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Superheroes in england

Tumaniaa
19-04-2004, 09:45
http://www.getreading.co.uk/images/9314/bat.gif



"Race is on to unmask Reading's very own Batman and Robin

THEY used to clean up the mean streets of Gotham City – but now the Caped Crusader and his loyal sidekick are taking on a new challenge.

That’s right folks! Batman and Robin have been on the streets of Whitley, saving damsels in distress, scaring wrongdoers and even chasing naked men from football pitches.

Like a re-run of Del Boy and Rodney’s dash through Peckham, the crime-busting pair have been spied sprinting along Northumberland Avenue, but unlike the Only Fools and Horses television pair, these two have been real-life heroes.

Yesterday we made a Bat Call to our readers to find out the crime-busters’ true identity after they were spotted shooing off a pair of cheeky streakers at the Jack Taylor TRS Trophy football final at about 5pm on Easter Sunday.

And the Bat-Phone rang off the hook with other sightings.

Michelle Kirby, from Whitley, was stranded in Whitley Wood Lane when her Peugeot 206 ran out of petrol on Easter Sunday.

But our Batman and Robin appeared out of nowhere to save the day and push her car to the nearest petrol station.

“They just appeared. I saw them running down the road in Batman and Robin outfits – I was laughing so much,” she said. “It was like a scene out of Only Fools and Horses and they stayed in character the whole time.

“They said, ‘I’m Batman, I’m Robin’ and I said, ‘No, you’re not’ and asked them if they were going to a fancy dress party but they said they were going back to Gotham City.”

After seeing Miss Kirby to safety, the pair disappeared along Basingstoke Road.

And Whitley Wood man Ray Cox, 61, spotted the caped crusaders at about 11.30am after doing his
morning shopping.

“I said to my wife, ‘It would make it a better and safer place with these men’,” he said.

“There are so many muggings in Whitley and these two running down the road really looked great – get these chaps back.Continued from front page
“Batman was quite a broad chap. They would scare a few muggers off and I’d feel safer in Whitley.”
Another shy caller, who wished to remain
anonymous, claims to have been helped by the pair, who faced down somebody who was intimidating him.

And another anonymous caller, who may know more than he let on about the duo’s real identities, reported a further sighting.

He suggested the pair had been among
demonstrators who
clambered to the top of the Engineers Arms pub in Whitley a few years ago in protest of a proposed name change for the pub.

“I knew of them because some time back they did a rooftop protest which got on the television –
something to do with changing the pub’s name to The Fisherman,” he said.

“So these two sprung into action – they were heroes.”

He added: “I also saw them on Sunday running down the streets of Whitley around lunchtime – out of Northumberland Avenue on to Whitley Wood Road.

“Then at the cup final they ordered the streakers off the pitch and then disappeared, jumped into a car and drove off.”

He could not confirm if this was the Batmobile and refused to give up the names.

Will our dubious duo be back on the streets of Whitley again? Will Boy Wonder get a pair of green tights to fit? And most importantly, who are the masked duo?

Tune into the Evening Post for our next exciting episode to find out."

From the Reading Evening Post.
BackwoodsSquatches
19-04-2004, 09:47
The Boy Wonder's gone bald.
Tumaniaa
19-04-2004, 09:47
The Boy Wonder's gone bald.

I think he did it on purpose...Something to do with aerodynamics.
BackwoodsSquatches
19-04-2004, 09:48
and the Caped Crusader seems to have let himself go...
Tumaniaa
19-04-2004, 09:55
and the Caped Crusader seems to have let himself go...

An extra chin or two are to be expected at that age... He never seemed to be that fit in the 70's either...
BackwoodsSquatches
19-04-2004, 09:58
I heard that they sold the Batmobile to feed a nasty coke habit that they picked up in the 80's..maybe that explains why they are running all over town?
Tumaniaa
19-04-2004, 10:04
I heard that they sold the Batmobile to feed a nasty coke habit that they picked up in the 80's..maybe that explains why they are running all over town?

Actually...
http://www.getreading.co.uk/images/9320/car.gif
BackwoodsSquatches
19-04-2004, 10:06
Hmm....I seem to recall it was black....and had fins....

that looks like a Mini-Cooper.

Well..its good to see they kicked that habit.
Tumaniaa
19-04-2004, 10:07
Hmm....I seem to recall it was black....and had fins....

that looks like a Mini-Cooper.

Well..its good to see they kicked that habit.

The new millenium is all about being economical and enviroment friendly...
Incertonia
19-04-2004, 10:08
Have they teamed up with Angle Grinder Man yet?
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39855000/jpg/_39855143_agmbody.jpg
Clicky (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/west_midlands/3485625.stm)
Tumaniaa
19-04-2004, 10:14
Have they teamed up with Angle Grinder Man yet?
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39855000/jpg/_39855143_agmbody.jpg
Clicky (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/west_midlands/3485625.stm)

:shock:
Maybe it's the way they fight injustice in England...Dress up in a costume and take the law into their own hands :lol:
GoatsRus
19-04-2004, 10:23
Well I can obviously see why they went to england...they don't have to worry about being shot and they could easily fight anyone off since most don't know what fighting is :O
Imperial Brits
19-04-2004, 10:27
nice thread :D
Tumaniaa
19-04-2004, 10:30
Well I can obviously see why they went to england...they don't have to worry about being shot and they could easily fight anyone off since most don't know what fighting is :O

I take it you've never experienced the english nightlife?
Tumaniaa
19-04-2004, 11:09
*bump*
Delphinum
19-04-2004, 11:15
Well I can obviously see why they went to england...they don't have to worry about being shot and they could easily fight anyone off since most don't know what fighting is :O

I take it you've never experienced the english nightlife?
Obviously they haven't! Come to Leeds, that'll show you exactly what it's like! Worse than Glasgow after an auld firm game this place!
Eynonistan
19-04-2004, 11:20
Obviously they haven't! Come to Leeds, that'll show you exactly what it's like! Worse than Glasgow after an auld firm game this place!

Naw, Leeds is a lovely place to go out in - I've never had any hassle...
Tumaniaa
19-04-2004, 11:21
*remembers watching an englishman tearing an ear off a scotchman in a barfight*
imported_Jet Li
19-04-2004, 11:27
*remembers watching an englishman tearing an ear off a scotchman in a barfight*

What the hell is a "scotchman"?
Delphinum
19-04-2004, 11:28
*remembers watching an englishman tearing an ear off a scotchman in a barfight*
Eugh!!
Just don't go shopping in Leeds then, so far I've had my bag stolen and a man weilding a crow bar at anyone challenging him from taking a load of drink out of Asda.
The policeman that was shot by that American a few months ago, that was about a mile away from our house and there have been 3 girls dragged off the street and into cars by men in the last few months. One was killed, another raped... this isn't a safe place. I suppose it's just my perspective, but I don't go out alone very often.
We only go to gay bars, so not much trouble when going out, but I wouldn't go out to the local bars.
imported_Jet Li
19-04-2004, 11:33
Well I can obviously see why they went to england...they don't have to worry about being shot and they could easily fight anyone off since most don't know what fighting is :O

Never ever go to Glasgow.....Granted it's not in England, but never go all the same.
Delphinum
19-04-2004, 11:34
*remembers watching an englishman tearing an ear off a scotchman in a barfight*

What the hell is a "scotchman"?

An Englishman who likes whisky presumably... :?
Twy-Sunrats
19-04-2004, 11:36
Luton is another smashing tourist site...
We need a few masked crusaders kicking the cr4p out of the 70$$3r$ on the streets these days... cops can't do nothing becouse they arn't braking the law but everyone knows there scum looking to beat someone up for no reason (or worse) and then the cops can't do nothing coz it'll just get thrown out of court for lack of evidence that it was that/those people in particular. A good hiding all teach em a lesson...
His Majesty
19-04-2004, 11:39
Come to the region of England if you want superheroes.

Our regional forum is also here:

http://s3.invisionfree.com/England

Everyone is welcome there!

His Majesty

English Delegate
Delphinum
19-04-2004, 11:41
Luton is another smashing tourist site...
We need a few masked crusaders kicking the cr4p out of the 70$$3r$ on the streets these days... cops can't do nothing becouse they arn't braking the law but everyone knows there scum looking to beat someone up for no reason (or worse) and then the cops can't do nothing coz it'll just get thrown out of court for lack of evidence that it was that/those people in particular. A good hiding all teach em a lesson...
Grrr! I hate these kind of people!
There are a group of 15 year olds round here that throw stones at a wee horse in a field and now the horse has a foul and the owners are worried that they'll kill it. Makes me sick... they really don't care about anything around them.
Twy-Sunrats
19-04-2004, 12:02
Luton is another smashing tourist site...
We need a few masked crusaders kicking the cr4p out of the 70$$3r$ on the streets these days... cops can't do nothing becouse they arn't braking the law but everyone knows there scum looking to beat someone up for no reason (or worse) and then the cops can't do nothing coz it'll just get thrown out of court for lack of evidence that it was that/those people in particular. A good hiding all teach em a lesson...
Grrr! I hate these kind of people!
There are a group of 15 year olds round here that throw stones at a wee horse in a field and now the horse has a foul and the owners are worried that they'll kill it. Makes me sick... they really don't care about anything around them.

Yep everywhere you go you get em, hanging out side mac donalds is a common place to find them... me and my chummers used to go out sit in a field and get drunk and high and have a laugh and go home and get shouted at by our parents for being home late and being wasted... I just don't understand these clans of people who just cause trouble it makes no sense... I want caped crusaders to roam the street and teach these ppl lessons in manners... (it would be so funny to watch a fat man dressed as batman kicking the turd out of a bunch of these muppets... it would "Make My Millenia!")
Delphinum
19-04-2004, 12:15
lol Tis a great idea! Call up Rodney and Del Trotter in their outfits and get them on the case!!
Twy-Sunrats
19-04-2004, 12:21
lol Tis a great idea! Call up Rodney and Del Trotter in their outfits and get them on the case!!
*chuckles*
Embarrasment is a great weapon...
NewXmen
20-04-2004, 10:31
Neat.
Tumaniaa
22-04-2004, 03:01
*bump*