregard for the thread: YOU! Stop dying and coming back and dying again! It's confusing me! You're not Jesus you know! Or ET!)
Lunatic Goofballs
04-05-2004, 06:30
(in complete and utter disregard for the thread: YOU! Stop dying and coming back and dying again! It's confusing me! You're not Jesus you know! Or ET!)
Kenny? :lol:
Monkeypimp
04-05-2004, 06:32
Great, you can sit him on the toilet to do it. This trick will make your life easier :D
(in complete and utter disregard for the thread: YOU! Stop dying and coming back and dying again! It's confusing me! You're not Jesus you know! Or ET!)
Kenny? :lol:
That too... yeah... I suppose we would point and laugh if you died... hrm... soemthing involving elephants and a green dress...
Marineris Colonies
04-05-2004, 06:34
Once they start crawling, get a flashlight and get them crawling around in circles chasing the light on the floor. The "what the fudge?!?!?" expressions that form on their faces when they try to pick the light up off the floor are especially cute. Not really a trick, I suppose, but still fun. :mrgreen:
Lunatic Goofballs
04-05-2004, 06:37
(in complete and utter disregard for the thread: YOU! Stop dying and coming back and dying again! It's confusing me! You're not Jesus you know! Or ET!)
Kenny? :lol:
That too... yeah... I suppose we would point and laugh if you died... hrm... soemthing involving elephants and a green dress...
An olympic gymnast, a sledge hammer and a badly stained pommel horse.
BackwoodsSquatches
04-05-2004, 06:37
Do you mean ......tricks that are stupid, peformed by babies..or tricks performed by stupid babies?
Lunatic Goofballs
04-05-2004, 06:39
Do you mean ......tricks that are stupid, peformed by babies..or tricks performed by stupid babies?
Both are pretty funny.
Do you mean ......tricks that are stupid, peformed by babies..or tricks performed by stupid babies?
Both are pretty funny.
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...and...
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Jesus has a car!
Stoopid Jesus car not working!