NationStates Jolt Archive

You heard me right! Zombie nuns ravaging the countryside. For hundreds of years mankind has fought back against the zombie nun meance, but recently zombie nuns have been spotted in Washington DC eating senators' brains like candy.

We must strike up a willing band of warriors to destroy these foul beasts! Who's with me?

Sorry, I've got my hands full with flesh-eating vegans.

I am! But how can they eat the senators brains? They don't exist!


(teehee hee)


I'll get me gun.

*locks and loads*

It's a paintball one. only the paintballs are filled with holy water instead of paint!

Fool!! Holy water does nothing against nuns. We need Big Jim P on this one...

Pryea will join thee against this undead menace, Foxxinnia! Our Roo-Rider Knights are ready and hunger for that amusing squishy sound the undead make when they're split down the middle.

Fine them.

*goes into bathroom*

okay their now filled with somethign else. It's kinda messy so don't get any on you.

Celack's "Bump-o-rama!!!!!!" tm

*thinking about joining the nuns*

Zombie nuns know how to throw a good party, right?

when our undead stormtroopers became terminally problematic during training or debreifing session we generally used white phosphorous to solve the problem. all undead will burn if you have a hot enough ignition source.

Darn. Now I want to play Age of Wonders but I don't have that anymore...

Zombie nuns can't throw good paries.

A. They're celibate, so, you know, you get none. (Celack's "Bad Pun-o-rama tm)

B. thery're technically dead so they can't get hammered.

*gets my bladed yalmuka*

This will get them. Hehehe.

*gets my bladed yalmuka*

This will get them. Hehehe.

its hard to get enough structural damage with a thrown bladed weapon, i have seen rocket propelled dradles used effectively in such situation.

Oy Vey!



(somebody had to say it. Now im off to eat a nice ham and cheese sandwich)

Fool!! Holy water does nothing against nuns. We need Big Jim P on this one...

Hmm...Zombie Nuns? I think Necro might be able to field this one, But hes not here so here goes:

They are Nuns, so Holy water is out of the question, But they are zombies, so salt spread in front of them will imobilize them, while everyone breaks out flame-thowers. Then you find the zombie master (Zombie Pope?) And destroy him.

Jim The zombie slayer :lol:

*hands out free sunglasses to nuns*

(No one can resist free sunglasses!)

*Nuns put them on*

Little do they know I have place explosives in them all!

*Presses detonator*

Muhahahah!

Nun brains everywhere!

Oy Vey!



(somebody had to say it. Now im off to eat a nice ham and cheese sandwich)

Oy Vey

Hey! Stop this insanity!

*stifles a smirk* I'll have nun of it here!!

Kinda reminds me of Blackadder goes forth...

Baldrick: "My father was a nun."

Blackadder: "No he wasn't."

Baldrick: "He was too! Whenever he was up in court, and the judge said "Occupation?" he'd say, "Nun.""

They will be herded up and kept for use in warfare. Religion is a BAD thing - it has spawned zombies, see?

I will deploy the Fun Fun Assasin Squad to help you defeat the nuns.

Christian Zombie Vamp-aiiirrrs!

Before they git you:

http://www.marysremnant.org/Friends/DBK/Nuns.jpg

After they git you:

http://members.optusnet.com.au/national-diet-center/images/nuns.jpg

http://www.marysremnant.org/Friends/DBK/Nuns.jpg


Nuns with guns! Haha!