NationStates Jolt Archive

A simple story with some minor modifications. Narrated of course by me. Enjoy



MK Zygo: Chicken Nugget was surfing through the forums one day when “Page cannot be displayed” flashed on her computer screen. It scared her so much that she jumped up and hit her head on the ceiling. She hit so hard that half her breading fell upon the ground.

Chicken Nugget: Help! Help! The server is falling! I have to tell the mods!

MK Zygo: So she ran in great fright to tell the mods. Along the way she met Piggly Wiggly

Piggly Wiggly: Where are you going Chicken Nugget?

Chicken Nugget: Oh help! The server is falling!

Piggly Wiggly: How do you know?

Chicken Nugget: I saw it with my own eyes, and heard it with my own ears, and a piece of it even landed on my head.

Piggly Wiggly: This is terrible, just terrible. We better hurry.

MK Zygo: So they both ran away as fast as they could. Soon they met up with Ducky Sucky.

Ducky Sucky: Where are you going Chicken Nugget, and Piggly Wiggly?

Chicken Nugget and Piggly Wiggly: The server is falling! The Server is Falling! We’re going to tell the mods!

Ducky Sucky: How do you know?

Chicken Nugget: I saw it with my own eyes, and heard it with my own ears, and part of it fell on my head.

Ducky Sucky: Oh dear, oh dear! We'd better run!

MK Zygo: So they all ran down the road as fast as they could. Soon they met Loosey Goosey walking down the roadside.

Loosey Goosey: Hello there. Where are you all going in such a hurry?

Chicken Nugget: We're running for our lives!

Piggly Wiggly: The server is falling!

Ducky Sucky: And we're running to tell the Mods!

Loosey Goosey: How do you know the Server is falling?

Chicken Nugget: I saw it with my own eyes, and heard it with my own ears, and part of it fell on my head!

Loosey Goosey: Goodness! Then I'd better run with you.

MK Zygo: And they all ran in great fright across a field. Before long they met Turkey Jerky strutting back and forth.

Turkey Jerky: Hello there, Chicken Nugget, Piggly Wiggly, Ducky Sucky, and Loosey Goosey. Where are you all going in such a hurry?

Chicken Nugget: Help! Help!

Piggly Wiggly: We're running for our lives!

Ducky Sucky: The Server is falling!

Loosey Goosey: And we're running to tell the Mods!

Turkey Jerky: How do you know the Server is falling?

Chicken Nugget: I saw it with my own eyes, and heard it with my own ears, and part of it fell on my head!

Turkey Jerky: Oh dear! I always suspected the server would fall someday. I'd better run with you.

MK Zygo: So they ran with all their might, until they met Foxy Moxy.

Foxy Moxy: Well, well. Where are you rushing on such a fine day?

Chicken Nugget, Piggly Wiggly, Ducky Sucky, Loosey Goosey, Turkey Jerky (together): Help! Help! It's not a fine day at all. The Server is falling, and we're running to tell the Mods!

Foxy Moxy: How do you know the server is falling?

Chicken Nugget: I saw it with my own eyes, and heard it with my own ears, and part of it fell on my head!

Foxy Moxy: I see. Well then, follow me, and I'll show you the way to the Mods.

MK Zygo: So Foxy Moxy led Chicken Nugget, Piggly Wiggly, Ducky Sucky, Loosey Goosey, and Turkey Jerky across a field and through the woods. He led them straight to his den, and they never saw the Mods to tell him that the Server is falling.
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Out of all the demons in this world, none is more frightening than man

how long did that take to type heh :P however long it was, i'd say thats how much time i think you owe me back since i read it...... jk

I was hoping it went on... :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

yeh i liked it...was only joking earlier

Hmm, some interesting results from the poll so far. Of course not all answers are right you know.

And the moral of the story is?
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Out of all the demons in this world, none is more frightening than man

I didn't find it funny...it parallels too closely to what happens to the reality I get every day - Is Foxy Moxy availiable as a consultant? :D

I didn't find it funny...it parallels too closely to what happens to the reality I get every day - Is Foxy Moxy availiable as a consultant? :D
Well if you’re willing to pay her price, then I suppose I could arrange a meeting. If you want a meeting you’ll have to give her a small child that’s of your blood.
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Out of all the demons in this world, none is more frightening than man

Those aborigines should put a spirit bone curse on the server

Those aborigines should put a spirit bone curse on the server

Maybe they have :shock:

Those aborigines should put a spirit bone curse on the server

Maybe they have :shock:

:shock:

*examines bones*

Everything LOOKS ok... :?

Those aborigines should put a spirit bone curse on the server

Maybe they have :shock:

:shock:

*examines bones*

Everything LOOKS ok... :?

That's what you think!

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Those aborigines should put a spirit bone curse on the server

Maybe they have :shock:

:shock:

*examines bones*

Everything LOOKS ok... :?

That's what you think!

:evil: I'm sure i would have noticed.

:evil: I'm sure i would have noticed.

It's working :twisted:

:evil: I'm sure i would have noticed.

It's working :twisted:

*looks around suspiciously*

You... you... you're trying to make me paranoid! :evil:

Hehehe. A lot of people got the wrong answer to the question. If anyone has taken the densa quiz they should recognize it, but I reworded it. There were two acceptable answers, and the majority of people got it right. Two works because you took away two apples, so that means you have two apples. Three could also work if they were all already yours to begin with. And one was just plain wrong, give yourselves a boot to the head.

*Gets hit with “Page Cannot be displayed” while trying to post this*

*Jumps through window*
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Out of all the demons in this world, none is more frightening than man