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Party at the beach.

30-04-2004, 00:27
Trust me, this is way overdue. This forum has gotten way too uptight lately. You all need to relax before you all get a hemorrhoid or something.
Japaica
30-04-2004, 00:29
You are so right, bitch. And I say bitch in a friendly way. :wink:

Lets party

*strips down wearing a man thong dancing to party boy music*
Sdaeriji
30-04-2004, 00:30
*wheels down cooler full of brews*

Beer's here!
Japaica
30-04-2004, 00:36
woohoo. lets get the girls of NS here
Celestial Paranoia
30-04-2004, 00:40
:shock:

Wow! It's been so long since I have seen one of these threads. :shock:
30-04-2004, 00:41
Party!

*walks in wearing a towel and a smile*

OK who is going to beer me? :D
Japaica
30-04-2004, 00:42
Oh, Pick me, pick me!!!!
Zyzyx Road
30-04-2004, 00:43
*walks in*
*eats cheetos*
*leaves*
30-04-2004, 00:46
*Applies butter on himself*

Ahhhhh. Much better. Now I can... :shock:
Oh no, where did the server go? This is terrible. How can I have a party when I cant even find the server?



Oh wait there it is. Bad server, bad.
*Smacks server*
Now where is that guy who said that they would be here with all of the stuff?
30-04-2004, 00:49
:shock:

Wow! It's been so long since I have seen one of these threads. :shock:
And it’s not even a special occasion. But it is something that I prescribe for everyone. What being a former doctor and all I should know these things.
30-04-2004, 00:51
:shock:

Wow! It's been so long since I have seen one of these threads. :shock:

Hey Celeste! Wow nice swimsuit!
30-04-2004, 02:35
Damn server, crash my party will you? Take that!
*Smashes server again*
Alright, lets get this going again.
30-04-2004, 02:38
did i hear party at the beach!!!! whooohooo.

and my favorite NS is here :)

hows it going Celestial ;) :)
Celestial Paranoia
30-04-2004, 02:58
did i hear party at the beach!!!! whooohooo.

and my favorite NS is here :)

hows it going Celestial ;) :)

What was your name agian?

:P

How goes it?
30-04-2004, 03:36
*goes for a scuttle in the water*
*sees conch*
*Sucks out its tender innards*
*Throws shell playfully at CP*
30-04-2004, 03:39
*prepares thre food poisining kit for Zoidberg*
Celestial Paranoia
30-04-2004, 03:43
SIX! :shock:

*gets knocked unconsious by a flying shell*
Demonic Furbies
30-04-2004, 03:43
*pulls up to beach in jacked-up jeep with music blaring*
WHOO! PAAAR-TAY!
*turns off car and jumps down*
someone beer me!
30-04-2004, 03:43
*prepares thre food poisining kit for Zoidberg*
Bah, you’re looking at someone who used to forage around in dumpsters. I'm as fit as a fiddler crab.
*Hits chest with claw*
30-04-2004, 03:45
Celeste! Wow I was thinking I'd never see you again :D

Wow, that swimsuit is HOT :shock:
Celestial Paranoia
30-04-2004, 03:47
Celeste! Wow I was thinking I'd never see you again :D

Wow, that swimsuit is HOT :shock:

:lol:

Why yes I know. :P
30-04-2004, 03:48
SIX! :shock:

*gets knocked unconsious by a flying shell*
Uh oh. Not another one.
*Hangs head and shakes it*
I killed more people at the beach this way, that I have when I was a doctor.
30-04-2004, 03:48
:oops:
*looks down*

I guess you can :D
Japaica
30-04-2004, 22:16
hey, Ur broke 8000 posts

"FREE BEER FOR EVERYONE!!!!"
Demonic Furbies
01-05-2004, 03:48
yay for sixy
*grabs a beer and chugs it*
Japaica
01-05-2004, 03:53
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
Demonic Furbies
01-05-2004, 03:56
*finishes can, crushes it, and pitches it into back of jeep*
Demonic Furbies
01-05-2004, 03:56
dp
Japaica
01-05-2004, 04:00
*tackles demonic furbys cause he is drunk and can't do anything about it*
Demonic Furbies
01-05-2004, 04:03
*falls on back, rolls over on top of Japaica, picks up and slings over soulder*
off of one can of beer? i think not
*starts walking towards water*
01-05-2004, 05:18
Any beer left? :?
Demonic Furbies
01-05-2004, 05:20
*drops Japaica into water*
ya six. in the cooler behind my jeep.
Sdaeriji
01-05-2004, 05:20
Any beer left? :?

*tosses Six a beer*

There's always beer when I'm here!

Hey, that rhymed! Let's have a beer to my newfound skill in poetry!
01-05-2004, 05:23
Thanks!

To your newfound skill :)
Sdaeriji
01-05-2004, 05:23
To my new found skill!

*chug*
01-05-2004, 05:24
Aye!

*Slurp* :D
Demonic Furbies
01-05-2004, 05:26
to newfound skills
*grabs a beer and chugs it*
01-05-2004, 05:30
01-05-2004, 05:50
*Slurp! Crushes a can on his forehead*

Ouch! That was dumb..
Demonic Furbies
01-05-2004, 06:09
if your gunna do it, do it right
*crushes can on head, then tosses it into jeep*
NewXmen
01-05-2004, 06:28
Fires up grill steaks and ribs for everyone!
Demonic Furbies
01-05-2004, 06:30
now y didnt i think of that?
medium rare for me thanks
NewXmen
01-05-2004, 06:32
now y didnt i think of that?
medium rare for me thanks

Here you go...
Demonic Furbies
01-05-2004, 06:34
*takes steak gratfully*
first time i'v eaten in 12 hours. your a life savor.
beer?
NewXmen
01-05-2004, 06:50
*takes steak gratfully*
first time i'v eaten in 12 hours. your a life savor.
beer?

Of course! Thought you never would ask.

Sets up a portable stereo and plays music.
Demonic Furbies
01-05-2004, 06:50
*tosses beer to NewX*
any girls here wanna dance?
Sdaeriji
01-05-2004, 06:51
*raises beer*

To new found skills...again!

*chug*
Demonic Furbies
01-05-2004, 06:52
*raises beer*

To new found skills...again!

*chug*

sure y not
*pops another one and chugs it*
Demonic Furbies
01-05-2004, 07:05
alrite, im gunna get out of here before im too drunk to drive.
later all
*climbs back into jeep and drives off*
NewXmen
01-05-2004, 07:08
*tosses beer to NewX*
any girls here wanna dance?

Thanks!
01-05-2004, 12:49
if your gunna do it, do it right
*crushes can on head, then tosses it into jeep*

*Looks at his head in the Jeep :shock: *

I'll pass
Sdaeriji
01-05-2004, 12:50
Huh? Wha? What's going on? I passed out.
01-05-2004, 12:52
is it too late to join the party?
01-05-2004, 12:52
Hey there Sdaer!
Sdaeriji
01-05-2004, 12:53
is it too late to join the party?

*tosses Calzoncillos a beer*

It's never too late for a party

*tosses Six a beer*

*chug*
01-05-2004, 12:54
cheers
01-05-2004, 12:55
Alright! Beer in the morning! :D
01-05-2004, 12:57
i need to move regions, any idea where i can go?
Sdaeriji
01-05-2004, 12:58
Alright! Beer in the morning! :D

Morning?

Oh yeah, the sun comes up around this time, don't it? See, it's almost bedtime for me.
01-05-2004, 13:00
It's s pretty sunrise, I'm off in 30 minutes..
01-05-2004, 13:00
It's a pretty sunrise, I'm off in 30 minutes..
01-05-2004, 13:00
It's a pretty sunrise, I'm off in 30 minutes..
NewXmen
01-05-2004, 13:03
It's a pretty sunrise, I'm off in 30 minutes..

If you have a digital camera could you shoot it and post it?
Sdaeriji
01-05-2004, 13:03
Why, yes it is. Three times as lovely as a normal sunrise.

I am off in an hour, to direct traffic during my town's annual road race.
01-05-2004, 13:05
I have a camera but I don't have a place to post pics at this time. I will work on it soon.

Take care at work Sdaer!
Sdaeriji
01-05-2004, 13:07
I have a camera but I don't have a place to post pics at this time. I will work on it soon.

Take care at work Sdaer!

Thank you, although it's volunteer. Have fun with wherever you're off to.
01-05-2004, 13:09
Taxiing a son to a First Aid course (Army Cadets)
Celestial Paranoia
01-05-2004, 19:09
Taxiing a son to a First Aid course (Army Cadets)

What happened to party at the beach?
Japaica
02-05-2004, 00:48
You know what happened to the party? I was gone, so the party left. Now i'm back. Paaaaaaaaaaaaaaartaaaaaay.

*dances like the party boy in jackass*
Sdaeriji
02-05-2004, 01:43
Taxiing a son to a First Aid course (Army Cadets)

What happened to party at the beach?

We all had to go. I'm back now. Who wants beer?
Japaica
02-05-2004, 02:42
Oh. I do. I do.
Sdaeriji
02-05-2004, 02:46
*beers Japacia*

Where is everyone else? Is it just the two of us?

*chug*
Japaica
02-05-2004, 02:48
Oh well. Once we're drunk we may start seeing more people.
02-05-2004, 02:53
Once you start seeing double it looks like a pile of people!
02-05-2004, 02:54
Once you start seeing double it looks like a pile of people!
Japaica
02-05-2004, 02:57
Pile of people, eh? Are you thinking what i'm thinking?
02-05-2004, 02:58
I wasn't but do what you like :)
Japaica
02-05-2004, 02:59
*jumps into a pile of sand but too drunk to realise that there are no other people jumping with*
02-05-2004, 03:01
Lets slow it down just a notch, ok :)
Sdaeriji
02-05-2004, 03:01
*jumps on top of Japacia, all without spilling my beer*
Japaica
02-05-2004, 03:02
*jumps on top of Japacia, all without spilling my beer*

that takes some skill
02-05-2004, 03:03
*Applauds*
*realizes the plastic cup has collapsed*
:oops:
Japaica
02-05-2004, 03:04
I'm leaving before I get too drunk to drive home. I'll be back later.
02-05-2004, 03:07
*points to the free cab*

take the ride
Gaeltach
02-05-2004, 03:23
...Six?
02-05-2004, 03:23
Gael!!! :D How ARE you? :D
Gaeltach
02-05-2004, 03:24
...Have you seen Vex recently?
02-05-2004, 03:26
No, not for a couple days at least, I saw one of his puppets though
Gaeltach
02-05-2004, 03:27
I'm kinda worried that Spar might be right...

He has puppets?
02-05-2004, 03:28
Spar right about .. what?

One I know about.
Gaeltach
02-05-2004, 03:29
Spar said he's gone. And right before that I got a really wierd TM from him.
02-05-2004, 03:31
He didn't tell me, not that he has to. He did leave for a bit once before.

Weird in what way?
Gaeltach
02-05-2004, 03:34
I dunno, it was just really...well, sad and past tense. I found it somewhat unsettling but dismissed it as stupid paranoia. Until Spar said that.
02-05-2004, 03:35
He has not been on in two days and he did say goodbye to Tink

You might be right, I'll miss him, if he is gone.
02-05-2004, 03:36
Wow, the party is still going on. No wonder to club I started isn’t doing well. All the party animals are still partying at the beach. My offer still stands. A week of free drinks to anyone who can guess who I used to be.
Gaeltach
02-05-2004, 03:36
He broke his promise...

I feel like I've been stabbed in the chest.
Gaeltach
02-05-2004, 03:37
Wow, the party is still going on. No wonder to club I started isn’t doing well. All the party animals are still partying at the beach. My offer still stands. A week of free drinks to anyone who can guess who I used to be.

Cottonisking?
Sdaeriji
02-05-2004, 03:37
Party!

*busts out boombox*

What does everyone want to listen to?
02-05-2004, 03:39
A hint? Male or Female? I'm guessing male, 27.
02-05-2004, 03:39
No, and I gave my only clue in the Geyser
Sdaeriji
02-05-2004, 03:39
We need more women at this party.
Gaeltach
02-05-2004, 03:40
Six...can I have a hug? I think I need one..
02-05-2004, 03:42
Sure thing

*Hugs, (a long one)*
02-05-2004, 03:44
*Gives Sdaeriji an inflatable woman*
Gaeltach
02-05-2004, 03:46
*hugs back*

Thanks Six..

*grabs a Guinness and leaves to sit down by the water*
Sdaeriji
02-05-2004, 03:48
Six, can I have a hug too? How about a group hug?
02-05-2004, 03:48
you want to be alone?
02-05-2004, 03:48
Six, can I have a hug too? How about a group hug?

Alright. *group hug* :D
Gaeltach
02-05-2004, 03:50
you want to be alone?

I don't know. I just wish I knew what's going on. I don't know whether to feel betrayed or ashamed of myself.
Sdaeriji
02-05-2004, 03:52
you want to be alone?

I don't know. I just wish I knew what's going on. I don't know whether to feel betrayed or ashamed of myself.

Want a beer? Or a hug?
Gaeltach
02-05-2004, 03:53
Either, both. I don't care.
02-05-2004, 03:53
Want a beer? Or a hug?
Give both
Sdaeriji
02-05-2004, 03:54
Either, both. I don't care.

*tosses Gael a beer*

*gives Gael a hug*

*chug*
Gaeltach
02-05-2004, 03:55
Thanks.

I'm sorry guys. I wish I wasn't acting so pathetic right now.
02-05-2004, 03:56
you want to be alone?

I don't know. I just wish I knew what's going on. I don't know whether to feel betrayed or ashamed of myself.

I think you are sweet, so I doubt you have ANYTHING to be ashamed of. Vex is pretty loyal and must have his reasons. Could be the time spent here is too much? I don't know. Hang in there, if he returns Yay! :D If he does not, say goodbye and try to move on.. :?
02-05-2004, 04:00
Still no guesses huh? It should be easy, after all I’m still the sweet crustacean that I used to be.
Sdaeriji
02-05-2004, 04:01
Still no guesses huh? It should be easy, after all I’m still the sweet crustacean that I used to be.

Would you just friggin tell us already?
02-05-2004, 04:01
Some crab I guess
02-05-2004, 04:02
Come on. How many sweet crustaceans do you know of that ever posted here?
Gaeltach
02-05-2004, 04:02
I know he's wanted to leave before. And I know he had a talk with either Kaski or DF once trying to decide what to do, but he was worried about hurting me.

And lately he's been distant. I think he's still in love with Sparren, and that hurts. He made me a promise, and he broke it.
The Eyesores
02-05-2004, 04:03
Come on. How many sweet crustaceans do you know of that ever posted here?

oh, a guessing game!

too bad i have no guesses.
Sdaeriji
02-05-2004, 04:04
Come on. How many sweet crustaceans do you know of that ever posted here?

No one knows. How many times are you going to ask us to guess? Obviously no one is spending any amount of time trying to figure it out. Just tell us already.
02-05-2004, 04:04
Clearly there is alot I don't know.
The Eyesores
02-05-2004, 04:05
give us all some clues!
02-05-2004, 04:05
Here’s another clue. My last post was an April Fools joke.
Gaeltach
02-05-2004, 04:05
Clearly there is alot I don't know.

It's all been very subtle. But I've been unfortunate enough to have a skill for sensing these things.
02-05-2004, 04:06
Does talking about it help?
The Eyesores
02-05-2004, 04:06
Here’s another clue. My last post was an April Fools joke.

and that helps not a whit.
02-05-2004, 04:07
I eat those I kill
Berkylvania
02-05-2004, 04:08
Jeffrey Dahmer?
02-05-2004, 04:09
Jeffrey Dahmer?
No
Berkylvania
02-05-2004, 04:09
Eh, I took a shot.
Gaeltach
02-05-2004, 04:10
I eat those I kill

Oh, I remember this happening. Or maybe that was just tar.

Six, yes and no.
02-05-2004, 04:11
That was my motto
02-05-2004, 04:11
I'm there if you need me, or we could just play
Japaica
02-05-2004, 04:15
Come on. Let's get back to the party.
02-05-2004, 04:16
One last clue FADBAGS
Gaeltach
02-05-2004, 04:16
Thanks Six. Me and my drink need some alone time. I'll feel better once I put a few away.
02-05-2004, 04:17
Alright. TM if you need to talk..
Japaica
02-05-2004, 04:19
yo yo yo
02-05-2004, 04:21
Some crab I guess
Keep going
The Eyesores
02-05-2004, 04:22
Some crab I guess
Keep going

here's a message: no one really cares.
Sdaeriji
02-05-2004, 04:23
Some crab I guess
Keep going

here's a message: no one really cares.

Only King Zoidberg cares who he is.
Japaica
02-05-2004, 04:25
I like crabs. Let's eat some at this party on the beach.
02-05-2004, 04:25
Only King Zoidberg cares who he is.
:tantrum: That’s it! I challenge you to clawplach.
Sdaeriji
02-05-2004, 04:27
Only King Zoidberg cares who he is.
:tantrum: That’s it! I challenge you to clawplach.

I turn down your challenge.
Japaica
02-05-2004, 04:27
What ever happened to the party. :cry:
02-05-2004, 04:28
*Opens a cooler, tosses a few cans out*

It's right here
02-05-2004, 04:30
Ahh beer, the ultimate peacemaker.
*Chugs*
02-05-2004, 04:33
*Slurp!*

OI OI OI!
Celack
02-05-2004, 04:37
*walks in. Grabs a beer*


MM beach party! Where's teh beach bimb-I mean hooke- i mean girls?
02-05-2004, 04:38
sunbathing... over there 8)
Celack
02-05-2004, 04:39
Later

*walks over there. coms back with hands over eyes*

"You didn't tell me they had pepper spray"
02-05-2004, 04:39
Oh well, in a few days my old nation will be gone.
*Drinks*
I guess it will just go silently into the good night,
*Drinks*
Out with the old, in with the new I guess
*Finishes it off*
*Goes for another*
*Drinks*
Zyzyx Road
02-05-2004, 04:44
*listens to len - steal my sunshine*
02-05-2004, 04:46
Oh well, life’s a bitch.
*Finishes beer*
Well If you need me I’m going for a scuttle
*Scuttles into the water*
Galliam
02-05-2004, 04:51
*Walks in pees in the fire and makes a bigger fire for himself to roast hotdogs on. Ladies flock to this new fire and all is well with the people...

(In accordance with the prophecy)
Berkylvania
02-05-2004, 04:52
*sniffs*

Does anyone else smell burning pee?
Galliam
02-05-2004, 04:54
The ladies at my fire seem to love it.

*Tears off his shirt and flexes

After all, I peed it!

*Girls lick his biceps
Berkylvania
02-05-2004, 04:55
*sniffs again*

Wait, wait, no, it's not pee. It's burning girl. Does anyone else smell burning girl?
Galliam
02-05-2004, 04:59
I smell no burning girl.

*Spots asian dude and makes him play ddr until he has no feet.

(Cause asians are great at that game)
Japaica
02-05-2004, 17:22
I smell no burning girl.

*Spots asian dude and makes him play ddr until he has no feet.

(Cause asians are great at that game)


very true.

*is amazed at the asian's dancing skills*
Celack
02-05-2004, 17:23
*is amzed at the feact that he is out of beer*
02-05-2004, 17:26
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02-05-2004, 17:41
More Beer!

:D

*Opens a case*