NationStates Jolt Archive

The title says it all, doesn't it? :P

Personally, I'd make the skies green and make every Wednesday clothing-optional. But that's just me.

Push 'reset'

Make this f'ing server work.

Make everybody a white english speaking neo-con! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Make this f'ing server work.I think that could even be beyond God. :shock:

Erase any country threatening Finland's Ice Hockey World Championship from the face of our planet. : :roll:

Create bigger goals for the soccerfields, in the hope that the Belgian National Squad finally manages to score... :oops:

Point and laugh.

I'd actually just sit back and let things work themselves out.

I might do minor things like saving puppies from drowning or picking up little kids playing in the street and drop them in the park.

I would completely remove all muslims from the face of the earth (but thats because im a right wing British)

Cleanse the planet of human life.

what do you mean if?

Start advancing the human genome to the point where there are no two people exactly alike and each person has their own talents such as in Xmen. Oh and teach the wildlife to sing Rigoletto.

Start advancing the human genome to the point where there are no two people exactly alike and each person has their own talents such as in Xmen. Oh and teach the wildlife to sing Rigoletto.

Could I be Gambit?

Start advancing the human genome to the point where there are no two people exactly alike and each person has their own talents such as in Xmen. Oh and teach the wildlife to sing Rigoletto.

Could I be Gambit?

Sure y not. As long as I got to play that cool guy with the metal armor(for the life of me I cant remember his name)

Start advancing the human genome to the point where there are no two people exactly alike and each person has their own talents such as in Xmen. Oh and teach the wildlife to sing Rigoletto.

Could I be Gambit?

Sure y not. As long as I got to play that cool guy with the metal armor(for the life of me I cant remember his name)

Colossus? The one who could turn his skin into metal?

Start from scratch mebbe and pick another species to ascend?..say the Dog?

I'd be a vengeful God. People wouldn't appease to my will, and I'd be like "SMOTE!" as they burst into flames or something.


(I haven't slept in a while, I'm medicated, and I have a headache.)

Start advancing the human genome to the point where there are no two people exactly alike and each person has their own talents such as in Xmen. Oh and teach the wildlife to sing Rigoletto.

Could I be Gambit?

Sure y not. As long as I got to play that cool guy with the metal armor(for the life of me I cant remember his name)

Colossus? The one who could turn his skin into metal?

Possibly. He was in the latest xmen movie.

He contemplated the Forums... His Eye fell upon General... and It Was Dark.

He Said: "Let Them Be Bright!"

...and He saw it was good...

I'd probably come down from that throne to present myself to humanity, and like a real standup guy I'd openly admit that I messed up seriously with the creation of the universe and all. :)

I would work out who Max Barry really is.

Possibly. He was in the latest xmen movie.

Magneto.

lower human fertility on planet earth and make oil noncombustable

i'd also tell people that while i appreaciate being loved they need
to stop worshiping me and get on with cleaning up their act.

"no i'm not going to spank your little bottoms, nor wipe them for
you either, but it's your world and how you make it is what you
have to live with.

and don't think you're gonna get out of that by killing yourselves
or each other either

oh and btw, all kinds of other spirit people are my friends too:
so stop calling them demons and blaming them for what happens when
you refuse to think about what you are doing"

=^^=
.../\...

The title of this thread seems to imply that I am somehow not god.

reverse gravity

I would make the world flat then laugh when people sailed over the edge, I would then procedde to create another intellegent life form on earth and watch the two live peacefuly or compete

I used to like juggernaut from the Xmen, but then again, backhanding people is alot cooler than watching it on the cartoon network.

Send down word that I don't "care". Stop anthropomorphizing, and take repsonsibility for yourselves. If that didn't take, well, I guess I'd hurl an asteroid at Earth.

Well, alright, I do care. The point is I want you to care for each other. And, if you can't manage that, well... "Here comes the Judge, here comes the Judge".

He said "let there be WMD" and there were WMD. And Bush was pleased.

I'd give everyone a more active third eye, with which to view their spirit life.
I'd give us all vivid auras with patterns, like mood rings. They'd be totally honest, so you'd never have to guess how someone really felt.
I would make everybody who has an annual income of over $150,000 US poor, homeless and powerless.

I would make everyone who hates an ethnic group into a member of that group, with full memory of their hate.

reverse gravityThat'd be fun. And then, when everyone's up in the stratosphere, you could reverse it again. And then, right before they hit ground, reverse!

And repeat. :P

Create bigger goals for the soccerfields, in the hope that the Belgian National Squad finally manages to score... :oops:

Dont worry too much, Belgium has a brilliant defence. I once heard them say they fight valiantly almost in trench like fortifications. Hard to break through them but hard to break out of them ie hard to score against Belgium but hard for Belgium to score.

reverse gravityThat'd be fun. And then, when everyone's up in the stratosphere, you could reverse it again. And then, right before they hit ground, reverse!

And repeat. :P or, come out with a press release that the dinosaurs were my little joke to the world :)

i would tell all those fundamentalit christians once and for all that IT'S OK TO BE GAY

i would tell all those fundamentalit christians once and for all that IT'S OK TO BE GAY

It is? Oh you beauty!

<runs into his room, opens the closet and dons a pink shirt. hurries out the door and off to the nightclub. buys glitter on the way>

-Make a planet called 'Cybertron', somewhere in the middle of space.

-Reverse the death of Weird Al Yankovic's parents.

-Build a Reminton 870 shotgun out of thin air.

-Transport myself to intercontinental friends.

-Kill people just by thinking about it.

I'm done.

You know automatic doors? I would create one that worked in reverse.

I cannot get over how hilarious it would be. When people walked towards it, it'd close, and when they walked away, it'd open! Hours of cheap thrills watching idiot after idiot try and fool my precious invention.


Stuff getting rid of AIDS and poverty and all that crap, I'd use my position to make me laugh. And my houses of worship would be huge circus tents with scary clowns that would stab all those who disapproved of my lack of seriousness. Yeah. I'd be a kickass God.

You know automatic doors? I would create one that worked in reverse.

I cannot get over how hilarious it would be. When people walked towards it, it'd close, and when they walked away, it'd open! Hours of cheap thrills watching idiot after idiot try and fool my precious invention.


Stuff getting rid of AIDS and poverty and all that crap, I'd use my position to make me laugh. And my houses of worship would be huge circus tents with scary clowns that would stab all those who disapproved of my lack of seriousness. Yeah. I'd be a kickass God.

You could probably make one right now, without being a god. But it sure would be hysterical.

If I were God, I'd lay down a new set of rules (probably similiar to those of Nationstates, actually, only I'd make stupidity a DEATable offense!), promote some good old love an' peace, and smite the everloving crap out of the violent extremists of any variety.

"FOR $DEITY! KILL THE INFIDELS!"

"Oh get over yourselves, you stupid fanatics. Chill the hell out and co-exist with yer fellow homo sapiens!"

".... $GROUP ARE HEATHEN NON-HOMO SAPIENS! KILL THE INFIDELS FOR DISAGREEING!"

"Oh, that's ENOUGH already! *divine Sword of DEAT PWNAGE on nasty nasty fanatics*"

Oh... and I'd make the server work, too :wink:

What do you mean, 'if'? (j/k)

If I were God, I'd actually put some effort into letting people know I excist, and telling them about my rules (and explaining the reasoning behind them) before enforcing them in the afterlife.

fuck humans, i'd create a sapient immortal race of cats and after a hundred million years, i'd just smite the lot of them

I would seek counselling and attend anger management sessions.

kill of these record bosses who are runing the standerd of our music industry with these pop groups (none of them are real pop though) :twisted:

Say goodbye to the following sports.

Baseball
Golf
Basketball

Say hello to the following sports

Baseketball
Battle Paddle
Super Dodge Ball

The New National Pastimes

Roller derby
Dueling
Greyhound Racing