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It's time to break out your nets and straitjackets, because this is my official return from the grave.

To those of you who already know who I am, let me just say that I'm sorry for the long absence. It started with computer problems and escalated from there. But now, I have a new computer, a new kid(baby boy) and new underwear. :D

BTW, that wasn't me and my son in that Dairy Queen commercial. :P

To those of you who haven't met me before, a few quick facts about myself:

My likes include: Mud, Rugby and striking people's groins. Usually at the same time. Figuring out my political stance is like nailing jell-o to the wall. I invite you to try. I have no problems with any race or nationality. I have no problem with homosexuals. In fact, when I was younger, I considered myself bisexual. Now, I'm settled down in a happy heterosexual monogamous relationship. I think the important thing is that you enjoy who or what you boink and that the boinkee enjoys it too.

My dislikes include: The two party political system, fake punks, killing and pattern thinking. If your mind is closed, then it's probably shut off too. Most of all, I greatly dislike anybody who takes anything seriously. Because, let's face it; How nasty can our lives really be if we're sitting in front of a computer sending posts to Nationstates and slurping on a Mountain Dew while dinner cooks? Calm down, stick a cupcake down your pants and run around the block. It won't help, but it's an odd sensation. You should try it. :wink:

My favorite food is Peanut Butter Cups.

And I looove smilies. :D

*places a cream pie in his face*

Welcome back! :D

Oy! The rumors are true! Steph did resurururururururrrect you! Hooray for all!

*dons cup*

And hooray for server switches soon!

You're STILL alive!? :shock: Drats, I lost my bet....

Ahhh well, welcome back. <Kicks LG in the groin> Traditional.....

You're STILL alive!? :shock: Drats, I lost my bet....

Ahhh well, welcome back. <Kicks LG in the groin> Traditional.....

Hehehe. Five minutes back and I've already been pied and kicked in the yarbles. It's good to be home. *wipes a tear away and sighs wistfully*

*Copies the entire LG post and mails it to his GF/wife* :twisted:

You may be the lunatic but I'm the crazy one.

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haha, you dislike fake punks, well don't we all :)

He is risen!
Welcome back LG :D

It's time to break out your nets and straitjackets, because this is my official return from the grave.

To those of you who already know who I am, let me just say that I'm sorry for the long absence. It started with computer problems and escalated from there. But now, I have a new computer, a new kid(baby boy) and new underwear. :D

BTW, that wasn't me and my son in that Dairy Queen commercial. :P

To those of you who haven't met me before, a few quick facts about myself:

My likes include: Mud, Rugby and striking people's groins. Usually at the same time. Figuring out my political stance is like nailing jell-o to the wall. I invite you to try. I have no problems with any race or nationality. I have no problem with homosexuals. In fact, when I was younger, I considered myself bisexual. Now, I'm settled down in a happy heterosexual monogamous relationship. I think the important thing is that you enjoy who or what you boink and that the boinkee enjoys it too.

My dislikes include: The two party political system, fake punks, killing and pattern thinking. If your mind is closed, then it's probably shut off too. Most of all, I greatly dislike anybody who takes anything seriously. Because, let's face it; How nasty can our lives really be if we're sitting in front of a computer sending posts to Nationstates and slurping on a Mountain Dew while dinner cooks? Calm down, stick a cupcake down your pants and run around the block. It won't help, but it's an odd sensation. You should try it. :wink:

My favorite food is Peanut Butter Cups.

And I looove smilies. :D I thought I killed you! :evil:

It's time to break out your nets and straitjackets, because this is my official return from the grave.

Geeze, not even a thank you.. LOL :mrgreen:

haha, you dislike fake punks, well don't we all :)

You know what I mean don't you? People(usually teenaged males) who pretend to be 'street punks' but actually fold like origami when you call their bluff. :P They typically drive Mitsubishis that are in the gray area between 'rice' and actually looking like a bad Picasso. :P

It's time to break out your nets and straitjackets, because this is my official return from the grave.

Geeze, not even a thank you.. LOL :mrgreen:

*blink* I thanked you in Moderation I thought...

But now that you mention it....

If I'm back from the dead, newly risen to lead us down the path of righteousness...

What does that make you? :o

I thought I killed you! :evil:

You missed. :P

haha, you dislike fake punks, well don't we all :)

You know what I mean don't you? People(usually teenaged males) who pretend to be 'street punks' but actually fold like origami when you call their bluff. :P They typically drive Mitsubishis that are in the gray area between 'rice' and actually looking like a bad Picasso. :P

I don't know about that but I had a ridiculous amount of difficulty finding a Televeision cd in the New York Virgin store...

I Boe to dwn to the god of all Wackyness, LG!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111Shift
+1 :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

haha, you dislike fake punks, well don't we all :)

You know what I mean don't you? People(usually teenaged males) who pretend to be 'street punks' but actually fold like origami when you call their bluff. :P They typically drive Mitsubishis that are in the gray area between 'rice' and actually looking like a bad Picasso. :P

I don't know about that but I had a ridiculous amount of difficulty finding a Televeision cd in the New York Virgin store...

:shock: They have a store to sell VIRGINS now?!?

In New York you say? *plans a day trip*

haha, you dislike fake punks, well don't we all :)

You know what I mean don't you? People(usually teenaged males) who pretend to be 'street punks' but actually fold like origami when you call their bluff. :P They typically drive Mitsubishis that are in the gray area between 'rice' and actually looking like a bad Picasso. :P

I don't know about that but I had a ridiculous amount of difficulty finding a Televeision cd in the New York Virgin store...

:shock: They have a store to sell VIRGINS now?!?

In New York you say? *plans a day trip* I thought you were married.

Welcome back LG. This place needs a little more wackiness.

*Brings out the angry monkey*

haha, you dislike fake punks, well don't we all :)

You know what I mean don't you? People(usually teenaged males) who pretend to be 'street punks' but actually fold like origami when you call their bluff. :P They typically drive Mitsubishis that are in the gray area between 'rice' and actually looking like a bad Picasso. :P

I don't know about that but I had a ridiculous amount of difficulty finding a Televeision cd in the New York Virgin store...

:shock: They have a store to sell VIRGINS now?!?

In New York you say? *plans a day trip* I thought you were married.

I'll get her one too. :D

Welcome back LG. This place needs a little more wackiness.

*Brings out the angry monkey*

*feeds the angry monkey lots of bran and teaches it to throw.*

*Whilst waiting for bran to take effect, angry monkey jumps into LG's pants and starts running around the block.*

I like this guy already

*dons spiked leather wrist bands, fishnet gloves and dad's Sigue Sigue Sputnik t-shirt*

*Whilst waiting for bran to take effect, angry monkey jumps into LG's pants and starts running around the block.*

Egad! :x I knew I shouldn't have taken em off! *chases the monkey*

*Bran kicks in and monkey releases his weight in sh!t*

(50 kg... BIG MONKEY)

*Bran kicks in and monkey releases his weight in sh!t*

(50 kg... BIG MONKEY)

*finds his soiled pants on the corner*. Ugh. *sigh* Not again...

*Shoots the monkey*

*Shoots the monkey*

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Poor monkey :(

*Monkey explodes in another 50kg of sh!t*

Double post

haha, you dislike fake punks, well don't we all :)

You know what I mean don't you? People(usually teenaged males) who pretend to be 'street punks' but actually fold like origami when you call their bluff. :P They typically drive Mitsubishis that are in the gray area between 'rice' and actually looking like a bad Picasso. :P

Ugh. Yeah. There were heaps at my high school.

Just because they've got the hair they think they're punk.

And they all listen to Blink 182.

UGH.

Are they what you meant?

*Monkey explodes in another 50kg of sh!t*

*gets splattered with poo and monkey bits* Argh! NOT AGAIN!!

Gives LG a BIG SLOPPY WET Kiss back

Welcome back LG

*wlaks in to thread*
*looks around at choas*
*pauses*
Ah LGs back
*gets chased out by people with big spikes*

*wlaks in to thread*
*looks around at choas*
*pauses*
Ah LGs back
*gets chased out by people with big spikes* *ropes and nails Enerica*

*wlaks in to thread*
*looks around at choas*
*pauses*
Ah LGs back
*gets chased out by people with big spikes* *ropes and nails Enerica*

:shock: My filthy little mind is conjuring up such imagery...

Argh the pain.


LG: You have a child!!

Argh the pain.


LG: You have a child!!

Yes. A bouncing baby boy. Which I found out is just a figure of speech. :(

I don't believe its just a figure of speech, I wanna test.

I don't believe its just a figure of speech, I wanna test.

Oh, and those diapers? When they say 'up to 12 lbs', they're not kidding. That's all the poo those diapers will hold. :?

Thankyou for sharing.

*faints*

*spanks the 50Kg monkey*

Don't worry people, I used to do this everyday when I was younger...

Computer trouble is the answer to your one month long abscence? How did you survive that? Through an emergency note book or something?

*spanks the 50Kg monkey*

Don't worry people, I used to do this everyday when I was younger...

Computer trouble is the answer to your one month long abscence? How did you survive that? Through an emergency note book or something?

Alcohol helped.

But mostly, I went to the gym a lot. *nod*

They had a computer at the gym? :o

They had a computer at the gym? :o

Yes. But it's pedal-powered. :?

It's time to break out your nets and straitjackets, because this is my official return from the grave.

Geeze, not even a thank you.. LOL :mrgreen:

*blink* I thanked you in Moderation I thought...

But now that you mention it....

If I'm back from the dead, newly risen to lead us down the path of righteousness...

What does that make you? :o

Very, very, afraid..lol :P

They had a computer at the gym? :o

Yes. But it's pedal-powered. :?

:o That's extremely clever! Especially in combination with the NS server... I'm impressed! :lol:

They had a computer at the gym? :o

Yes. But it's pedal-powered. :?

:o That's extremely clever! Especially in combination with the NS server... I'm impressed! :lol:

*ponders* Come to think of it, that's not a bad idea.

A pedal-powered connection to... a pedal-powered server! :lol:

Pedal Powered: Oh we must have moved to the new server. :lol:

*Monkey ghost comes back to haunt everyone by making them see walking bananas!*

wacky is good :D

It is nice to see LG again, but then i don't post here much anymore.... :( why is that i wonder :? I used to be here on a consistant basis :) Then i met my Wolf 8) and now we will be locked into RT marital bliss within the next couple of months :shock: Ummm damn :o anyway.. Hello everyone!!! and WB LG! :D

Hello Silver!!! :D

Heya 6 babes! How's it hangin? 8)

Um, a little to the left...

Hmmmm need an independent opinion? :wink:

*giggles*

Oh I think Hanz might object... :oops: Hehhee

*sighs* May have a point there, cant blame a girl for trying 8)

*Feels relieved*

No I guess not :D

Can't help it, flirting is a compulsion with me.....lol

How ya been?

Me too. I've been really good. You Married yet? :D

Soon... * gets all dreamy eyed* We are working on getting him legally over here at the moment..lol but i expect that within a month or two we will be Hitched! :D

*does happy dance*

Amazing what wasting a bit of time on a RPG will do :P Will have to Email Max Barry or something when it is official...lol

At least let us know. The Canadian Immigration can be a pain My brother just brought his bride form Finland and it took near to a year.

This US thing is a pain in the hind end as well but we are working hard on it and he will be here in May and I am Keeping Him 8) I will be sure to post it here when we have done the deed..lol

Good luck and we are pulling for yah :D

Many thanks!!!

*smooches* :D

Aww *hugs*

*Walking bananas surround Ur6 and start chanting*

Bananananana na na nanana!

I am the king! 8)

So the rumours were true....

~praises the gods~

drums begin to sound

Dum dum dum

I was thinking about starting my own thread with this but this one seems well suited to it.

I made homemade chili for dinner. Somebody pull my finger. :lol:

:o LG!!!


you just HAD to return while I was asleep...

Badgers.

http://www.eunos.com/keith/brb/images/brb_sm.gif (http://fua.board.dk3.com/2/index.php)
DO NOT PRESS
THIS BUTTON

http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/contrib/geno/mofo.gif

*Bananas begin to advance on Ur6, their chanting becomes more...... EVIL*

I was thinking about starting my own thread with this but this one seems well suited to it.

I made homemade chili for dinner. Somebody pull my finger. :lol:As of yet, nobody has pulled my finger. I am waiting patiently. :lol:

*pulls Incertonia's finger, then runs away*

*Chases Sdaeriji, farts, and then runs out of the thread*

Damnit, I didn't think I'd be able to get away.

Hey, everyone, I just had Chinese food. Pull my finger!

Damnit, I didn't think I'd be able to get away.

Hey, everyone, I just had Chinese food. Pull my finger!*Pulls finger and jets away, hoping to escape the inevitable carnage*

Damnit, I didn't think I'd be able to get away.

Hey, everyone, I just had Chinese food. Pull my finger!*Pulls finger and jets away, hoping to escape the inevitable carnage*

*Chases Incertonia down and unleashes hell on earth*

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh! It burns us! It burns us! Make it stop!

Oh yeah, hell on earth.

Anyone got a fire extinguisher?

Heh. Now that's power!

Seriously people--my eyes are bleeding from this shit.

Fine, you baby.

*extinguishes Incertonia*

Ah--now someone pull my finger again, so I may exact my revenge. I have just eaten another bowl of the masterful chorizo chili. It's on now, babe!

*leaves room in advance*

*leaves room in advance*

You cannot excape the power of the chorizo--it is mighty and powerful. It will hunt you down. It will exact its revenge.

*Bites off Incertonia's finger, then places the top of radioactive suite on*

LUNATIC! Your back!

:lol:

JimSC

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I had Chili with hot sauce and roasted garlic for breakfast. Please, don't pull my finger.

http://www.angelfire.com/tx6/jimp/atomic_col.jpg



:oops:

To late.

Jim SC

http://www.nbcd.org.uk/images/group/clubpic.jpg

Not too bad

Yeah Six, Who needs pest control. :lol:

Hell, that one even got rid of the bugs in my software.

Jim SC

Brings in Ambi Pure air freshner

Phew! Nobody light a match! *holds nose*

*Stands next to propane tank with a flame thrower............*

http://www.arrakis.es/~lallave/nuclear/madrid4.gif

Mmm...toasty.

That was my house you just blew up!

Yeh, and another couple thousand houses...... hehe :twisted:

More chili? I've got leftovers. :shock:

Do you really think that is a good idea?

OH WOW!!!!!!!!

I just saw your name today.....Very glad to see you're back.

The NS World needs humor.

OH WOW!!!!!!!!

I just saw your name today.....Very glad to see you're back.

The NS World needs humor.

Very glad to BE back.

Sorry I haven't been around for a couple weeks...

...but due to circumstances beyond my control, I had to stay off the computer for a while, and when I got back on, I got hooked on a new game called, "City of Heroes". Between that, and the highly frustrating server lag, I have not visited much.

You have a new baby? Awwwwwwwwwww! AND you have time to post on NS? Wow!

You have a new baby? Awwwwwwwwwww! AND you have time to post on NS? Wow!

hehehehe...

It ought to be, you have TIME for a new baby?

You have a new baby? Awwwwwwwwwww! AND you have time to post on NS? Wow!

It isn't easy. Heh. Little Goofball keeps me on my toes.

So did my wife. She returned to work this week.

For that matter, so do my friends. I have quite a story to tell of an incident a couple weeks ago. I think it'll probably deserve it's own thread.

You have a new baby? Awwwwwwwwwww! AND you have time to post on NS? Wow!

hehehehe...

It ought to be, you have TIME for a new baby?

Well, you have to do something when Windows crashes ... :D

*walks in, see's mayham.....smiles :twisted: *
btw who is LG???

*walks in, see's mayham.....smiles :twisted: *
btw who is LG???

lg is the humour god

*walks in, see's mayham.....smiles :twisted: *
btw who is LG???

lg is the humour god

I'm to humble to brag.

But I'm too confident to deny it. 8)