Why did the Chicken cross the road?
NewFoundGirl
03-05-2004, 17:15
The Bible's answer:And god came down from the heavens; and granted the chicken can cross the road.
Dr. Suess's answer:Why did that chicken cross the road?Did he cross it with a toad?
Ozzy Ozbourne's answer: Why am I ment to care about the f***ing chicken?Well f*** the chicken!
Big Joke book's answer:He needed a chick- in!
Blackbeard's answer: Scurby Chicken!I'll have the bruter for tea if he don't leave the road, whatever this Scurby 'road' is!
The X files' answer: It was a mechno magnetic force that made that chicken cross the road.
Coke's answer: Fizzzzz!!!
A Foxes' answer: Because it wanted to be my dinner.
Geoge Bush's answer: It was a great step to American-chickenkind.The Chicken did it like another chicken would.
EweyTimeLand
03-05-2004, 17:32
I don't know!
HotRodia
03-05-2004, 17:37
My answer: Who gives a d*mn?
Elvandair
03-05-2004, 20:38
http://www.chickenjoke.com/
Gods Bowels
03-05-2004, 20:43
I heard it was to get to the other side. But I think that is just another liberal conspiracy theory.
Fox news said it was because it was heading to a meeting to plan a terrorist attack againt a mall in Tuskeegee. Apparently it had a backpack nuke, but the authorities declined to comment.
1 Infinite Loop
04-05-2004, 04:51
Why did the Chicken cross the road?
To get relocated to General.
Colodia's answer: He wanted to avoid the chicken-draft
Buzzadonia
04-05-2004, 13:00
The poor thing was stuck to the pervert
Elvandair
05-05-2004, 03:13
Why did the baby cross the road?
It was stapled to the back of a chicken.
To invade the country because there was oil, and civil rights be darned!
Philopolis
05-05-2004, 03:30
PETA'S answer: to escape the inhumane torture and meat marketing! ban meat! veggie dictatorship!!!!!!!!
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Elvandair
05-05-2004, 03:34
I have a sig too!
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LannaN's answer: the chicken crossed the road so it can be on the other side! :D
Schrandtopia
05-05-2004, 03:59
cornel Sander's answer:
what, I missed one?
Answer:
To see his friend, Gregory, peck.
Marineris Colonies
05-05-2004, 04:24
Which came first, the chicken or the road?
Demonic Furbies
05-05-2004, 04:28
Froggers answer - WHY CAN A F***ING CHICKEN DO IT, BUT I CAN'T?!
I have a sig too!
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Wow. I also have this strange thing called a "sig."
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West - Europa
05-05-2004, 15:58
Hippy: It transcended the road.
Darwin: It couldn't fly anymore.
Greek philosopher: I fit in this chicken suit, and this chicken suit fits in my suitcase. Therefore, I fit in this suitcase.
Christian fundie: It DIED on the cross for you!