NationStates Jolt Archive


Removing Eewoks

Random Ironic Statment
21-04-2004, 17:27
I've got an army of 6000000 unarmed eewoks (rip off) and need ammusing ways to "use" them :twisted:
21-04-2004, 17:49
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West - Europa
21-04-2004, 19:31
Speed bumps

hunting them in a Doom-style death maze

pre-fossil fuel

forcing them through a fine steel mesh just for the fun of it

garden party lighting (emperor Nero did this to some jews. He had them covered in tar and lighted, as an attraction on his garden parties).

catapult them at barb wire fences

steel cable bungee jumping

land filler

forced in large cubes which are then filled up with transparent plastic. Once hardened, you can saw them into smaller cubes and use them as novelty paperweights.

new revenue stream for the fur industry

testing surfaces in ballistics laboratories

thrown in liquid nitrogen, taken out and dropped out of a high story window, on other Eewoks

blindfolded, tied together in groups of three, they have to walk in a straight line. To clear potential minefields.



....do I sense a NationStates issue? :P