Lunatic Goofballs
25-04-2004, 01:31
No. It's not what you think! Or maybe it is... *rubs chin*
If you immediately thought of Calvin and Hobbes, you're right! :) Everything worth knowing can be found in the wisdom of Calvin.
For instance:
Calvin: Art is dead! There's nothing left to say. Style is exhausted and content is pointless. Art has no purpose. All that's left is commodity marketing.
Calvin: Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.
Calvin: I was reading about how countless species are being pushed toward extinction by Man's destruction of forests. Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.
Calvin: I've got an idea, Dad. Maybe I'd get better grades if you offered me $1 for every "D", $5 for every "C". $10 for every "B", and $50 for every "A"!
Dad: I'm not going to bribe you Calvin, you should apply yourself for your own good.
Calvin: Rats. I thought I could make an easy four bucks.
Calvin: The strangest thing happened to me a few minutes ago.
Mum: Oh? What?
Calvin: I was minding my own business, when suddenly I was zapped into some sort of space void vortex! There I watched helplessly as an evil duplicate of myself from a parallel universe took my place on earth, and...
Mum: What have you done now?
Calvin: No, no, see, it wasn't me...
If you immediately thought of Calvin and Hobbes, you're right! :) Everything worth knowing can be found in the wisdom of Calvin.
For instance:
Calvin: Art is dead! There's nothing left to say. Style is exhausted and content is pointless. Art has no purpose. All that's left is commodity marketing.
Calvin: Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.
Calvin: I was reading about how countless species are being pushed toward extinction by Man's destruction of forests. Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.
Calvin: I've got an idea, Dad. Maybe I'd get better grades if you offered me $1 for every "D", $5 for every "C". $10 for every "B", and $50 for every "A"!
Dad: I'm not going to bribe you Calvin, you should apply yourself for your own good.
Calvin: Rats. I thought I could make an easy four bucks.
Calvin: The strangest thing happened to me a few minutes ago.
Mum: Oh? What?
Calvin: I was minding my own business, when suddenly I was zapped into some sort of space void vortex! There I watched helplessly as an evil duplicate of myself from a parallel universe took my place on earth, and...
Mum: What have you done now?
Calvin: No, no, see, it wasn't me...