NationStates Jolt Archive


Who is The Smoking Man?

The Smoking Man
03-05-2004, 14:47
You put so much faith in me... but you don't even know who I am.

http://www.paranoia.ru/mn/x-files/images/ftr1d.jpg
Fascinating
But you'll never prove it.

I now open the floor to wild accusations.
HotRodia
03-05-2004, 14:49
There's nothing to see here. Leave.
Enerica
03-05-2004, 14:49
You Elvis
The Linberg Baby
You shot JFK.


You're also not in the Region you are meant to be in. Argh
The Atheists Reality
03-05-2004, 14:56
u teh conspiracy nut!11 :D
The Smoking Man
03-05-2004, 15:16
You Elvis
The Linberg Baby
You shot JFK.


You're also not in the Region you are meant to be in. ArghNo-one shot JFK. But he did know too much.
Zeppistan
03-05-2004, 15:19
You put so much faith in me... but you don't even know who I am.

http://www.paranoia.ru/mn/x-files/images/ftr1d.jpg
Fascinating
But you'll never prove it.

I now open the floor to wild accusations.



I'll exempt myself from guessing.....

I'm not saying I CAN sneak onto my wife's computer and access the Mod controls... then again I'm not saying I can't.... all I know is...


... that I can be bought

:twisted:
The Atheists Reality
03-05-2004, 15:21
You put so much faith in me... but you don't even know who I am.

http://www.paranoia.ru/mn/x-files/images/ftr1d.jpg
Fascinating
But you'll never prove it.

I now open the floor to wild accusations.



I'll exempt myself from guessing.....

I'm not saying I CAN sneak onto my wife's computer and access the Mod controls... then again I'm not saying I can't.... all I know is...


... that I can be bought

:twisted:

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
The Smoking Man
03-05-2004, 15:24
You put so much faith in me... but you don't even know who I am.

http://www.paranoia.ru/mn/x-files/images/ftr1d.jpg
Fascinating
But you'll never prove it.

I now open the floor to wild accusations.



I'll exempt myself from guessing.....

I'm not saying I CAN sneak onto my wife's computer and access the Mod controls... then again I'm not saying I can't.... all I know is...


... that I can be bought

:twisted:Zeppistan, come now. You wouldn't want your wife to see... well, I won't invoke that here. Yet. Needless to say, keeping your mouth shut might be in your best interests.

I don't need to buy you. I own you already.
The Angry Junkies
03-05-2004, 15:25
A cigarette smoking man rules my country, he is shrouded in mystery and commands vast armies. You will never figure out his name or his profession. It is all classified. Don't even try to look for him in my country. You will be shot.
Enerica
03-05-2004, 15:26
You put so much faith in me... but you don't even know who I am.

http://www.paranoia.ru/mn/x-files/images/ftr1d.jpg
Fascinating
But you'll never prove it.

I now open the floor to wild accusations.



I'll exempt myself from guessing.....

I'm not saying I CAN sneak onto my wife's computer and access the Mod controls... then again I'm not saying I can't.... all I know is...


... that I can be bought

:twisted:

Does that mean I have to be nice to you too? :lol:
The Angry Junkies
03-05-2004, 15:28
You put so much faith in me... but you don't even know who I am.

http://www.paranoia.ru/mn/x-files/images/ftr1d.jpg
Fascinating
But you'll never prove it.

I now open the floor to wild accusations.



I'll exempt myself from guessing.....

I'm not saying I CAN sneak onto my wife's computer and access the Mod controls... then again I'm not saying I can't.... all I know is...


... that I can be bought

:twisted:

Does that mean I have to be nice to you too? :lol:

I'm going to smoke a real cigarette now, you guys have fun.
Enerica
03-05-2004, 15:29
You put so much faith in me... but you don't even know who I am.

http://www.paranoia.ru/mn/x-files/images/ftr1d.jpg
Fascinating
But you'll never prove it.

I now open the floor to wild accusations.



I'll exempt myself from guessing.....

I'm not saying I CAN sneak onto my wife's computer and access the Mod controls... then again I'm not saying I can't.... all I know is...


... that I can be bought

:twisted:

Does that mean I have to be nice to you too? :lol:

I'm going to smoke a real cigarette now, you guys have fun.

That's fergusting. Yuk, yurk hack hack.

Smoking Man: Your George Bush.
03-05-2004, 15:50
The smoking man: some second class actor sponsored by Marlboro?
The Atheists Reality
03-05-2004, 15:51
The smoking man: some second class actor sponsored by Marlboro?

nah, just another yobbo like us
Spoffin
03-05-2004, 15:52
Hey, I think I rememeber a thread like this from before.

http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=111186&highlight=
Zeppistan
03-05-2004, 16:07
You put so much faith in me... but you don't even know who I am.

http://www.paranoia.ru/mn/x-files/images/ftr1d.jpg
Fascinating
But you'll never prove it.

I now open the floor to wild accusations.



I'll exempt myself from guessing.....

I'm not saying I CAN sneak onto my wife's computer and access the Mod controls... then again I'm not saying I can't.... all I know is...


... that I can be bought

:twisted:

Does that mean I have to be nice to you too? :lol:


Hell No!

lol
HotRodia
03-05-2004, 16:08
I told them to leave, but did they listen? Nooooooo!
Zeppistan
03-05-2004, 16:19
You put so much faith in me... but you don't even know who I am.

http://www.paranoia.ru/mn/x-files/images/ftr1d.jpg
Fascinating
But you'll never prove it.

I now open the floor to wild accusations.



I'll exempt myself from guessing.....

I'm not saying I CAN sneak onto my wife's computer and access the Mod controls... then again I'm not saying I can't.... all I know is...


... that I can be bought

:twisted:Zeppistan, come now. You wouldn't want your wife to see... well, I won't invoke that here. Yet. Needless to say, keeping your mouth shut might be in your best interests.

I don't need to buy you. I own you already.

You can't even afford to rent me... especially given thos photos I have of... well, we won't go there...

Besides - what the smoking man clearly fails to consider is the full ramifications of the above-mentioned possibility.... which includes the fact that he can never be sure if any information he thinks he either gets or sends to any computer on the "Istan" family network is actually being sent or recieved from a specific person....

She may look all sweet and innocent..... but our sysadmin has a dinosaur and she's not afraid to use it!

http://members.rogers.com/zeppo_marx/images/lj2004/wookies.jpg

:twisted:

-Z-
Enerica
03-05-2004, 17:37
You put so much faith in me... but you don't even know who I am.

http://www.paranoia.ru/mn/x-files/images/ftr1d.jpg
Fascinating
But you'll never prove it.

I now open the floor to wild accusations.



I'll exempt myself from guessing.....

I'm not saying I CAN sneak onto my wife's computer and access the Mod controls... then again I'm not saying I can't.... all I know is...


... that I can be bought

:twisted:Zeppistan, come now. You wouldn't want your wife to see... well, I won't invoke that here. Yet. Needless to say, keeping your mouth shut might be in your best interests.

I don't need to buy you. I own you already.

You can't even afford to rent me... especially given thos photos I have of... well, we won't go there...

Besides - what the smoking man clearly fails to consider is the full ramifications of the above-mentioned possibility.... which includes the fact that he can never be sure if any information he thinks he either gets or sends to any computer on the "Istan" family network is actually being sent or recieved from a specific person....

She may look all sweet and innocent..... but our sysadmin has a dinosaur and she's not afraid to use it!

http://members.rogers.com/zeppo_marx/images/lj2004/wookies.jpg

:twisted:

-Z-

Awww, how cute.
HotRodia
03-05-2004, 17:42
She may look all sweet and innocent..... but our sysadmin has a dinosaur and she's not afraid to use it!

http://members.rogers.com/zeppo_marx/images/lj2004/wookies.jpg

:twisted:

-Z-

Not the dinosaur, anything but the dinosaur! *runs away screaming*
Zeppistan
03-05-2004, 17:49
She may look all sweet and innocent..... but our sysadmin has a dinosaur and she's not afraid to use it!

http://members.rogers.com/zeppo_marx/images/lj2004/wookies.jpg

:twisted:

-Z-

Not the dinosaur, anything but the dinosaur! *runs away screaming*


Tremble in fear of the Terrible Lizard!

:lol:
HotRodia
03-05-2004, 18:12
She may look all sweet and innocent..... but our sysadmin has a dinosaur and she's not afraid to use it!

http://members.rogers.com/zeppo_marx/images/lj2004/wookies.jpg

:twisted:

-Z-

Not the dinosaur, anything but the dinosaur! *runs away screaming*


Tremble in fear of the Terrible Lizard!

:lol:

Hey Zep, what did you name her?
Stephistan
03-05-2004, 18:27
She may look all sweet and innocent..... but our sysadmin has a dinosaur and she's not afraid to use it!

http://members.rogers.com/zeppo_marx/images/lj2004/wookies.jpg

:twisted:

-Z-

Not the dinosaur, anything but the dinosaur! *runs away screaming*


Tremble in fear of the Terrible Lizard!

:lol:

Hey Zep, what did you name her?

Ummm, what makes you think HE named her? Huh? I DID have a say in it after all..lol

I also can confirm that my husband does not access the mod center..lol Nice try Zep.. LOL :P
HotRodia
03-05-2004, 18:38
Ummm, what makes you think HE named her? Huh? I DID have a say in it after all..lol

So what did you name her?

I also can confirm that my husband does not access the mod center..lol Nice try Zep.. LOL :P

Of course not... :wink:
Stephistan
03-05-2004, 18:47
Ummm, what makes you think HE named her? Huh? I DID have a say in it after all..lol

So what did you name her?

I also can confirm that my husband does not access the mod center..lol Nice try Zep.. LOL :P

Of course not... :wink:

We named her "Holly Lynn" .. oh and the dinosaur is "wookie" LOL..
Enerica
03-05-2004, 19:07
What's the name? I must know. Steph Junior.

Will she join NS?

College?

Arr it's too much.

Edit: Ah you already said. *Calms down*