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Democratic National Convention Schedule

I am excited to announce the 2004 Democratic National Convention Schedule:

OFFICIAL 2004 DNC CONVENTION PROGRAM

6:00pm - Opening flag burning ceremony.
6:30pm - Anti-war rally no. 1.
6:40pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
7:00pm - Tribute theme to France.
7:10pm - Collect offerings for al-Zawahri defense fund.
7:20pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
7:25pm - Presentation of the Bill Clinton Integrity Award.
7:45pm - Anti-war rally no. 2. (Moderated by Michael Moore)
8:00pm - John Kerry presents one side of the issues
8:25pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
8:30pm - Terrorist appeasement workshop.
9:00pm - Gay marriage ceremony.

9:30pm - * Intermission *

10:00pm - Flag burning ceremony no. 2.
10:15pm - Re-enactment of Kerry's fake medal toss.
10:30pm - Cameo by Dean 'Yeeearrrrrrrg!'
10:40pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
10:50pm - Pledge of allegiance to the UN.
11:00pm - Double gay marriage ceremony.
11:15pm - Maximizing Welfare workshop.
11:20pm - John Kerry presents the other side of the issues
11:30pm - 'Free Saddam' pep rally.
11:59pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
12:00am - Nomination of Democrat candidate.

I get it! It's trying to be funny, while at the same time point out the misconception that all Democrats must be flag-burning, draft-dodging, pot-smoking hippies! It's supposed to be humor! I get it!

I get it! It's trying to be funny, while at the same time point out the misconception that all Democrats must be flag-burning, draft-dodging, pot-smoking hippies! It's supposed to be humor! I get it! but they are! :D

I get it! It's trying to be funny, while at the same time point out the misconception that all Democrats must be flag-burning, draft-dodging, pot-smoking hippies! It's supposed to be humor! I get it! but they are! :D

Not to mention Ted Kennedy's alcoholism!

I get it! It's trying to be funny, while at the same time point out the misconception that all Democrats must be flag-burning, draft-dodging, pot-smoking hippies! It's supposed to be humor! I get it! but they are! :D

Not to mention Ted Kennedy's alcoholism! well......... he is a drunk

I get it! It's trying to be funny, while at the same time point out the misconception that all Democrats must be flag-burning, draft-dodging, pot-smoking hippies! It's supposed to be humor! I get it! but they are! :D

Not to mention Ted Kennedy's alcoholism!

Well the alcoholism thing I will agree with. I'm still scared to drive over bridges on the Cape. Never know where he might be lurking.

I get it! It's trying to be funny, while at the same time point out the misconception that all Democrats must be flag-burning, draft-dodging, pot-smoking hippies! It's supposed to be humor! I get it! but they are! :D

Not to mention Ted Kennedy's alcoholism!

Well the alcoholism thing I will agree with. I'm still scared to drive over bridges on the Cape. Never know where he might be lurking. heh

I get it! It's trying to be funny, while at the same time point out the misconception that all Democrats must be flag-burning, draft-dodging, pot-smoking hippies! It's supposed to be humor! I get it! but they are! :D

Not to mention Ted Kennedy's alcoholism!

Well the alcoholism thing I will agree with. I'm still scared to drive over bridges on the Cape. Never know where he might be lurking. heh

Ted Kennedy jokes: the one thing that can unite both warmongering conservative, bible-thumping Republicans and babykilling, liberal, flag-burning Democrats.

I get it! It's trying to be funny, while at the same time point out the misconception that all Democrats must be flag-burning, draft-dodging, pot-smoking hippies! It's supposed to be humor! I get it! but they are! :D

Well... not Zell Miller. :)

I get it! It's trying to be funny, while at the same time point out the misconception that all Democrats must be flag-burning, draft-dodging, pot-smoking hippies! It's supposed to be humor! I get it! but they are! :D

Well... not Zell Miller. :) i prefer torso boy

I get it! It's trying to be funny, while at the same time point out the misconception that all Democrats must be flag-burning, draft-dodging, pot-smoking hippies! It's supposed to be humor! I get it! but they are! :D

Well... not Zell Miller. :)

Zell Miller is my favorite Democrat.

Republican Convention Schedule

6:00 National Anthem sung while gays are brought on stage and beaten
6:30 Sacrifice of a baby
7:00 John Ashcroft's Twenty Ways To Wipe Your Butt With The Constitution Seminar
8:00 An hour of goose stepping and cross burning in honor of the late Strom Thurman
9:00 Intermission
9:30 Rumsfeld shows slides from other visits with ruthless dictators he will later wage war on
10:00 Awards given to corporations who have outsourced the most American jobs
11:00 Hymn singing and Christian brainwashing

Republican Convention Schedule

6:00 National Anthem sung while gays are brought on stage and beaten
6:30 Sacrifice of a baby
7:00 John Ashcroft's Twenty Ways To Wipe Your Butt With The Constitution Seminar
8:00 An hour of goose stepping and cross burning in honor of the late Strom Thurman
9:00 Intermission
9:30 Rumsfeld shows slides from other visits with ruthless dictators he will later wage war on
10:00 Awards given to corporations who have outsourced the most American jobs
11:00 Hymn singing and Christian brainwashing

You forgot, "Invasion of a Third World Country" at 7:15, 8:15, 9:15, and 10:15 am.

There was another thread with this very same schedule posted on it, but I can't seem to find it. But hell, even if Friends of Bill had written it himself (themselves?) it still wasn't very original. I mean, Ted Kennedy drunk jokes? Those are so cliche now. Shouldn't you try to at least call someone a child molester or something?

Republican Convention Schedule


6:30 Sacrifice of a baby


You confuse the Republicans with the death march liberals idiots from last Saturday.

Death marcher quote: "I just had to be here to fight for the next generation and the generation after that." Hey maybe the death cult of the left will abort themselves into extinction.

Republican Convention Schedule


6:30 Sacrifice of a baby


You confuse the Republicans with the death march liberals idiots from last Saturday.

Death marcher quote: "I just had to be here to fight for the next generation and the generation after that." Hey maybe the death cult of the left will abort themselves into extinction.

the irony is just killing me!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I am liberal in most ways, but I am pro-life. It is the rasta's way. i wasn't really serious in my post; was just trying to make you see the silliness of stereotypes. I have never voted democrat in my life, but this year i will. Because Bush sucks just that much.

Republican National Convention Schedule

OFFICIAL 2004 GOP CONVENTION PROGRAM

6:00pm - Opening constitution burning ceremony.
6:30pm - Anti-gay rally.
6:40pm - George W Bush mispronounces "presidential."
7:00pm - Tribute theme to Saudi Arabia.
7:10pm - Collect offerings for energy task force defense fund.
7:20pm - George W Bush mispronounces "opportunistic"
7:25pm - Presentation of the Katherine Harris Integrity Award.
7:45pm - Anti-environment rally. (Moderated by Dick Cheney)
8:00pm - George W Bush presents one side of the issues
8:25pm - George W Bush mispronounces "fundamentalist."
8:30pm - Terrorist appeasement workshop.
9:00pm - Marriage of church and state ceremony.

9:30pm - * Intermission *

10:00pm - Constitution burning ceremony no. 2.
10:15pm - Re-enactment of Bush's fake WMD discovery.
10:30pm - Cameo by Quayle "I did not live in this century"
10:40pm - George W Bush mispronounces "accomplished"
10:50pm - Pledge of allegiance to the one god almighty.
11:00pm - Double marriage of church and state ceremony.
11:15pm - Maximizing government spending workshop.
11:20pm - George W Bush presents the other side of the issues
11:30pm - 'Free Milosevic' pep rally.
11:59pm - George W Bush mispronounces "mispronounces."
12:00am - Nomination of Republican candidate.

I knew I would find it. Here's the thread that had the schedule on it originally.
http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=142451&highlight=

At least Panhandia had the courtesy to note that he got it from Neil Boortz.

Friends of Bill--just another cut and paste tool of the right.

I knew I would find it. Here's the thread that had the schedule on it originally.
http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=142451&highlight=

At least Panhandia had the courtesy to note that he got it from Neil Boortz.

Friends of Bill--just another cut and paste tool of the right.And Incertonia, just another parrot for the Moveon.org tools.

I got it an an email, uncredited. Why don't you make up some more lies about the military?

but both schedules leave out the all important ritual appeasement of isreal, by slaughtering an unblemished new born palestinian( carter was said to have substituted a turk to save money in 80 and the democrats lost the whitehouse for the next 12 years)

11:30pm - 'Free Milosevic' pep rally.

Why are we freeing Milosevic?

Hey! Remember when Bush was snorting cocaine, and John Ashcroft was taking away our basic civil liberties that we have defended for over 250 years! Conservatives are such hypocrites! They believe in life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.... as long as you are a rich white male protestant. If not... SCREW OFF! and what is up with all the French bashing... another failure of conservatives is that they refuse to acknowledge history... like the American Revolution in which France helped America win its freedom... or when we fought side by side in WWI. Or when they were kissing us in the streets after we liberated them in WWII. So France disagrees with the US/Iraq policy... THEY ARE ENTITLED TO THEIR OWN OPINION! They are still incredible Allies and friends. Leave it to conservatives to bash any one or thing that does not propel their far right agenda of secrecy and fear. Oh yeah, how about that incredible "press conference" by our immaculate Commander and Chief... does he have ANY idea of what’s going on! SERIOUSLY! "Uhhhhhhhh....hmmmmmm...... duhhhhhhhhhhhh.... I don’t really know how to answer that question...... uhhhhh...... hmmmmmmm." Leader of the free world??? What a mediocre, incompetent jack ass. But please.... continue to bash the ideology that has propelled America's progress since the birth of our nation... cause those Puritans had their crap together! Here’s a toast for Ted Kennedy!

Hey! Remember when Bush was snorting cocaine, and John Ashcroft was taking away our basic civil liberties that we have defended for over 250 years! Conservatives are such hypocrites! They believe in life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.... as long as you are a rich white male protestant. If not... SCREW OFF! and what is up with all the French bashing... another failure of conservatives is that they refuse to acknowledge history... like the American Revolution in which France helped America win its freedom... or when we fought side by side in WWI. Or when they were kissing us in the streets after we liberated them in WWII. So France disagrees with the US/Iraq policy... THEY ARE ENTITLED TO THEIR OWN OPINION! They are still incredible Allies and friends. Leave it to conservatives to bash any one or thing that does not propel their far right agenda of secrecy and fear. Oh yeah, how about that incredible "press conference" by our immaculate Commander and Chief... does he have ANY idea of what’s going on! SERIOUSLY! "Uhhhhhhhh....hmmmmmm...... duhhhhhhhhhhhh.... I don’t really know how to answer that question...... uhhhhh...... hmmmmmmm." Leader of the free world??? What a mediocre, incompetent jack ass. But please.... continue to bash the ideology that has propelled America's progress since the birth of our nation... cause those Puritans had their crap together! Here’s a toast for Ted Kennedy!

Excellent rant. And sometimes I wonder why conservatives think all liberals are idiots.

11:30pm - 'Free Milosevic' pep rally.

Why are we freeing Milosevic?

because he fought muslim terrorist before it became fashionable, and now the republican realize one man's ethnic cleansing is another man's destroying the terrorists support structures and pacifying fanatics breeding grounds.

11:30pm - 'Free Milosevic' pep rally.

Why are we freeing Milosevic?

because he fought muslim terrorist before it became fashionable, and now the republican realize one man's ethnic cleansing is another man's destroying the terrorists support structures and pacifying fanatics breeding grounds.

Ethnic cleansing of millions of people is in no way related to hunting down and killing known and dangerous terrorists.

11:30pm - 'Free Milosevic' pep rally.

Why are we freeing Milosevic?

because he fought muslim terrorist before it became fashionable, and now the republican realize one man's ethnic cleansing is another man's destroying the terrorists support structures and pacifying fanatics breeding grounds.

Ethnic cleansing of millions of people is in no way related to hunting down and killing known and dangerous terrorists.


don't be so sure, bush has accepted sharon's ethnic cleansing of large areas of the west bank as realities on the ground, in his support of isreal's war on palestinian terrorism. in the end all ethnic cleansing is about creating realities on the ground in your own favor. its a game as old as humanity. to defeat your enemy you my liquidate or subjugate his entire tribe.

11:30pm - 'Free Milosevic' pep rally.

Why are we freeing Milosevic?

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{something}the original said they'll have a 'Free Hussein' pep rally. I could only think of one other dictator who is currently in prison. As luck would have it, the Republicans opposed Milosevic's capture as a stunt to direct attention away from Monica Lewinsky

wow, people are still posting this thing? it wasn't really funny to begin with, but now it's even more pathetic. at least think up your own humor, people, quit cut-and-pasting. any conservative who can't come up with their own jokes shouldn't be poking fun at the democrats...at least liberals are funny.

at least liberals are funny.
I thought the Republican National Convention was just as bad as the Democratic National Convention schedule. Neither were that funny.

I thought the Republican National Convention was just as bad as the Democratic National Convention schedule. Neither were that funny.that's good because they're the same but with a few words changed to point out the hypocrisy of the DNC schedule