Jesus vs. Godzilla
A Few Rich People
04-05-2004, 02:43
http://www.beatnikglory.com/~vxc/images/GODZIL~1.JPG
http://www.neomonsterisland.com/a_archives/002/065/gvj3.jpg
Heh.
Berkylvania
04-05-2004, 03:23
Godzilla has more kitch value...
Socalist Peoples
04-05-2004, 03:29
WOW! were can i get tiks for this? are there odds? 20 gees on the Hippie son of god!
Madesonia
04-05-2004, 03:29
Even though I'm not a christian... I'm going to have to say Jebus.
The Atheists Reality
04-05-2004, 03:33
*plants a "godzilla rules" sign in the ground*
I put my money on the man in the rubber suit. Godzilla's cleared cities before, but Jesus does have the power of the holy on his side......but just look how cute that lizard is.
Cannot think of a name
04-05-2004, 03:33
Jesus would let Godzilla win to make some sort of point....
That is the coolest thing I have seen in a while. Last night I was at a friends who was watching Liquid Swords or something, and in the middle of a fight this dude in a robe on a cross lowered and whooped peoples ass with his Jesus Punch. He said he went west to study and someone told him the best teacher was Jesus so he studied with him. It was pretty f'n sureal.
Moonshine
04-05-2004, 03:47
http://www.jesuschristsuperstore.net/
Oh, and Godzilla would win. Obviously.
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SS DivisionViking
04-05-2004, 03:50
i'm going with the radioactive nip lizard over the long dead jewish pedophile.
Socalist Peoples
04-05-2004, 03:54
i'm going with the radioactive nip lizard over the long dead jewish pedophile.
copuld u explain the pedofile qualification?
Berkylvania
04-05-2004, 03:55
i'm going with the radioactive nip lizard over the long dead jewish pedophile.
copuld u explain the pedofile qualification?
He's flaming. :roll:
Nothing in Exile
04-05-2004, 04:25
As an admirer of most things reptilian, I'm going to have to go with Godzilla.
Here's to urban renewal by monster attack.
http://www.jesuschristsuperstore.net/
Oh, and Godzilla would win. Obviously.
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Mentholyptus
04-05-2004, 04:54
i'm going with the radioactive nip lizard over the long dead jewish pedophile.
copuld u explain the pedofile qualification?
"Suffer the little children to come unto Jesus"?
Sound familiar?
My money's on Jesus anyways...he could always pull that walking-on-water thing and just drown Godzilla.
Nothing in Exile
04-05-2004, 05:41
My money's on Jesus anyways...he could always pull that walking-on-water thing and just drown Godzilla.
Y'know, I'm pretty sure Godzilla could swim. Most iguanas can, if only in the way alligators do.
The Grendels
04-05-2004, 05:52
I think that Jesus would own him right up until he tried that turn the other cheek thing. After that there’d just be a couple of twitching sandled feet dangling out of Godzilla’s mouth.
“Give unto Godzilla what is Godzilla’s.”
BackwoodsSquatches
04-05-2004, 05:53
Heres how the battle would go...
Jesus:
"Yea, Foul beast...I am the light and the......
*squish*
Fight over.
Llamabad
04-05-2004, 06:19
Heres how the battle would go...
Jesus:
"Yea, Foul beast...I am the light and the......
*squish*
Fight over.
Unless it's post-resurrection Jesus, in which case there's nothing to squish. Post-res Jesus would make Godzilla his bitch; pre-res carpenter Jesus would whine about being forsaken by his Dad while Godzilla chews him into greasy savior bits.
Kernlandia
04-05-2004, 06:22
godzilla would win, because take away the zilla and it's god, and god has parental authority over his son, and could ground him.
Why must they fight? Can't they resolve their differences and settle any dispute with a nice game of...
http://www.worth1000.com/entries/87000/87183YEgD_w.jpg
EXTREME COWBOARDING!
What the fuck are you talking about? Jesus would so cream Godzilla! For one, Jesus can fly, and Godzilla can't. And two... ah... Jesus is really quite tasty... hang on that works against him! Dammit!
Wait a sec... I could use Godzilla to capture Jesus so I can eat him, hence I can obtain my magical flying powers!
Case closed!
BackwoodsSquatches
04-05-2004, 06:25
What the f--- are you talking about? Jesus would so cream Godzilla! For one, Jesus can fly, and Godzilla can't. And two... ah... Jesus is really quite tasty... hang on that works against him! Dammit!
Wait a sec... I could use Godzilla to capture Jesus so I can eat him, hence I can obtain my magical flying powers!
Case closed!
Jesus doesnt have atomic fire breath.
Jesus loses.
Cannot think of a name
04-05-2004, 06:48
For one, Jesus can fly, and Godzilla can't.
As any true fan of Godzilla, king of all monsters, knows that Godzilla can in fact fly. He simple turns around and blasts his radioactive breath like a rocket and flys backward. Of course a true Godzilla fan would also know which movie that happens....i think maybe it's ...vs The Smog Monster...
Also, Godzilla lives in water, walking on it only makes Jesus an easy target, like an oil liner or innocent teens on a sailboat.
You could argue that since Godzilla is king of monsters and Jesus is king of kings Jesus has an advantage, but rank doesn't neccisarily mean fighting prowress. (though it does some times have an effect on how power is reconfigured)
godzilla would win, because take away the zilla and it's god, and god has parental authority over his son, and could ground him.
good point...lol
What the f--- are you talking about? Jesus would so cream Godzilla! For one, Jesus can fly, and Godzilla can't. And two... ah... Jesus is really quite tasty... hang on that works against him! Dammit!
Wait a sec... I could use Godzilla to capture Jesus so I can eat him, hence I can obtain my magical flying powers!
Case closed!
Jesus doesnt have atomic fire breath.
Jesus loses.
yeah but, jesus can turn all of GoDziLLaZ body fluid into wine and get him instantly wasted. But...Godzilla could use this to his advantage by using the wine to fuel his fire breath...hmmm...ill ponder the matter some more