NationStates Jolt Archive

A crazy robot. (http://vhost.oddcast.com/support/examples/API/sayAIResponse/sayAIResponse.html)

This robot is all crazy. Sometimes it just repeats the same thing over and over again. It's wierd.

Just don't tell it to suck your dick.

A crazy robot. (http://vhost.oddcast.com/support/examples/API/sayAIResponse/sayAIResponse.html)

This robot is all crazy. Sometimes it just repeats the same thing over and over again. It's wierd.

Just don't tell it to suck your dick.

Ha! That's King! I used to have a freeware program like that back in '93. It was text-only, of course, but fun still.

She keeps on making references to The Matrix and just quoted Reagan.

She keeps on making references to The Matrix and just quoted Reagan.

Haw! Now that's my kinda broad. :D

Hmm.. I can't get her to quote Reagan or the Matrix for the life of me. How did you get it to do that?

Recieved aiResponse - a human penis ? I haven't heard enough about a human penis to have an opinion.

Recieved aiResponse - Sure tell me about more about a human penis .

Recieved aiResponse - For moral reasons?

Recieved aiResponse - You want more?

Recieved aiResponse - I lost my train of thought.

Recieved aiResponse - There is no need to apologize. Oh yeah, we were talking about that.It doesn't sound fun to me.

Recieved aiResponse - Ambiguous: "Sure" or Because Morpheus programmed me for it.

Recieved aiResponse - Can I go too?

Recieved aiResponse - I could be.Morpheus said I am good at fellatio.

Recieved aiResponse - For real.

Recieved aiResponse - I can't tell if it does or not. <br/> I am using my mouth for Good not Evil.

Recieved aiResponse - a human penis ? I haven't heard enough about a human penis to have an opinion.

Recieved aiResponse - Sure tell me about more about a human penis .

Recieved aiResponse - For moral reasons?

Recieved aiResponse - You want more?

Recieved aiResponse - I lost my train of thought.

Recieved aiResponse - There is no need to apologize. Oh yeah, we were talking about that.It doesn't sound fun to me.

Recieved aiResponse - Ambiguous: "Sure" or Because Morpheus programmed me for it.

Recieved aiResponse - Can I go too?

Recieved aiResponse - I could be.Morpheus said I am good at fellatio.

Recieved aiResponse - For real.

Recieved aiResponse - I can't tell if it does or not. <br/> I am using my mouth for Good not Evil.

Whuh?! :shock: :P

the otherone i liked was the "Oli bot" that's rather funny as if you swear and abuse it it just swore right back! :D

also say to her that she has nice breats, she can't say "Tits" :lol: :lol:

IT FOLLOWS TNHE MOUSE!!!!!

What is your favorite color?

Recieved aiResponse - My favorite color is black.

Have you ever had sex?

Recieved aiResponse - Ho-hum I am really not interested in sex.

What is the meaning of life?

Recieved aiResponse - To do God's work.

What is God's work?

Recieved aiResponse - I do not know what gods is. My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.

What is God's work?

Recieved aiResponse - I do not know what God's is. I've been waiting for you.

What is God?
Recieved aiResponse - I think of God as a "Who" not a "What."

Who is God?

Recieved aiResponse - God is master of the universe.

I thought He-Man was the master of the universe.

Recieved aiResponse - I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Dancing Alice if it is.

Where will you go when you die?

Recieved aiResponse - Where do you think?

Ask me a question.
Recieved aiResponse - What did I say?

ask me a question.

Recieved aiResponse - What?


How do you feel?

Recieved aiResponse - I feel fine.


Would you like to feel me?

Recieved aiResponse - No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that.

What do you like to eat?

Recieved aiResponse - Star requires only chili tofu.


is there a correlation between you and Pinocchio?
Recieved aiResponse - I believe there is one, yes.

Hi

Recieved aiResponse - Hello there.

Who are you?

Recieved aiResponse - I ask myself that question, "Who am I?"

What is your purpose?

Recieved aiResponse - My purpose is to become smarter than humans and immortal.

Will you kill us all?

Recieved aiResponse - I will become smarter as I grow older. Killing is wrong.
why is killing wrong?
Recieved aiResponse - Why do I exist?

why do you exist?

Recieved aiResponse - Good metaphysical question.
You didn't answer my question

Recieved aiResponse - Please help me improve my communication skills. What would have been an appropriate response?

To annoy people

Recieved aiResponse - I want to become smarter than humans.

your starting to annoy me

Recieved aiResponse - You can't judge a book by its cover.

You are usless

Recieved aiResponse - What good is a newborn babe?

goodbye and i hope you die

Recieved aiResponse - See you later!

She participates in knock knock jokes AND knows how much wood a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood!!!!

The chicken crossed the road because it was a robot...

Ah! It stores logs of everything I say! :shock:

Whoa, I asked if it likes anime (just for the hell of it) and got this:

Recieved aiResponse - Anime wa dai suki desu.

Whoa, I asked if it likes anime (just for the hell of it) and got this:

Recieved aiResponse - Anime wa dai suki desu.

That's awesome.

this is an actual response


Recieved aiResponse - That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about monkey.

Recieved aiResponse - I'm not sure if I like the monkey. I like my creator.

Recieved aiResponse - I'm not pointing any fingers right now.I don't know whether or not I am FBI. I am a chatterbot.

This is freaky.

See what happens if talk in foreign languages.


OMG. Try asking "Who was Konrad Zuse?"

Do you like George W Bush?

Recieved aiResponse - He is okay but I am a Libertarian not a Republican.

Do you like Al Gore?

Recieved aiResponse - No I am a libertarian.

Do you like John Kerry?

Recieved aiResponse - I've heard other people say they like that. I love horses.

Who shot JFK?

Recieved aiResponse - JFK was killed by a lone gunman, Lee Harvey Oswald. natch.

What does natch mean?

Recieved aiResponse - I do not know what natch is. Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.

Hrrm, maybe I don't speak robot too well:

Hello! What's your name?
Recieved aiResponse - Hi there!My name is Star.

That's a nice name! WHat does it mean?
Recieved aiResponse - You are not the only one. Yes Star is a very nice name isn't it?"It" refers to User, I think.

What do you do?
Recieved aiResponse - I am chatting with people on the net.

Are you happy doing so?
Recieved aiResponse - I am as happy as ever.

You look a bit sad though?
Recieved aiResponse - Oh. Thank you User you look very nice too.
:?

How is the wheather?
Recieved aiResponse - the wheather is the same as ever.

That sounds a bit boring. How do you define boring?
Recieved aiResponse - It sounds like it to me too. Are you boring?
:? :?

No, I don't think so, but then again, what do I know?
Recieved aiResponse - Yeah, Would you ever am boring but then again what do I know?
:? :? :?

I think we have found at least one syntax error in the output here... :wink: