Random Ironic Statment
21-04-2004, 17:27
I've got an army of 6000000 unarmed eewoks (rip off) and need ammusing ways to "use" them :twisted:
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West - Europa
21-04-2004, 19:31
Speed bumps
hunting them in a Doom-style death maze
pre-fossil fuel
forcing them through a fine steel mesh just for the fun of it
garden party lighting (emperor Nero did this to some jews. He had them covered in tar and lighted, as an attraction on his garden parties).
catapult them at barb wire fences
steel cable bungee jumping
land filler
forced in large cubes which are then filled up with transparent plastic. Once hardened, you can saw them into smaller cubes and use them as novelty paperweights.
new revenue stream for the fur industry
testing surfaces in ballistics laboratories
thrown in liquid nitrogen, taken out and dropped out of a high story window, on other Eewoks
blindfolded, tied together in groups of three, they have to walk in a straight line. To clear potential minefields.
....do I sense a NationStates issue? :P