01-05-2004, 03:22
Here's the way we make the stockmarket boom.
First we add a slamin' techno soundtrack so it's all 'BOO BOO BOO dede! BOO BOO BOO dede!' then we turn of all those annoying ceiling lights off so the only light is coming from the tickers on the floor. Then we add a bunch of green, purple, and orange lasers to move up and down the crowd. Then after bell is rung to start trading they replace it with a DJ'ing booth and a thin, talkitive British guy wearing a skintight, wool longsleeve shirt would be hired to DJ and before he turns on the music he yells, 'Let's get 'eady ta PAAA'TAYYYY!' And then on top of the tickers there would be cages and flat chested women wearing tight, green rubber shirts and low rise leather pants with glitery make-up on that would have spiked yellow hair would dance all day long. And then on a huge flat screen TV behind the DJ, if the ended up 150 points, would go 'Celebrate!' and it would play a fresh poppy tune and they would hit around beachballs while the cage girls spray water on them.
First we add a slamin' techno soundtrack so it's all 'BOO BOO BOO dede! BOO BOO BOO dede!' then we turn of all those annoying ceiling lights off so the only light is coming from the tickers on the floor. Then we add a bunch of green, purple, and orange lasers to move up and down the crowd. Then after bell is rung to start trading they replace it with a DJ'ing booth and a thin, talkitive British guy wearing a skintight, wool longsleeve shirt would be hired to DJ and before he turns on the music he yells, 'Let's get 'eady ta PAAA'TAYYYY!' And then on top of the tickers there would be cages and flat chested women wearing tight, green rubber shirts and low rise leather pants with glitery make-up on that would have spiked yellow hair would dance all day long. And then on a huge flat screen TV behind the DJ, if the ended up 150 points, would go 'Celebrate!' and it would play a fresh poppy tune and they would hit around beachballs while the cage girls spray water on them.