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I'm feeling deliciously morbid right now, so I thought I'd ask. In what ironic, funny, action-packed, weird, or whatever way would you want to die?

For me? Driving a bus wired with a bomb like in Speed, and not clearing that freeway jump they did in the movie. Biggest. Explosion. Ever. :P

I would rather live forever!

I would rather live forever!Try it, it'd suck.

But that's besides the point. The title clearly reads DEATH, so why do you come in here and rant your lifey crap? :P

I want to die comfortably in my sleep like my grand father not screaming and yelling like his passengers

Liveing forever sounds nice.

Other than that, perhaps being shot from behind by a jealous husband, when I am aged 105.

I would like to die by accidentaly tripping over the crater of an active volcano :)

I would rather live forever!

Pffft!

You MUST be a teen.

Besides..didnt you ever hear that song by Queen?

I'd like to die....

Having sex with the Queen of an invading alien race, bent on conquering earth.
I'll be taken captive and forced to become the Queens "consort"....
Sadly, the act of mating among thier species results in a fatal reaction for the male..(me)

BUT...before "showtime"..I injest large doses of Iocane powder..(wich Ive built an immunity to) and the subsequent "release" of fluids....will contain a lethal dose of the Iocane...also resulting in the death of "her majesty"

Thus...I save the world.

and you will celebrate and have wild monkey-sex on "Backwoods Squatches Day"

I would like to die while I'm on NationStates.

Assasinated as the President of the United States after WW3!

I would rather live forever!

Pffft!

You MUST be a teen.

Besides..didnt you ever hear that song by Queen?

I'd like to die....

Having sex with the Queen of an invading alien race, bent on conquering earth.
I'll be taken captive and forced to become the Queens "consort"....
Sadly, the act of mating among thier species results in a fatal reaction for the male..(me)

BUT...before "showtime"..I injest large doses of Iocane powder..(wich Ive built an immunity to) and the subsequent "release" of fluids....will contain a lethal dose of the Iocane...also resulting in the death of "her majesty"

Thus...I save the world.

and you will celebrate and have wild monkey-sex on "Backwoods Squatches Day"


When you die I am going to piss on your grave and have sex with your wife on your coffin!

Guess what, BS? You're wrong! Because that's how I'm going to die, like it or not. :P

Oh, and that was f*cking hilarious. :lol:

When you die I am going to piss on your grave and have sex with your wife on your coffin!You, shut up and leave the thread. That's enough from you.

Ill give you about a two minute headstart to change that post, before I report it to the mods.

http://www.b0g.org/wsnm/uploads.roflmao.jpg

:D too good
(sorry for off topic post)

Guess what, BS? You're wrong! Because that's how I'm going to die, like it or not. :P

Oh, and that was f*cking hilarious. :lol:

When you die I am going to piss on your grave and have sex with your wife on your coffin!You, shut up and leave the thread. That's enough from you.


Oh Boo Hoo, Do i have to go without supper to? :)

Well, barring death by snu-snu, i would have to say hypoxia after jumping out of an airplane high enough to make me pass out while plummeting to my eventual dismemberment and disintegration across the viewing platform of a high-rise building or even an occupied helicopter pad, through the rotors of a helicopter in prep for take off.
Otherwise, shot into an industrial fan from one side, while on the other is a group of friends and if i'm really lucky a few enemies (if i could ever keep a few of either, friggin' quitters) as they sat lined up with goggles on, bibs and some fine sterling cutlery. :wink:

Right after sex?

I'd like to die... In battle leading a bloody revolution! ha ha ha ha

I'd like to die... In battle leading a bloody revolution! ha ha ha ha

Oh yeah. I'll be the President of the U.S., and you fight my army of robots and draftees!

I'd like to die... In battle leading a bloody revolution! ha ha ha ha

Oh yeah. I'll be the President of the U.S., and you fight my army of robots and draftees!

i want to die in battle, glorious battle!

I'd like to die... In battle leading a bloody revolution! ha ha ha ha

Oh yeah. I'll be the President of the U.S., and you fight my army of robots and draftees!

i want to die in battle, glorious battle!

wanna be my General?

Having already been in combat and seen men die..once I would have thought the ultimate way of honor was to die in battle..now that I'm older and wiser..I'd rather pull a Hugh Hefner and die in bed surrounded by 6-7 playboy bunnies.

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Having already been in combat and seen men die..once I would have thought the ultimate way of honor was to die in battle..now that I'm older and wiser..I'd rather pull a Hugh Hefner and die in bed surrounded by 6-7 playboy bunnies.

that too...but I'd like a more sexual death


yeah....

When you die I am going to piss on your grave and have sex with your wife on your coffin!

Knock the flaming off.

i'd ike to die trying to find a power source from cows gasous excrement :lol:

But I wouldn't mind turning myself into a huge fireball, jump off a plane, and land on the White House without a parachute

But I wouldn't mind turning myself into a huge fireball, jump off a plane, and land on the White House without a parachuteThey'd probably think you were some new kind of bomb, that is, until you hit.

I want to go to a remote Canadian lake, find a small granite island with few plants growing there, lie on my back with my arms outstretched under the sky, and slowly die of hunger, thirst and exposure.

id like to be executed by hanging

heroine overdose. i've never tried the stuff, but over-dosing on it is like having the best orgasm ever and then *poof* you're gone. that seems like a really nice way to end my life...with the most physical pleasure my body could have.

I would like to die like a action hero. First I am sent into a terrorist orginizations hidout like Al-Queada, kill everyone there, beat the crap out of Osama and get the girl and die having sex with her.

Something unexpected, instant and spectacular.

BUMP

If you’re going to die, it is best to die doing what you do. For me I could name a large number of ways, but I’d prefer to go down in a fight.
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Out of all the demons in this world, none is more frightening than man

I'd like to jump out of a plane without a parachute when I die. Wouldn't that be the ultimate thrill?

Hey Binks!

Slowly through malnourishment, starvation and a lack of medical attention due to being unable to do anything without official and compulsory national identification.

So I don't see myself living much further than 2008. Isn't the UK THE GREATEST?? </sarcasm>

I think it would be cool to die like Tony Montana in the 1983 Scarface. 8)

"SAY 'ELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!"

Hello. How ya doing.

in a blaze of glory.

I would like to be shot in the head when I was doing something I loved. Then I would not know that I was going to die and i would be haooy the last moments I lived.

Heck...these are ALSO ways I'd like to die...

(These would be the last photos I'd take before I die)

http://www.worth1000.com/entries/83000/83435xEGD_w.jpg

http://www.worth1000.com/entries/83000/83432SXAw_w.jpg

http://www.worth1000.com/entries/83500/83631KPRo_w.jpg

http://www.worth1000.com/entries/83500/83695jOqn_w.jpg