NationStates Jolt Archive

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.



Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing

Got anymor you'd like to share?

Man: Fancy going for a drink sometime?
Woman: F*ck off you ugly C*nt.

Any guy who'd try those pickup lines needs a good kick to the family jewels.

I like the chat up line:

Man: Would you like a drink?
Woman: Yes.
Man: So F*** of to the bar and get one so I can chat up your mate.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

-GL

Argh..my mind is drawing a blank...I worked clubs as a bouncer for years for some extra pay at nites....and I always had to keep from laughing...I would ask guys....gents..if you think it wouldn't work..then it probably won't..so don't go there in the first place.

Those are seriously discouraging replies :(

Still, I think any sexual predator deseves them, unless, of course, the woman is begging for said sexual predators to hit on her, and I've known a few who were like that. Always feigning ignorance afterwards, of course. :roll: