Extremely Scary Theory
Superpower07
02-05-2004, 15:11
Ok, I'm a guy, and my hair is somewhat longer than the norm.
now for the weird part
some people are now starting to say it resembles that of Christ's (tho i dont think so). yet the scary thing is that when i was born i was almost named joshua (and jesus is supposedly a variant of joshua). nor (like christ in the beginning) are my intentions to be a saviour . . . this is getting a little freaky
But the upside to this is that now my mortal enemy think this as well, so one day when he went up to me I was like "obey me!!" then he said "but i dont see you saving my people". he put himself up for the perfect insult by me: "well you dont deserve to be saved!!!" :twisted:
*turns knob to "Not Good"*
Sdaeriji
02-05-2004, 15:15
You have a "mortal enemy"? You sound like a superhero. Or a supervillian.
Superpower07
02-05-2004, 15:16
You have a "mortal enemy"? You sound like a superhero. Or a supervillian.
Let's just leave it at that the word 'Hate' cannot describe the animosity i have against him
Athamasha
02-05-2004, 15:16
Or just batshit insane.
Say, I got a nasty sunburn yesterday... Could you heal it for me? :D
You know what's scary? If one of those people society locked away in a mental institution because he claimed he was God or Jesus, really was God, Jesus, a prophet, etc.
Let's just say the "big guy upstairs" wouldn't be very happy.
You know what's scary? If one of those people society locked away in a mental institution because he claimed he was God or Jesus, really was God, Jesus, a prophet, etc.
Let's just say the "big guy upstairs" wouldn't be very happy.
Yeah thats what I said
:shock:
i know a guy who has grown long hair and a fierce beard, he doesnt mind, we just call him jesus all the time.... accept the title of prophet! :D
Ashmoria
02-05-2004, 15:40
no one knows what jesus really looked like. people are just reacting to how maybe you look like some depiction of jesus that they have seen somewhere, like maybe that guy who played jesus in that recent movie.
which wouldnt be a bad thing, he's playing bobby jones now and hes pretty hot. i say run with it.
Tactical Grace
02-05-2004, 15:40
Go at once to every house of ill repute you find, and spread the Lord's message to their residents! :wink:
Go at once to every house of ill repute you find, and spread the Lord's message to their residents! :wink:
Oh and carry firearms in case it turns out your'e not Jesus!
Pantylvania
02-05-2004, 17:13
how do you know what Jesus looked like? It's not like anyone took pictures of him
Long hair is awsome. I'm also a guy with long hair. But some assholes cut mine when i was asleep. Those bastards.
Collaboration
02-05-2004, 18:51
no one knows what jesus really looked like. people are just reacting to how maybe you look like some depiction of jesus that they have seen somewhere, like maybe that guy who played jesus in that recent movie.
which wouldnt be a bad thing, he's playing bobby jones now and hes pretty hot. i say run with it.
He looks like this:
http://www.johnnydeppfan.com/p173thumb.jpg
Superpower07
02-05-2004, 18:56
Nobody actually knows what Christ looks like; there's some special on the Discovery about forensic scientists trying to figure out what he really did look like
Gaeltach
02-05-2004, 19:21
no one knows what jesus really looked like. people are just reacting to how maybe you look like some depiction of jesus that they have seen somewhere, like maybe that guy who played jesus in that recent movie.
which wouldnt be a bad thing, he's playing bobby jones now and hes pretty hot. i say run with it.
He looks like this:
http://www.johnnydeppfan.com/p173thumb.jpg
Aaahh..Johnny Depp is sooooo hot...
*melts*