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Evildoers have slaughtered your family. Everyone you've ever known and loved is dead. Horribly. You've been grievously wounded and left for dead. Fortunately, you recover and are seeking gruesome revenge.

Do you go Punisher on them, or the Bride from 'Kill Bill'?

Well, if it was me, I'd have to do the Punisher thing, because I'm not going to bother putting in all the training to use swords. Besides, the Punisher is more intimidating than the Bride.

Hmm...trained to use a pair of swords....Plus firearms of various types....

I think I'll just go postal. :lol:

Jim

Revenge on who? Demonic Gophers?

Evildoers have slaughtered your family. Everyone you've ever known and loved is dead. Horribly. You've been grievously wounded and left for dead. Fortunately, you recover and are seeking gruesome revenge.

Do you go Punisher on them, or the Bride from 'Kill Bill'?

Gruesome revenge? I can get worse than you could ever imagine.

jim

Speak softly, carry a missile.

That is how it should be done.

The Bride definitly, she has alot more style.

has anyone seen the movie "The Boondock Saints?"
because that would be cool too. I would be like one of the Saints.

I'd do a little bit of both. Guns and swords. Because as nice as a sword is, it's hard to defend yourself with it when you're being shot at.

Swords? Guns? Those weapons are BORING! Why don't you use inventive things like Napalm Arrows and Sharp Laser-Guided Boomerangs? I'd use massively cool weapons to make MY kills.

...TROY!! Oh yeah, baby, YEAH!

Swords? Guns? Those weapons are BORING! Why don't you use inventive things like Napalm Arrows and Sharp Laser-Guided Boomerangs? I'd use massively cool weapons to make MY kills.

My katana would slice through those boomerangs and arrows like butter.

Swords? Guns? Those weapons are BORING! Why don't you use inventive things like Napalm Arrows and Sharp Laser-Guided Boomerangs? I'd use massively cool weapons to make MY kills.

My katana would slice through those boomerangs and arrows like butter.

Not if a sweet NINJA! 8) is sendin em your way...

How about gettin a couple of the brothers with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch and gettin medevil or their ass? ( Pulp ficton style) :twisted:

How about gettin a couple of the brothers with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch and gettin medevil or their ass? ( Pulp ficton style) :twisted:

How about gettin a couple of the brothers with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch and gettin medevil or their ass? ( Pulp ficton style) :twisted:

Theoritically I should have childhood loyalties to The Punisher, but there is still the sour taste from the Dolf Lungren Punisher.....it hurts I tells ya...

But to be able to skip through the genres' of action so effortlessly and completely? Man, thats cool-the Punisher style will come up eventually-no need to decide, be the bride...(or groom, as it where...)

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Now that I think about it...
It would be pretty cool to turn your dead family into zombies and replace your arm with guns, feet with weels and give yourself jetpacks. I can see myself all tricked out.

I like the Punisher. Anybody seen the new movie? Kill Bill 2 was really good.

I think you went for the record in multiple posts, CTOAN. :P

Big Jim: Somehow, I believe you. Honestly, so can I. Killing is so... quick. The best revenges are the ones that wreck your enemies mind, body and soul. :twisted: A lifetime of mmisery is so much more fun than a short painful death.

Like in Trading Places. "Seems to me the best way to hurt rich people is to make them into poor people."

However, if I were to kill my enemies, I'd probably use a wide variety of acids, hungry rats and/or elaborate castration devices. :D