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Greetings from sunny Florida. (http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index.cgi/target=display_region/region=florida)

I'm enjoying my retirement down here in the south. The surgery went fine, but I've had to give up smoking, on doctors orders. Makes the change more convincing I suppose. New face, new name, same old lungs. And the same old people trying to track me down. Florida may not be safe for me for much longer, but I'd like to hear whats been happening to y'all. Drop me a line, or post it here.


http://www.paranoia.ru/mn/x-files/images/ftr1d.jpg

They made a forum 7 in your honor. Which suspiciously isn’t forum 7 at all. It’s forum 13 under the guise of being forum 7. Some of the older players are disappearing and the threads are getting less interesting. The server also keeps getting exponentially worse. Other than that, nothing’s changed.
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Out of all the demons in this world, none is more frightening than man

Glad you're here. How are you?

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"But by an equality, that now at this time your abundance may be a supply for their want, that their abundance also may be a supply for your want: that there may be equality."
Free your mind! (http://dwardmac.pitzer.edu/Anarchist_Archives/bright/berkman/comanarchism/whatis_toc.html)
I like big butts!

http://www.angelfire.com/mo3/terrapvlchra/images/steatopygia.jpg

Aha!
So... he's back in operation, is he? We'll see about that....
*wites something in notebook*

You're trying to establish my whereabouts by luring me into posting here? Nono, it ain't gonna be that easy! And I ain't in Egypt, trying to hide in a pyramid, either.

You're trying to establish my whereabouts by luring me into posting here? Nono, it ain't gonna be that easy! And I ain't in Egypt, trying to hide in a pyramid, either.

Yeah! and he is'nt hiding here in sweden either, no sir.

Greetings from sunny Florida. (http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index.cgi/target=display_region/region=florida)

I'm enjoying my retirement down here in the south. The surgery went fine, but I've had to give up smoking, on doctors orders. Makes the change more convincing I suppose. New face, new name, same old lungs. And the same old people trying to track me down. Florida may not be safe for me for much longer, but I'd like to hear whats been happening to y'all. Drop me a line, or post it here.


http://www.paranoia.ru/mn/x-files/images/ftr1d.jpg

Gee...that's the first time I've heard of a "cease and desist smoking" order for the routine removal of an ingrown toenail.... your HMO must be tough!




As to the news.... no new conspiracies here! Nope. None at all. Really

*he says as he hides a bulging unmarked manila envelope under the couch*

Nope... the truth isn't anywhere 'round here!

You're trying to establish my whereabouts by luring me into posting here? Nono, it ain't gonna be that easy! And I ain't in Egypt, trying to hide in a pyramid, either.

Yeah! and he is'nt hiding here in sweden either, no sir.

Well, of course not! There aren't any pyramids in Sweden, dummer. :roll:

Hrrm.. :oops: Who said that?!?

O_o

World Factbook Entry: We are on to the Smoking Man. Although he may be retired, he is still wanted for revealing too much. We believe he's here somewhere, and request that if anybody sees him, they report him to the appropriate authorities. Smoking Man, you know too much! As for the rest of you, there's nothing to see here, move along. There's no real reason why I'm donning sunglasses and holding up a small cylindrical device. *FLASH* All Hail Max Barry, Tetragrammaton Lord of This World. (OOC: http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=142410)

You're trying to establish my whereabouts by luring me into posting here? Nono, it ain't gonna be that easy! And I ain't in Egypt, trying to hide in a pyramid, either.

Yeah! and he is'nt hiding here in sweden either, no sir.

Well, of course not! There aren't any pyramids in Sweden, dummer. :roll:

Hrrm.. :oops: Who said that?!? *raises eyebrow"

Really?

What did they bury their pharoahs in then?

O_o

World Factbook Entry: We are on to the Smoking Man. Although he may be retired, he is still wanted for revealing too much. We believe he's here somewhere, and request that if anybody sees him, they report him to the appropriate authorities. Smoking Man, you know too much! As for the rest of you, there's nothing to see here, move along. There's no real reason why I'm donning sunglasses and holding up a small cylindrical device. *FLASH* All Hail Max Barry, Tetragrammaton Lord of This World. (OOC: http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=142410) :shock:

Uh oh.


Well, the next spot isn't so sunny...

O_o

World Factbook Entry: We are on to the Smoking Man. Although he may be retired, he is still wanted for revealing too much. We believe he's here somewhere, and request that if anybody sees him, they report him to the appropriate authorities. Smoking Man, you know too much! As for the rest of you, there's nothing to see here, move along. There's no real reason why I'm donning sunglasses and holding up a small cylindrical device. *FLASH* All Hail Max Barry, Tetragrammaton Lord of This World. (OOC: http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=142410)

Oooh, the plot thickens.

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Greetings From Siberia

Well, it is bloody cold here, I could really go for a cigarette and the huskeys are looking mean and hungry. I need to pee but am seriously worried about frostbite in an (ahem) sensitive area if I do so.


On the plus side, a major snowstorm means that they won't be able to land any spec ops teams til about 4pm tommorow, by which time I'll have crossed the next border.

If you happen to run into Alexander Karelin, the ex-heavyweight wrestling champion, ask him if he still is pissed at me... If the answer is no you'd be safe. :)

*raises eyebrow"

Really?

What did they bury their pharoahs in then?

Barrels and then tipped of a truck somewhere in the country side, but i nor BMV will testify to that. Nope, there is no way we'll talk.. 8)

Nepal (http://www.nationstates.net/cgi-bin/index.cgi/target=display_region/region=nepal)

If you bring me back a yeti, i'll have a few girls waiting for ya. I promise to make sure they are'nt fem bots :D

If you bring me back a yeti, i'll have a few girls waiting for ya. I promise to make sure they are'nt fem bots :D Oh no. I'm not falling for that one again.

Go on Smokey, bring back a yeti, you can do it, you can do it...

*shudders*

Still on the run hey. Send a postcard. :wink:

Smoking Man, if you are in need of sanctuary...I know of a secretive and strangely ironic place...

You can always hire a demon to act as your body guard.
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Out of all the demons in this world, none is more frightening than man.
And yes I am a demon bent on torturing souls and frightening little children.

Smoking Man, if you are in need of sanctuary...I know of a secretive and strangely ironic place...Of course, you're right. The last place they'd ever expect to find me...

On the contrary. It suits you only too perfectly, making the choice too obvious for their consideration.

Awwww common, just a small yeti. Puhleeeeeeeeze, pretty please with a cherry on top :)

Whatever you do, don't go to Yttre över-Malung. I can&t really believe that the place exist, but apparently it does.

Whatever you do, don't go to Yttre över-Malung. I can&t really believe that the place exist, but apparently it does.

In translation Yttre =outer, Över = Over

And that place is an anomaly, Moulder would have wet his pants and drooled lakes had he come across it.

http://www.mjgkramer.com/brunei/jungle.jpg

Hot, wet, sticky and animals that can kill a man even faster than I can.

I'm loving Brunei

*picks up the post card, turns it over several times and smells it*

Hmmm

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Where are you?

A secret lair, visiting a close friend and a fan.

A secret lair, visiting a close friend and a fan.

*cough*binladen*cough*