17-04-2004, 06:08
And now some of The Foxxinnian's 'News Shorts'.
Astronaut Makes Unscheduled Test on How Semen Is Affected in Zero-G
ISS, Space- Astronaut Paul Gumby working on the International Space Station made an unscheduled test today on how semen is affect in Zero-G.
At nearly 0045 hours Gumby released the sperm into the sleeping compartment he was residing in when Cosmonaut Nemo Doskechy opened up the door and asked what was going on.
"I told Nemo [Doskechy] I was testing the affects on semen in Zero-G and he [Doskechy] asked what they were doing so I said they were floating around aimlessly," Gumby told The Foxxinnian.
"Doskechy told me we were not scheduled to do a test like that and then some got on him and all hell broke loose."
Scandinavian Relations Break Down
Stockholm- In the annual Scandinavian Summit in Stockholm today the four countries involved ammited their hatred of one another.
The verbal melee broke out mid-way thru the meeting when Sweden, Denmark, and Finland questioned Norway about it not joining the EU. The Norway ambassador to the meeting, Sven Karlsen, contered by asking, 'Why join if some people aren't even going to use the Euro?' refering to Sweden and Denmark.
The argument escalated with remarks such as: Denmark and Finland aren't even in Scandinavia, Sweden being a bunch of wussies in WWII, and Norway being way better than the other countries over all.
Demiliterized Zones have been set up between the four countries by the U.N. to prevent any citizens from anyside of the borders to attack one of the other countrys' civilians.
The summit was declared over when the Finnish Ambassador, Aven Wellerson, was tied up with rope and put on a row boat and pushed in the general direction of Finland.
Astronaut Makes Unscheduled Test on How Semen Is Affected in Zero-G
ISS, Space- Astronaut Paul Gumby working on the International Space Station made an unscheduled test today on how semen is affect in Zero-G.
At nearly 0045 hours Gumby released the sperm into the sleeping compartment he was residing in when Cosmonaut Nemo Doskechy opened up the door and asked what was going on.
"I told Nemo [Doskechy] I was testing the affects on semen in Zero-G and he [Doskechy] asked what they were doing so I said they were floating around aimlessly," Gumby told The Foxxinnian.
"Doskechy told me we were not scheduled to do a test like that and then some got on him and all hell broke loose."
Scandinavian Relations Break Down
Stockholm- In the annual Scandinavian Summit in Stockholm today the four countries involved ammited their hatred of one another.
The verbal melee broke out mid-way thru the meeting when Sweden, Denmark, and Finland questioned Norway about it not joining the EU. The Norway ambassador to the meeting, Sven Karlsen, contered by asking, 'Why join if some people aren't even going to use the Euro?' refering to Sweden and Denmark.
The argument escalated with remarks such as: Denmark and Finland aren't even in Scandinavia, Sweden being a bunch of wussies in WWII, and Norway being way better than the other countries over all.
Demiliterized Zones have been set up between the four countries by the U.N. to prevent any citizens from anyside of the borders to attack one of the other countrys' civilians.
The summit was declared over when the Finnish Ambassador, Aven Wellerson, was tied up with rope and put on a row boat and pushed in the general direction of Finland.