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More Fun With Glue

Lunatic Goofballs
20-04-2004, 13:51
I believe that quite some time ago, I talked about my fascination with glue. It's fun stuff when used properly.

I bring this up again because just last night, I had quite a bit of fun when a friend dozed off during a tv program(pro wrestling) and while everybody else stifled laughter, I proceeded to superglue the offending sleeper's hands to strategic locations on his body. :D

I'd like to offer this thread to encourage others to share their interesting stories about fun uses for glue. :)
20-04-2004, 15:30
glue is a curious substance
it is made from the reamians of goat liver and pig intestines
these are the two main ingrediants
the rest is composed of dehigerated hoarse yurine.

maybe that why 2 year olds are told not to eat it
Japaica
21-04-2004, 00:49
Sniff it. Sniff it good.
Collaboration
21-04-2004, 09:04
glue is a curious substance
it is made from the reamians of g0at liver and pig intestines
these are the two main ingrediants
the rest is composed of dehigerated hoarse yurine.

maybe that why 2 year olds are told not to eat it

I thought it was made from cow's hooves?
Eynonistan
21-04-2004, 09:06
I bring this up again because just last night, I had quite a bit of fun when a friend dozed off during a tv program(pro wrestling) and while everybody else stifled laughter, I proceeded to superglue the offending sleeper's hands to strategic locations on his body. :D

:lol:

Did you ever get pranked back by that chap who was after you?
Rotovia
21-04-2004, 09:09
There is the obvious, applying it to your arms and hands and then peeling off your "skin".

Or my favourite, glueing your friend's head to the book they are sleeping on in class. Which is especially funny when they try to remove it without casuing a scene.
BackwoodsSquatches
21-04-2004, 09:14
I bring this up again because just last night, I had quite a bit of fun when a friend dozed off during a tv program(pro wrestling) and while everybody else stifled laughter, I proceeded to superglue the offending sleeper's hands to strategic locations on his body. :D

:lol:

Did you ever get pranked back by that chap who was after you?

Ape......did Ape ever get you back for Chloroforming him?

I know I would.....
Collaboration
21-04-2004, 09:18
As I recall the payback involved something along the lines of a broken collarbone?
What fun!
Stop it, you're killing me!
seriously!
Assington
21-04-2004, 09:29
Back in grade 9, I used to cover small projectiles in a thick, white glue and catapult them across the room. Flying, sticky goo was everywhere, landing in people's hair, on their shirts and once on the nose :twisted:

And another guy had the balls to glue the teacher's pencil case shut...... :lol:
Eynonistan
21-04-2004, 09:32
Ape......did Ape ever get you back for Chloroforming him?

I know I would.....

That's the fella!

(memory says - some bloke that looks like an ape :D)