Five word, trouble related phrases
Come up with your own five word phrases that can get lead to trouble or are a sure sign of trouble. Come up with as many as you can think of. The last one to post an original five word phrase wins. No more than two per turn and no consecutive turns. I’ll start with a classic.
I think the condom broke
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Out of all the demons in this world, none is more frightening than man
Rehochipe
27-04-2004, 14:12
They went and elected Bush???
The Great Leveller
27-04-2004, 14:29
"They should go back to"
"The Bible is the truth"
"Ummmm, should it do that?"
"Peace and quite at last"
To follow up my first statement.
Oh yeah, I’ve got AIDS
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Out of all the demons in this world, none is more frightening than man
Daistallia 2104
27-04-2004, 14:44
"Hey! Ya'll watch this! BOOM!" is an ironclad sure sign of trouble, although not necessarily original.
The Great Leveller
27-04-2004, 14:47
"[term of affection here], is there anything wrong?"
Berkylvania
27-04-2004, 15:00
"The Red Arrow Just Posted"
The fairy tinkerbelly
27-04-2004, 15:03
"Ummmm, should it do that?"
i was once having a flying lesson and the pilot that i was with said that! then followed it with
''please try not to panic''
Rejistania
27-04-2004, 15:39
Harddisk failure on drive C:
ooops, that did not happen!
What the **** is that?
HotRodia
27-04-2004, 16:17
This one could be good or bad, depending on the situation.
"It's kinda big ain't it?"
HotRodia
27-04-2004, 16:18
DP- Must...not...kick...server....
HotRodia
27-04-2004, 16:24
TP (%$#@!$* No Post Mode Specified!)
Collaboration
27-04-2004, 17:13
The mechanism must be jammed...
The government will help you...
The Wild Wood
27-04-2004, 17:21
Everything will be all right...
Imriland
27-04-2004, 17:21
"What does this button do ?"
"Trust me. I'm an Expert!"
"It's True. MEL said it!"
Collaboration
27-04-2004, 18:21
Are you this dog's owner?
Where did that laxative go?
Gaeltach
27-04-2004, 18:23
What's the trouble here, officer?
HotRodia
27-04-2004, 18:23
Do those usually glow green?
Gaeltach
27-04-2004, 18:25
You're gonna put that where?
Berkylvania
27-04-2004, 18:59
Of course I respect you.
The Great Leveller
27-04-2004, 19:00
We should trim the fat
Berkylvania
27-04-2004, 19:01
Step into my office, please.
Skeelzania
27-04-2004, 19:07
"Don't worry, its not contagious."
"To hell with my medication!"
HotRodia
27-04-2004, 19:37
"Honey, we need to talk."
"Looks safe enough to me"
"How about you go first"
Especially when used together
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Out of all the demons in this world, none is more frightening than man
Berkylvania
28-04-2004, 00:24
What harm could it do?