Dead Baby Jokes
Come on. Tell me your best Dead Baby Joke
What's worse then 10 dead babiews nailed to a tree?
ONE DEAD BABY NAILED TO 10 TREES!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHA
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Squornshelous
25-04-2004, 03:47
really old one:
Q: What's funnier than a dead baby?
A: A dead baby in a Clown Suit!
How many dead babies can you fit in a car?
Depends on how much you chop em up
Which would you rather want to find in your shoe? Feces or a fetus?
Commander Slim
25-04-2004, 03:50
what's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of woodchips?
Woodchips you can unload with a pitchfork...
Gold Land
25-04-2004, 03:53
Q: Whats blue and orange and lies at the bottom of a swimming pool?
A: A baby with deflated armbands!
Q: Whats pink, red, silver, blind & screams?
A: A baby with forks sticking out of its eyes!
Thats all I know
Hahaha. Whats up Gold Land, good jokes.
Now these are some creepy jokes.
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:shock: did they scar you for life. hehehehe
Philopolis
25-04-2004, 04:25
twisted jokes by my pal japaica? heheh
Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a republican?
A: nothing, aside from the baby being dead
Q: what do you call a baby in a planned parenthood meeting?
A: dead
Love Poetry
25-04-2004, 04:36
What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead fetus? It depends on whether it's a Republican or a Democrat speaking. ~ Michael.
Love Poetry
25-04-2004, 04:42
What is the difference between a dead Palestinian baby and a dead Jewish baby? The dead Palestinian baby's body parts are spread in a circular pattern from the centerpoint of the explosion. The Jewish baby's dead body parts are fanned out in one particular direction, indicating where it was in relation to the centerpoint of explosion. ~ Michael.
Midgetia
25-04-2004, 04:43
how many babies does it take to paint a wall?
it depends on how hard you throw them
whats the best way to get a pile of 100 dead babies out of your kitchen?
a blender
whats the best way to get them out of the blender?
tostitos
whats the difference between a pile of 100 dead babies and a ferarri?
i dont have a ferarri in my garage
how do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?
nail its other hand to the floor
whats worse than a pile of 100 dead babies?
a pile of 99 dead babies and one eating its way out
whats worse than that?
when it goes back for more
which is easier to load into a dumptruck, a pile of 100 dead babies or a pile of 100 bricks?
babies...you can use a pitchfork.
and many more where that came from...just ask
Hamptonshire
25-04-2004, 04:44
Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road?
A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.
Q: Why did the butcher cross the road?
A: Because his dead baby was stapled to the chicken.
Midgetia
25-04-2004, 04:45
What is the difference between a dead Palestinian baby and a dead Jewish baby? The dead Palestinian baby's body parts are spread in a circular pattern from the centerpoint of the explosion. The Jewish baby's dead body parts are fanned out in one particular direction, indicating where it was in relation to the centerpoint of explosion. ~ Michael.
nice one
Philopolis
25-04-2004, 04:45
my stomach says no but my sick carnie mind says, yes, please go on
Midgetia
25-04-2004, 04:46
whats worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can?
one dead babie in 10 trash cans.
Mutant Dogs
25-04-2004, 04:55
This is weird stuff ... though I like the joke which said "feces"
Mutant Dogs
25-04-2004, 04:56
Hmmm ... the mods are taking their time disposing of this thread.
what's pink and silver and crawling into walls?
a baby with forks in it's eyes.
how do you make a dead baby float?
one dead baby, some root beer, and a scoop of ice cream.
what's more fun than swinging a baby on a clothes line?
stopping it with a shovel.
The Wild Wood
25-04-2004, 14:57
Anyone else here who's had a baby die think this is funny?
Anyone else here who's had a baby die think this is funny?
my mom miscarried what would have been my little sister. humor is a way some people deal with serious or painful subjects. don't like it? don't read it.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
The Great Leveller
25-04-2004, 15:00
What is short and cannot walk through doors?
Baby with a javelin through it's head.
What goes *pink* *pink* *fizz* *fizz*?
Two Babies bouncing into a vat of Acid.
What is Blue and sits in the corner?
Baby with a bag over its head.
What is green. smells and sits in a corner?
Baby after three months.
What is red and taps on glass?
Baby in a microwave.
Why do you stick a baby in the blender feet first?
So you can see the expression on its face!
Rehochipe
25-04-2004, 15:03
Actually, Bottle, the version of the 'feet-first-into-the-blender' one I'm familiar with is 'so you can finish coming in its mouth.'
Actually, Bottle, the version of the 'feet-first-into-the-blender' one I'm familiar with is 'so you can finish coming in its mouth.'
:shock: :lol:
whoa, making a sick joke worse!
What do you call a baby with a stick through it?
A Kebabie.
What has 4 legs and one arm?
A Doberman in a children's playground!
Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road?
A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.
Q: Why did the butcher cross the road?
A: Because his dead baby was stapled to the chicken.
My personal favorites.
West - Europa
25-04-2004, 19:10
really old one:
Q: What's funnier than a dead baby?
A: A dead baby in a Clown Suit!
Q: What's even funnier than a dead baby in a clown suit?
A: A dead baby in a clown suit, being run over by a circus truck.
Zyzyx Road
25-04-2004, 19:12
What did the toddler say to his father?
Stop hitting me with that cinderblock.
Mutant Dogs
25-04-2004, 20:53
Actually, Bottle, the version of the 'feet-first-into-the-blender' one I'm familiar with is 'so you can finish coming in its mouth.'
You, sir, should be shot!
Mutant Dogs
25-04-2004, 20:54
Anyone else here who's had a baby die think this is funny?
my mom miscarried what would have been my little sister. humor is a way some people deal with serious or painful subjects. don't like it? don't read it.
Wrong. This is crossing the line.
Upper Orwellia
27-04-2004, 13:13
Anyone else here who's had a baby die think this is funny?
my mom miscarried what would have been my little sister. humor is a way some people deal with serious or painful subjects. don't like it? don't read it.
Wrong. This is crossing the line.
I was declared dead three times before I was born. If my mother decided to abort, or I was simply unlucky then I'd have been a dead baby, but these jokes are still funny. I thinlk the humour stems from the idea that at some point we're all a helpless bag or organs that must be protected from abolsutely everything. That still doesn't detract from the value of life or the love that people feel for babies, but I can see how people can misinterpret it.
This subject may have crossed your line, but until someone actually takes any of the subject matter seriously, they haven't crossed my line. Every time I get offended at a joke that I could have avoided reading I blame myself rather than the joke or the person who wrote the joke. It's simple enough really.
And apparently this thread hasn't crossed the Mods' collective line yet either.
Aidan
PS I'm also pro-choice. I respect my mother's choice to abort me or not, but I'm glad she chose to not to.