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Could you be a serial killer? Find out!

Mentholyptus
03-05-2004, 04:55
OK, this is a test invented by some psychologist around the turn of the century to determine if the test-taker had a killer's mindset. Post your responses to the following query, I'll check back in a few days to see who is or isn't going to kill us all...after I confer with the voices. Must always talk to the voices.

While at the funeral of her mother, a girl met a man whom she did not know. She thought he was amazing, her dream guy, and she fell in love with him but never asked for his number and could not find him after the funeral. A few days later the girl killed her sister.

Question: What is her motive in killing her sister?

BTW, if you know about this, don't spoil it for the rest of the kiddies.
The Sadistic Skinhead
03-05-2004, 05:03
Answer: she wanted to see the guy again
The Eyesores
03-05-2004, 05:05
she found out the sister was the guy's significant other?
Western Asia
03-05-2004, 05:07
Thought process: The man appeared at the death of a loved one...kill another loved one and you'll get the guy back.

You need a test to find out if you're a serial killer? I'd think that you'd know. :wink:
THE LOST PLANET
03-05-2004, 05:08
I imagine the thinking was something along the lines of this......

That b**ch must have said something to him to scare him off, she never liked me and always steals my boyfriends, I'll teach her!
THE LOST PLANET
03-05-2004, 05:15
Thought process: The man appeared at the death of a loved one...kill another loved one and you'll get the guy back.

You need a test to find out if you're a serial killer? I'd think that you'd know. :wink:oooh, I didn't think of that one, but I guess it makes sense, in a sick and twisted sort of way (ya know, like how a serial killer might think).

WA, you don't know where I live do you?
Western Asia
03-05-2004, 06:33
LP, I can find your IP...I can find you. Look out your wind-- just kiddin'. I'm into psych though, it helps to know how crazy people think if you have to deal with them.
Janathoras
03-05-2004, 06:38
I would have said the same of killing another loved one and getting to see him again, but to offer another view... "because she was there". I've wanted to kill my brothers a lot of times... probably wouldn't take much aggravation to do that, either.
Tumaniaa
03-05-2004, 06:39
She found the "love-slaves" that were chained in the basement?
The Eyesores
03-05-2004, 06:39
She found the "love-slaves" that were chained in the basement?

have you been raiding my basement again?
Tumaniaa
03-05-2004, 06:40
She found the "love-slaves" that were chained in the basement?

have you been raiding my basement again?

I ran out...what was I supposed to do?
Monkeypimp
03-05-2004, 06:42
Heh I got that in about 10 seconds the first time I read it when it was on here last year. Apparently I'm a serial killer..
The Eyesores
03-05-2004, 06:42
She found the "love-slaves" that were chained in the basement?

have you been raiding my basement again?

I ran out...what was I supposed to do?

if you'd stayed you could've joined them...wouldn't you look nice with a collar, in a cage?
The Atheists Reality
03-05-2004, 06:42
She found the "love-slaves" that were chained in the basement?

have you been raiding my basement again?

I ran out...what was I supposed to do?


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Tumaniaa
03-05-2004, 06:46
She found the "love-slaves" that were chained in the basement?

have you been raiding my basement again?

I ran out...what was I supposed to do?

if you'd stayed you could've joined them...wouldn't you look nice with a collar, in a cage?

It gets boring really fast...
The Eyesores
03-05-2004, 06:47
i could've made it worth your while.
Tumaniaa
03-05-2004, 06:49
i could've made it worth your while.

I ran out of loveslaves...raided your basement... It was worth my while
The Eyesores
03-05-2004, 06:49
i could've made it worth your while.

I ran out of loveslaves...raided your basement... It was worth my while

well. i'll get them back, and you into the bargain.
Tumaniaa
03-05-2004, 06:51
i could've made it worth your while.

I ran out of loveslaves...raided your basement... It was worth my while

well. i'll get them back, and you into the bargain.

Funny...your guys don't taste like chicken.
The Eyesores
03-05-2004, 06:52
i could've made it worth your while.

I ran out of loveslaves...raided your basement... It was worth my while

well. i'll get them back, and you into the bargain.

Funny...your guys don't taste like chicken.

YOU ATE MY LOVE SLAVES?!?!?!?!?
i officially hate you. now i'm really going to have to kidnap you.
and by kidnap you i mean go to bed, since i have an AP test tomorrow morning.
Janathoras
03-05-2004, 06:56
I thought we were talking about serial killers, not cannibals...? Of course, there's always Hannibal Lecter... :D
Tumaniaa
03-05-2004, 06:58
I thought we were talking about serial killers, not cannibals...? Of course, there's always Hannibal Lecter... :D

A cannibal that eats alot is probably one definition of serial-killer.
Like that German guy who killed so many he couldn't even remember all of them. He said he did it to sustain his diet of human meat.
Eridanus
03-05-2004, 07:41
OK, this is a test invented by some psychologist around the turn of the century to determine if the test-taker had a killer's mindset. Post your responses to the following query, I'll check back in a few days to see who is or isn't going to kill us all...after I confer with the voices. Must always talk to the voices.

While at the funeral of her mother, a girl met a man whom she did not know. She thought he was amazing, her dream guy, and she fell in love with him but never asked for his number and could not find him after the funeral. A few days later the girl killed her sister.

Question: What is her motive in killing her sister?

BTW, if you know about this, don't spoil it for the rest of the kiddies.

He was sleeping with her sister, and she couldn't kill him, so she killed her.
Sdaeriji
03-05-2004, 08:05
This sure is one of the more demented conversations I've ever seen.

And her motive for killing her sister would be to see the guy again, because if he was there for her mother's funeral, odds are he is connected with the family, and would likely show up at her sister's funeral as well.
imported_1248B
03-05-2004, 08:46
They had an argument over who of the two of them was the best lay that got out of hand? :?
Deeloleo
03-05-2004, 08:49
She needed another funeral to get the guy's number.
Mentholyptus
04-05-2004, 04:52
All of you who said that she wanted to see the guy again at the funeral "passed" this test. By "passed" I of course mean that you're insane. It's OK though, I answered the same without hesitation upon hearing the question. Then my friend who asked it gave me a very strange look and backed away slowly...

This just strengthens my theory that NS players are chock-full of mental defects...Eyesores and Tumaniaa especially so...crazy kids :roll: