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*wanders into the brightly lit room*

"nice place you got here, been open long?"

<Prue wanders in and slinks up to the bar.>

Pint of Old Peculier bartender.

<looks round and spies Palan>

Hi stranger...you lonely? Cheers!

Raises glass to Palan and takes long slow drink

After a little too much to drink, a rogue stranger from The Spliffed Islands of Japaica yells out, "I'm lonely for sex!" Everyone stares at him, amused and then goes on with their normal lives as if nothing happened.

*raises glass and nods head in reply*

no, not lonely, just......waiting for someone

*gives Dezzan a nervous glance then looks back at the bar*

Hey, don't be nervous...i'm just a lovable cuddly wombat...Chief High Wombat of Dezzan actually, but i'm in mufti tonight.

who're you waiting for?

go on...tell...you know you want to :)

ok, yeah I guess I am nervous, it's just it's my first time in this place
not really waiting for anyone to be honest
let's start over again I'm Palan, nice to meet you

Chief High Wombat eh! That's some title

Hi Palan, I'm Prue.

It's good being chief high wombat...i get to wear the golden laurel wreath of Dezzan - left it at home tonight.

<Prue scrabbles up on to one of the bar stools and wiggles her furry little toes>

I remember the old lonely hearts club...

Ah, buggerit!

Long live the new lonely hearts club!

Gin and tonic please....?

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"Hello" says the bartender "you are a pretty young maid. Would like a Gin and Tonic?"

Maid?

*coughs*

I'm sorry I have a cold, ahem!

*re-adjusts voice to a deep, manly, booming voice*

ON SECOND THOUGHTS I'll HAVE A MASSIVE GLASS OF WHISKY WITH, erm, SHARDS OF GLASS (bound to prove that i'm hard and manly)!!!

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"Sorry sir you looked," he pauses, "womanish."
*hands over the whiskey, sprinkles in some glass*
"Here is your whiskey sir. Remember what they say, once you are drunk don't let yourself slip back into sobriety."

*combs beard*

Well, I have used a new conditioner...

*tosses hear*

*retires to a booth to drink his whisky and ground glass coctail*

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Hey Folks! :D Looks like a place to have a drink..

Sgt. Pepper is nice, but I prefer Revolver.

I liker SemiAutos

Hi Palan, I'm Prue.

It's good being chief high wombat...i get to wear the golden laurel wreath of Dezzan - left it at home tonight.

<Prue scrabbles up on to one of the bar stools and wiggles her furry little toes>

It's nice just to get away from things sometimes you know, my father's president of The People's Republic of Palan, I mean he's so obsessed with the place that he even named me after it.
Life in the public eye, it just gets too much so that's why I'm here, I just wanted to get out and meet some different people.

*Palan starts to relax and suddenly notices the new choice of music*

Oh the Eagles, fantastic, what music are you into Prue?

Eagles will do fine...or Pink Floyd...or Dire Straits...

After the first bottle of wine then anything goes :wink:

*Prue wiggles toes to music - everyone else has passed out*

CRASH!!!

*Prue falls off barstool...soft lands on Ur6*

The sound of gentle snoring can be heard...

I dont really want to stop the show....but I thought you might like to know..
That the singers gonna sing a song..and he wants you all to sing along...

So, may I introduce to you.....the one and only Billy Shears......of Sgt Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band..........

*Palan looks around and wonders why he's the only one still awake, he gently nudges Prue on the shoulder*

Hey, wake up, we're gonna get some live music
you fancy another drink?

*Prue opens one eye, looks round*

*Yawns cavernously*

Hic...na thanks Palan, i need some breakfast...see ya later

*staggers uncertainly towards door and disappears into the bright morning light, squinting*

*walks in and looks around*

Hmmm, looks a bit familiar... :)

A beer please?

*walks in and looks around*

Hmmm, looks a bit familiar... :)

A beer please?

Hi BMV. Just out of interest, have you got the URLs for the old invasion thread? I tried to give it a visit earlier but it looks like it may have got deleted :(

I'll have a beer too while I'm about please...

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Hey cool, another one. Man, I wish I hadn't had to stop going to the last few. They were fun.

Vodka please....

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Thanks

*Downs vodka, shakes head, shivers and orders another*

*walks in and looks around*

Hmmm, looks a bit familiar... :)

A beer please?

Hi BMV. Just out of interest, have you got the URLs for the old invasion thread? I tried to give it a visit earlier but it looks like it may have got deleted :(

I'll have a beer too while I'm about please...

The links are in moderation/arhive requests. I don't know if they are deleted or not.

Hello Falastur! :D

BMV! I saw you post just up there.....

*looks upwards*

....didn't think you'd notice me though.....How are you doing?

*Reaches for vodka, realises he isn't running the bar, and withdraws hand*

sultans of swing, awesome song
just a diet coke please mate, trying to cut down on the drink a bit

*wanders over to a table in the corner and sits down alone, looking round the room to see who else is there*

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*Enters The Club*

I really don't like these places, but i'm in the mood for a beer

*Walks up to the bar and says*

"Give me a beer" :D

Thanks for the vodka

*Downs the shot*

Put it on........

*Swings arm around the room, and stops it pointing at a random person*

...his tab please...

Edit: Double Post

*happens to be the random person* :D

Falastur, everything is mostly fine! And how are you? Long time no see...

I'm OK. Bout to start my A-lvls :( Other than that, spending far too long on the internet......

Wish I could've been at more of the LHCs before, I've hardly seen anyone from there in ages......good to see you again.....and thanks for taking the tab....

*Orders another*

I think the LHCs died out some time ago. *orders another beer*

To your A-levels!

*raises glass*

*Raises glass*

And may I never hear of them again after they're done!

*Chinks glass and drinks*

*walks in and looks around*

Hmmm, looks a bit familiar... :)

A beer please?

Hi BMV. Just out of interest, have you got the URLs for the old invasion thread? I tried to give it a visit earlier but it looks like it may have got deleted :(

I'll have a beer too while I'm about please...

Hmm. Tried looking for those threads here:

http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=94288&start=120

Looks like the recon is in the archive but not the invasion... :? Strange.

*Walks in*

*Looks at a woman nearby* Hey Jude!
*Says hello to another woman* Martha, my dear! Hey!

*Slips and falls* Help!

(Walks in, decides to help Hazak up) Thier u go (sits down, thinks about the Marine Corps)

*A tall dark stranger enters wearing black cloak and shades*

*His slow firm footfalls echo on the wooden floor*

Gimme a scotch on the rocks bartender

Dire straits...good

*nods thoughtfully*

*walks in*

Is there a bartendern around?

*Walks in* Free drinks for the drunk? Exactly what does a sober person have to do to get a free drink? :lol:

*Walks in* Free drinks for the drunk? Exactly what does a sober person have to do to get a free drink? :lol:

flash someone? It works in some places :lol:

*flashes Aspen :D *

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Alright!!

*Hops behind the bar, finds a dusty bottle of Glenlivit*

This and a glass and I'm all set! :D

I propose a toast...to myself. For achieving the rank of senator with a count of over 500 posts.

Cheers

Salute :D

Alright!!

*Hops behind the bar, finds a dusty bottle of Glenlivit*

This and a glass and I'm all set! :D

Getting fussy in your old age...who needs glasses? :wink:

not sure what is happening...i'm not posting as my nation :shock:

oh yes i am...right, where was i?

A toast to Japaica

*raises bottle and takes a big swig*

About lunchtime! One ale and one lager and one bitter please! :D

barman's passed out Vike...

d'you want all that in one glass sir?

Naw, just three big bottles if there are no taps... :wink:

There's a tap here

*holds glass underneath and turns tap on*

*puts glass of colourless liquid on bar*

Waddya suppose that is?

If it isn't vodka, I'm disappointed. :)

*sniffs cautiously*

*dips paw in and licks said paw*

Water...yeurchhhhhhhh!

Vodka? You want vodka?

dum de dum de dum

*looks at bottles wishing she'd learned to read*

*gets selection of bottles and lines up on bar in front of Vike*

here y'are...have a taste of each until you find one you like. You start one end i'll start the other.

Meet ya in the middle :wink:

Great idea! :D

:idea: Hey! Let's put on blindfoldes!

*strolls in whistling 'A Day In The Life,' places bomber jacket over nearest chair and moves to the bar.

I'll have a pint of Spitfire please?

*digs into pocket to find appropriate coins and waits.*

*Smells vodka*

*Comes running*

DRINK!

Hey! Mind that glass of water...throw it away, quick, before anyone gets poisoned!

*Picks up glass and throw contents over shoulder*

Prue thinks BMV's idea of blindfolds is cool

*looks round for something to make blindfold*

*opens large bag*

*takes out scarf*

*ties it round Dezzan's eyes*

*closes bag*

*walks out*

*looks around*

Hmm, I'll just use a tablecloth...

*Ties one around head*

Ready?

Free drinks for the drunk?!?

Right at home!

Yo, i'm ready when you are BMV.

On the count of three start drinking

Three

*Blindly grabs at first bottle in the line and knocks back a dollop*

Bleughhhhhhhh kakakakakakak sssfeaererereeeffdafa cough!

Don't like that one

*throws it over shoulder*

"Three..."

*grabs a bottle and drinks*

Theeeeeeaaaffffsss!!! :x Ewww! Lots of water in this one! Hmmm.... polish I'd say. Cheap polish export vodka...

Ready for the next round or did you die?

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"Three..."

*grabs a bottle and drinks*

Theeeeeeaaaffffsss!!! :x Ewww! Lots of water in this one! Hmmm.... polish I'd say. Cheap polish export vodka...

Ready for the next round or did you die?

Yo! i'm ready for the next round

*grabs bottle, misses and it crashes behind the bar*

*gingerly feels for next bottle and takes a slug*

Pppppaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!

*spits liquid out and small object in most unladylike way!*

OMG WHAT WAS THAT?????

It was...it was...solid and squidgy

*sticks tongue out*

It felt like...*shudders violently* a maggot or something :x

*grabs second bottle*

Sweet! This one is close to perfection! A russian pepper vodka, mild and almost no taste of chemistry... You know the best thing with these? People can't smell... uh, ykno.. there's no breath... it's like you're sober but not.

*tries to keep balance on a thin line called floor*

*fails eventually*

Whoa. One to go... where's that bloody wall when you need it? :x Oh, under me, that explains it.

(gets up and leaves) Time For War

*cautiously takes bottle, sniffs and then squeeks with excitement*

Red wine!!! Cabernet Sauvignon if i'm not much mistaken.

Mmmm...glug glug

*swishing noise as said wine is swooshed round mouth*

*Prue swallows*

Ah! That blackcurrant flavour, the bouquet, this is a cheeky little wine!

*Sits on floor, back to bar, beatific smile on face*

Want some BMV?

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Wine, Sure I'll have some

*Prue scrabbles underneath the bar and drags out a case of the wine*

Here y'all are...

*Being very nifty with a corkscrew she rapidly opens a few bottles*

It should be allowed to breathe...never mind, just sluish it around the mouth before swallowing and you'll never know the difference.

*Hands out a bottle each and sits back down on the floor - less far to fall later :) *

*still tries to grab the third bottle after 10 minutes*

Nah, I'm going for the last bottle of vodka. Eventually...

*resumes grabbing attempts*

*Prue sets wine bottle on floor, scrabbles up and staggers over to BMV*

*Takes bottle of vodka in both hands and holds in front of BMV*

this what y'a want? Here y'are friend

*Prue is swaying one way as BMV sways in opposite direction. Statistically it is probable that they will be in the same place at the same time...some time*

Will Prue go to sleep before passing the bottle?
Will BMV get a drink of vodka?
Will BMV die of thirst?

Watch this space... :D

*Looks at pendling Prue*

Hey, feels like I'm back onboard! :D

:idea: Watch this, the old catch the swinging bottle trick!

*swings to the right and grabs to the left...*

*... grabs bottle mid-air and takes a swig*

Hoooooo!

Who are you???

<Prue peers blearily eyed at Screegor>

Hey BMV - he grabbed your bottle.

<Prue leaps at Screegor throwing arms round his/her (?) neck. Screegor drops bottle which BMV somehow manages to catch without loosing too much vodka.

What i do in the name of friendship and alcohol! :)

I want to put it on record that

a) i *never* peer blearily eyed at anyone at anytime...not even when drunk!

b) Under no circumstances would i throw myself at a stranger

c) under no circumstances would i do anything which would risk a bottle of booze to be dropped

Just who does this guy think he is making me do things that i'd never do...well, ok, not until i was very much drunker :wink:

I want to put it on record that

a) i *never* peer blearily eyed at anyone at anytime...not even when drunk!

b) Under no circumstances would i throw myself at a stranger

c) under no circumstances would i do anything which would risk a bottle of booze to be dropped

Just who does this guy think he is making me do things that i'd never do...well, ok, not until i was very much drunker :wink:

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<Prue drains last of red wine from bottle, fills it with water from the tap and pours over bartender>

Sheesh! Some bartender! That isn't bartending - just laying on the floor. You're supposed to wipe glasses and stuff.

Wake up! WAKE UP!!! Letsh have shome acshun round here

*Walks in and slowly sits at a stool*

*Looks around for bartender, and finds him on the floor*

Well, I guess I'll have to get something myself

*Grabs Guiness and drinks deep.*

Hmm, well, the bartender doesn't seem to be going to be awake for a while. I guess I'll take care of that. Anybody want a drink?

:twisted:*sets up machine guns, mortars, landmines, loads rifles*
READY
AIM
FIRE
*30 Recon Marines let loose shotting hundreds of .30-06,and .50 cal. rounds at group.*
*sends in small force of Recon Marines*
*kills everyone in less then two mins.*

*all 30 Recon Marines and i leave, only evidence are the lifeless bodies, and blood*:twisted:

<Prue walks in through the door followed by armed guard of wombats>

Ha! You evil Marine you!

Kill us all would you? Well, my friend, this is a virtual bar and anything goes. You just walked into a hologram.

The real Sergent Pepper's club is round the corner

MWAhahahahahahah cough cough.

Ahem! Anyways, no damage done and let bygones be bygones.

Here, have a drink

<Prue hands RM a glass of green frothing liquid which has pink bits shooting out from the depths>

Here - it's one of my new cocktails. Called a mine sweeper :twisted:

exlpain the dead bodies and blood? if it was a hologram then their would be no bodies laying around dead and no blood.

Besides im a good Marine i was following orders, and finishing up some unfinished business. cough army cough

drink ur own mine sweeper
i dont drink when in uniform

How come if you are a good marine you were "FOOLING" orders? :lol:

Don't believe ya :wink:

their i fixed it happy now Bashem?

*Walks into the bar, and takes a seat*
Looks at the bartender, then goes over to make himself a cocktail.

<Prue walks in wearing her tiara and sparkly Jimmy Choo shoes>

Hi boys...right...let's turn the hologram off and have some music. What do you guys fancy? Something quiet or something lively? ZZ top or Norah Jones?

<Prue moves rapidly at the bar, mixing an intricate cocktail, shakes it and whizzes it out into a glass in a very flamboyant way>

Wow! It went in the glass this time...must be sober for once :D

Cheers to you both

<Prue raises glass and takes an appreciative drink, fluttering her eyelashes over the top of her glass>

Sorry for being in the blue for a while...

*passes out again*

<Prue straightens out BMV to make him more comfy>

There, now he won't have a crick in his neck when he wakens.

<Covers him up with a throw from the sofa>

Ok...now where have those 2 nice guys gone?

<Shrugs shoulders, puts Come Away With Me on the CD player and sits wiggling toes in time to music, having a quiet drink all on her own>

Come away with me in the night
Come away with me and i will write
you a song

the music plays on......

DO YoU serve Frapamauto's or Bears?

Friend, we serve anyone! Bears, hippopotamuses, wallabys - everyone welcome :wink:

Course, if they are drinks then you tell me what they are and i'll have a scout round.

The bartender is on the floor drunk - he reckons that the hangover will be so bad if he sobers up that he stays drunk...and then passes out :)

Friend, we serve anyone! Bears, hippopotamuses, wallabys - everyone welcome :wink:

Course, if they are drinks then you tell me what they are and i'll have a scout round.

The bartender is on the floor drunk - he reckons that the hangover will be so bad if he sobers up that he stays drunk...and then passes out :)

:shock: :shock: :shock:

The Frapamauto

Ingredients:

1 Blended Cat

2 Raisins

2 Cups of ratblood

1 1/4 Cup of Self-Raising Flour

666 Purple Grapes

I drags-sa stool to th' overcrooowded baarre and demandzzz:

"Sixxe cherriee shots ana make't a double.... Whennzzz th' Bande playin'??"
*hick* .........*hick*........*suddenly lunges fer th' ladieezzzz*

*appears in the doorway*
wassup, bitches :D

A dark and dashing figure in the doorway, with the clack of castanets he steps in... followed by an old man with a variety of percussion instruments for various enterences
"That will do Concord, thankyou"
He looks around trying to catch the various drinkers eyes...
"So" to the bar in general, "What are people like you doing in a place like this?"

"I need beer!" then corrects himself and says, ah hmm... Jacob Creeks Chateau Chunder 2002, a great deep burgandy... listens to the music and says... "no... scratch that, something that changes colour when the last ingredient goes in, and has a funny name"
...
"Um... hi I am Alesandro and I am a President bet you don't get many world leaders in this place"

A dark and dashing figure in the doorway, with the clack of castanets he steps in... followed by an old man with a variety of percussion instruments for various enterences
"That will do Concord, thankyou"
He looks around trying to catch the various drinkers eyes...
"So" to the bar in general, "What are people like you doing in a place like this?"

"I need beer!" then corrects himself and says, ah hmm... Jacob Creeks Chateau Chunder 2002, a great deep burgandy... listens to the music and says... "no... scratch that, something that changes colour when the last ingredient goes in, and has a funny name"
...
"Um... hi I am Alesandro and I am a President bet you don't get many world leaders in this place"

*Throws a frapamauto at him*

DRINK OR LEAVE

Hmmm... what kind of cat?
Oh sorry um, takes a sip and the muscle below his left eys stats to twitch...
Svvvvnnn...Whizit?
Takes another mouthful, sits up straight, like he had been slapped...
Sheeeeeeeet! <<cough>> Another please...

*Drinks a few beers*

WHO WANTS TEH FIGHT?!?!?!

*Looks around drunkenly*

*Randomly punches Dezzan*

SQUEEEEEEEEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<Takes tiara off, kicks her sparkling Jimmy Choo shoes off and dives behind the bar>

Frantic sounds of scrabbling with the occasional grunt. Then...

<Prue emerges flustered, a bit dusty but jubilant >

<She brandishes a humungous feather duster>

Attack a woman? (Well, female wombat) Have at thee varlet

<and she lunges with the feather duster and proceeds to tickle Kleptonis until he is reduced to a giggling heap>

That's better. Having fun is better than having a fight :lol:

*looks around*
Hello?
Anyone working the bar?
Hmm...

Hi, I heard you could get "other stuff" here as well.


I'll take the #3 for $4 at a %5 discount

Wait, :lol: , the high chief :lol: , wombat? :shock: :lol: This is :lol: really bad. :lol: I probably would :lol: have been :lol: better off :lol: punching the viking. :lol: Well, I hope :lol: I learned :lol: my lesson: Never :lol: drink too much :lol: near a :lol: wombat. :lol:

Indeed sir...do not underestimate wombats...especially ME.

I'm no less that the Chief High Wombat of Dezzan

<does a few back flips across the room and back again landing upright in front of Kleptonis>

<pauses dramatically for effect>

Ok...i think you've had enough tickling for one night. Anytime you want a laugh come and see me :wink: Want a drink?

Hey guys! The barman is out cold so we help ourselves. What do you fancy?

I learned :lol: my lesson: Never :lol: drink too much :lol: near a :lol: wombat. :lol:

Oh...you can drink all you like...just don't punch a wombat :D

Not much activity today.

<Prue bustles around wiping the top of the bar, slinging empties into the crate and generally tidying up the place>

Where's that barman gone. Do any of these guys ever EAT?

Maybe we should have some snacks in here?

<Prue goes in search of the kitchen and soon there are sounds of chopping and stirring, pan lids being plonked down on pans and then the aroma of food creeps into the bar>

<Prue can be heard singing to herself cos she's happy - she likes cooking for friends>

Well, there we are. That'll all be ready in a while. All that's needed now are a few people to eat it!

Ok folks...grub up! And free drinks on the house...i don't see why we shouldn't have some fun while the barman is still drunk :D

Well well...the old bar is still here and still empty...barman...BARMAN

What the heck

*Prue walks over to bar and helps herself*