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Old Farts Thread

25-04-2004, 00:51
*Farts*

:D
Greater Valia
25-04-2004, 00:53
huh?
The White Hats
25-04-2004, 01:04
*Scratches his ass and mutters about youngsters today. Cracks open another beer and farts.*
Dezzan
25-04-2004, 01:07
aha!!! found ya!!!!!!!

so you can teach an old fart new tricks :lol:
Japaica
25-04-2004, 01:19
*scratches his ass and opens his crack and sticks a beer up there. Twas long and triangular*
Myrth
25-04-2004, 01:21
*scratches his ass and opens his crack and sticks a beer up there. Twas long and triangular*

Ugh... please try and keep things a little more... pleasant.
25-04-2004, 01:24
*writes a to do list on an old envelope*
Dezzan
25-04-2004, 01:24
how d'ya know that having a beer bottle where he put it isn't pleasant?

I mean...have you ever...no, forget that :)
Dezzan
25-04-2004, 01:25
*writes a to do list on an old envelope*

Don't go there...you're not as supple as you once was :wink:
Salishe
25-04-2004, 01:25
Excuse me??..but speaking as an old fart I take exception...unless I'm drinking prune juicy or eating a whole lotta eggs my farts are as young as any kids.
Dezzan
25-04-2004, 01:26
Excuse *me*...but what are your credentials to Old Fartdom?
25-04-2004, 01:28
*Smiles, nods his head up and down to focus the bifocals as he studies the to do list*
Eynonistan
25-04-2004, 01:29
*gathers ancient thoughts together and posts*

Erm, whassat yousayin' Billy m' boy?
Dezzan
25-04-2004, 01:30
No probs Salishe...your credentials are fine...you're way ahead of me :)
Lunatic Goofballs
25-04-2004, 01:32
*scratches his ass and opens his crack and sticks a beer up there. Twas long and triangular*

Ugh... please try and keep things a little more... pleasant.

Have you ever scratched your ass? It's pretty pleasant. :wink:
Dezzan
25-04-2004, 01:33
Aw! I'd like to stay and join in but it's way past this old fart's bed time.

See you guys. Good night

<Blows kisses at computer. Takes false teeth out, spectacles off and hangs wig up>

Hey, only one of those is true ;)
Salishe
25-04-2004, 01:33
I think we need an online AARP chapter here....we need support too, so many kids on here....it's frightening..lol...most are quick suckers, and that is good..means my generation can finally sit back and relax...I just wish they'd take those damn piercings out of themselves, cut their hair and make it one color dammit.
25-04-2004, 01:36
I think we need an online AARP chapter here....we need support too, so many kids on here....it's frightening..lol...most are quick suckers, and that is good..means my generation can finally sit back and relax...I just wish they'd take those damn piercings out of themselves, cut their hair and make it one color dammit.

AARP? Sometimes yah gotta spell it out for us ol farts...


Other than that you gotta point, several of 'em actually... :D
Salishe
25-04-2004, 01:37
I think we need an online AARP chapter here....we need support too, so many kids on here....it's frightening..lol...most are quick suckers, and that is good..means my generation can finally sit back and relax...I just wish they'd take those damn piercings out of themselves, cut their hair and make it one color dammit.

AARP? Sometimes yah gotta spell it out for us ol farts...


Other than that you gotta point, several of 'em actually... :D

AARP..American Asssociation of Retired Persons
Eynonistan
25-04-2004, 01:38
Other than that you gotta point, several of 'em actually... :D

My long hair and piercings are older than some of the posters on this board...
25-04-2004, 01:38
*I am NOT an old fart*

:lol:

Jim
25-04-2004, 01:40
ok I'm still working, actually I worked 12 hours today.. I will retire though, just not for about 10 years.. I LIKE the sound of it
Salishe
25-04-2004, 01:40
Other than that you gotta point, several of 'em actually... :D

My long hair and piercings are older than some of the posters on this board...

Then stand still I've got my scissors right here...it's only going to get thinned in a few years...trust me..you'd rather have short hair that might look ok then thinning drying long hair streaked with grey...and the piercings...TAKE EM OUT...we have to have a united front here...lol
Eynonistan
25-04-2004, 01:44
Other than that you gotta point, several of 'em actually... :D

My long hair and piercings are older than some of the posters on this board...

Then stand still I've got my scissors right here...it's only going to get thinned in a few years...trust me..you'd rather have short hair that might look ok then thinning drying long hair streaked with grey...and the piercings...TAKE EM OUT...we have to have a united front here...lol

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

*runs away*

Let me have just a few more years of luxuriant hair!

(The whole lot is coming off the moment that I begin to bald or grey!)
25-04-2004, 01:44
Hehehee :D cutting hair is like mowing the lawn, just lower the guide and run it around!
Salishe
25-04-2004, 01:47
Other than that you gotta point, several of 'em actually... :D

My long hair and piercings are older than some of the posters on this board...

Then stand still I've got my scissors right here...it's only going to get thinned in a few years...trust me..you'd rather have short hair that might look ok then thinning drying long hair streaked with grey...and the piercings...TAKE EM OUT...we have to have a united front here...lol

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

*runs away*

Let me have just a few more years of luxuriant hair!

(The whole lot is coming off the moment that I begin to bald or grey!)

It's just a matter of time...as an Indian I had long lustrous black hair, but as soon as the grey started up and then it was peppered...I said.yep..time for it to go..lol...
Eynonistan
25-04-2004, 01:49
It's just a matter of time...as an Indian I had long lustrous black hair, but as soon as the grey started up and then it was peppered...I said.yep..time for it to go..lol...

Too right! I don't want to end up like Status Quo (bullet for the mullet officionados :D)
25-04-2004, 01:50
You must have been quite striking then, not that you are not now... Some things just keep getting better and better, right :)
Salishe
25-04-2004, 01:53
You must have been quite striking then, not that you are not now... Some things just keep getting better and better, right :)

Why thank you..we Indian men do tend to get better as we get older..lol...now our women....they just get smarter....they have to be to put up with us.
25-04-2004, 01:55
You must have been quite striking then, not that you are not now... Some things just keep getting better and better, right :)

Why thank you..we Indian men do tend to get better as we get older..lol...now our women....they just get smarter....they have to be to put up with us.

I lucked out and got a Scotts woman: She STARTED out smarter than me.

Jim

Edit: Nice to know that I'll get better with age though.
25-04-2004, 01:57
You must have been quite striking then, not that you are not now... Some things just keep getting better and better, right :)

Why thank you..we Indian men do tend to get better as we get older..lol...now our women....they just get smarter....they have to be to put up with us.

Us Finns get better as well. I am honored to make your aquaintance. I'll look for you when I get on air.
Salishe
25-04-2004, 01:58
You must have been quite striking then, not that you are not now... Some things just keep getting better and better, right :)

Why thank you..we Indian men do tend to get better as we get older..lol...now our women....they just get smarter....they have to be to put up with us.

I lucked out and got a Scotts woman: She STARTED out smarter than me.

Jim

Edit: Nice to know that I'll get better with age though.

Hey...best years of my life have been post-50
25-04-2004, 02:00
Jim

Edit: Nice to know that I'll get better with age though.

It is true, you feel good in your skin.
25-04-2004, 02:03
Better than out of my skin six.

Jim
Eynonistan
25-04-2004, 02:03
Jim

Edit: Nice to know that I'll get better with age though.

It is true, you feel good in your skin.

Even if the fit is a little looser...
Salishe
25-04-2004, 02:04
Jim

Edit: Nice to know that I'll get better with age though.

It is true, you feel good in your skin.

Even if the fit is a little looser...

Well...for some of us..lol
Eynonistan
25-04-2004, 02:07
Well...for some of us..lol

Arf!

*waves walking stick at Salishe*

:lol:
25-04-2004, 02:07
No wrinkles or grey hair here, well ok I have one or two in my moustashe (sp?)
25-04-2004, 02:09
Going grey at the temples. You Know: the distinguished look.

*Moustache, Six*

Jim
Salishe
25-04-2004, 02:09
No wrinkles or grey hair here, well ok I have one or two in my moustashe (sp?)

QUICK...run for the "just for men"...lol...I have grey hair..ahmm..no..peppered grey hair...no...JET black hair..lol...
25-04-2004, 02:11
No wrinkles or grey hair here, well ok I have one or two in my moustashe (sp?)

QUICK...run for the "just for men"...lol...I have grey hair..ahmm..no..peppered grey hair...no...JET black hair..lol...

Dyeing it get old after awhile though. 8)

Jim
25-04-2004, 02:13
It's red. It will weather as it will.. :D
25-04-2004, 02:16
Well If all else fails we can always shave it. 8)

:lol:

Jim
25-04-2004, 02:18
I kind of like it! :D It suits an old Firefighter 8)
25-04-2004, 02:26
I kind of like it! :D It suits an old Firefighter 8)

Less to catch on fire right?

*Maybe not to funny*

Jim
25-04-2004, 02:28
If I shave it, where do I put the left overs? :?
25-04-2004, 02:30
If I shave it, where do I put the left overs? :?

Down the drain.

Jim
25-04-2004, 02:40
Unless I shave it in the sauna..
Mutant Dogs
25-04-2004, 02:44
:D :D :D
25-04-2004, 02:49
oooh a room full of older men.....is this heaven?
LOL JK
Hi sixy
25-04-2004, 02:52
Yes it IS!!


No JK :D
25-04-2004, 02:54
oooh a room full of older men.....is this heaven?
LOL JK
Hi sixy

No I would say hell. :lol:

Jim
25-04-2004, 03:11
not I