NationStates Jolt Archive

Te he. I have your pants! Mine now!

Tell me about stuff! I haven't seen you for donkey's years! Providing donkey's years are around a month long...

Well...when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much...or the daddy pays the mommy a lot of money......

thats.... nice.... Colodia....

Or when the daddy finds the mommy in a dark alleyway...

Or even when the daddy and the mommy are so wasted they have no clue what they're doing...

he pulls a Viper?

or the mommy takes a cab, but doesnt have any money for fare

he pulls a Viper?

yes...he...pulls a Viper...

*drives away in a Dodge Viper*

Te he. I have your pants! Mine now!

Tell me about stuff! I haven't seen you for donkey's years! Providing donkey's years are around a month long...

Well, things with my girlfriend are wonderful! My Hard Drive went out yesterday and I lost all of my files (except for my applications because those were on my C: drive). So the past day has been terrible due to other factors also.

I am almost ready to graduate from high school *waves something without enthusiasm* Besides that, nothing. The main thing with me is Ashley (my girlfriend, and yes, that is in REAL LIFE).

Yourself

PS
Could I have my pants back?

not that kind of Viper kid.

the deadly viper assassination squad....i'll take black momba...she's hot

Te he. I have your pants! Mine now!

Tell me about stuff! I haven't seen you for donkey's years! Providing donkey's years are around a month long...

Well, things with my girlfriend are wonderful! My Hard Drive went out yesterday and I lost all of my files (except for my applications because those were on my C: drive). So the past day has been terrible due to other factors also.

I am almost ready to graduate from high school *waves something without enthusiasm* Besides that, nothing. The main thing with me is Ashley (my girlfriend, and yes, that is in REAL LIFE).

Yourself

PS
Could I have my pants back?

I'll bet you have a blow up GF, don't you? Yes you do! Guess what? I'm in the process of making a blog! I'm excited! Finally i have an outlet for my nonsensical drool.

http://theblueviper.modblog.com

there's nothing there now, but i'll get on it. Go there and make as many random comments as possible!

I'll bet you have a blow up GF, don't you? Yes you do! Guess what? I'm in the process of making a blog! I'm excited! Finally i have an outlet for my nonsensical drool.

http://theblueviper.modblog.com

there's nothing there now, but i'll get on it. Go there and make as many random comments as possible!

Three things...

She is real.

But then those posts will not count towards my NationStates post count. :(

Could I have my pants back?

not that kind of Viper kid.

*guesses*

Um... it is me? oh! Oh! Did I win? what do i get?

not that kind of Viper kid.

*guesses*

Um... it is me? oh! Oh! Did I win? what do i get?

You get to give me back my pants!

*whispers in ear*

Didn't you notice that I am going commando? I am glad I have a big shirt on... :oops:

not that kind of Viper kid.

*guesses*

Um... it is me? oh! Oh! Did I win? what do i get?

congradulations captain obvious. you get a cookie.
*hands her a cookie*

I'll bet you have a blow up GF, don't you? Yes you do! Guess what? I'm in the process of making a blog! I'm excited! Finally i have an outlet for my nonsensical drool.

http://theblueviper.modblog.com

there's nothing there now, but i'll get on it. Go there and make as many random comments as possible!

Three things...

She is real.

But then those posts will not count towards my NationStates post count. :(

Could I have my pants back?

Posts? What Posts?

Pants? What Pants?

Blog! And Crappy websites! http://theblueviper.tripod.com

nice.... i believe that your girlfrind is real...maybe someone should steall her pants.....i will comment on your site too.... mine is at xange and username zjm1000

Posts? What Posts?

Pants? What Pants?

Blog! And Crappy websites! http://theblueviper.tripod.com

I want my pants back! *throws temper tantrum*

... Please tell me your shirt goes at least down past your knees if you're at the computer without pants or underwear.

All I caught then was "lomg shirts, pants and cookies" all of which i will now steal!

*turns from SD*
whoa, nobody wants to see that. go find a plate or sumthing

All I caught then was "lomg shirts, pants and cookies" all of which i will now steal!

OMG!

I only have shoes on now! Damn it!

*runs away and hits all and flies to the ground unconcious and nude*

comment added

*grabs a towel and trowes it to SD*
have some descensy man.

*grabs a towel and trowes it to SD*
have some descensy man.

*wakes up*

*takes off towel*

*runs after Demonic Furbies in fit of rage*

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Comment noted.

And no towels are allowed in this thread. as for plates.

*steals shoes*

clothing is highly overrrated!

... Please tell me your shirt goes at least down past your knees if you're at the computer without pants or underwear.

It is called Role Playing. I am fully clothed in real life!

Whoa there SD
*sticks out a hand and catches top of head, stopping him in place*
just trying to help man.

Whoa there SD
*sticks out a hand and catches top of head, stopping him in place*
just trying to help man.

*walks alway and wiggles butt while walking*

Now where are my pants!

Whoa there SD
*sticks out a hand and catches top of head, stopping him in place*
just trying to help man.

*walks alway and wiggles butt while walking*

Now where are my pants!

*steps behind DF*

Not here... look over ....there *points over there*

blue viper hid your pants in that dodge viper that the one dude drove off in...they are probably in upstate montana by now.....so i hope thats where you live

*in one fluid mostion turns around, steals Blue Viper's pants and turns to face SD*

not sure if they're yours or not SD, but here's a pair

blue viper hid your pants in that dodge viper that the one dude drove off in...they are probably in upstate montana by now.....so i hope thats where you live

I guess I just have to be like this the whole time.

*sits down and orders a vodka*

*in one fluid mostion turns around, steals Blue Viper's pants and turns to face SD*

not sure if they're yours or not SD, but here's a pair

*throws them in fire*

We have no need for pants here.

blue viper hid your pants in that dodge viper that the one dude drove off in...they are probably in upstate montana by now.....so i hope thats where you live

Your wrong on all counts! I've been fully naked since January, my dear man. So you cannot steal my pants and put them in a fine beast of a car bound for a smelly american state

amen to no pants

there is nothing in upstate montanta to smell....its empty as all the people here are pantless

der. pardon the brief n00b moment. its been a long day. i supose those must have been my pants that i stole and threw to SD.
oh well.

blue viper hid your pants in that dodge viper that the one dude drove off in...they are probably in upstate montana by now.....so i hope thats where you live

I guess I just have to be like this the whole time.

*sits down and orders a vodka*

Drinking vodka without pants? Could there be anything sweeter?

Drinking vodka without pants? Could there be anything sweeter?

Being with my girlfriend. :(

And with clothing on! I know what you guys were thinking. Damn internet perverts!

most of the time you start out drinking vodka, and then lose your pants, not vice versa

most of the time you start out drinking vodka, and then lose your pants, not vice versa

"by george i think you've got it"

are you saying being with your girlfriend without pants is bad???

are you saying being with your girlfriend without pants is bad???

No.

I am just saying that being with her period is what I want!

are you saying being with your girlfriend without pants is bad???

No.

I am just saying that being with her period is what I want! i know how you feel....mine went on a thurs -weekend trip for school :cry:

are you saying being with your girlfriend without pants is bad???

No.

I am just saying that being with her period is what I want! i know how you feel....mine went on a thurs -weekend trip for school :cry:

*sigh* You will see her soon though! And being away from each other for an extended period of time can make your relationship very strong. Now that is not really an extended period of time, but I know my girlfriend and I will be apart for a while this summer. I am going to Germany for a month. It will be hard, but I know it will make our relationship even stronger than it is.

yeah i know....but i'd put on pants before going to germany

is it just me or did this thread just turn from fun to morning over the lack of gf's?

yeah i know....but i'd put on pants before going to germany

Obviously they will be on! What, do you think that I am stupid? (please do not answer that :( )

is it just me or did this thread just turn from fun to morning over the lack of gf's?

We both have girlfriends. It is just that we are not with them right now.

Where is BV?

And is it just me or is it cold in here? *looks down* Well, he thinks it is cold also...

nah i assumed you would wear pants to germany....but i was just messin with you.... and i'd never call you stupid....i dont know you...i'd just call you dumb

is it just me or did this thread just turn from fun to morning over the lack of gf's?

I know! damn you love sick chocolatey fools! This thread had been dedicated to stealing SD's pants! And Pant Stealing only!

I really can't do more than three things at once. damn these blog things!

is it just me or did this thread just turn from fun to morning over the lack of gf's?

I like your name, young one. I am here to bless you because of this.

In the name of Satan, I bless thee.

---oops---

long gone

*stamps foot*

I'm still here... in presence, not in mind!

I'm half in NS and half in my blog! Fools, they let me have a blog...*snickers*

Mmm... chocolate...

is it just me or did this thread just turn from fun to morning over the lack of gf's?

I like your name, young one. I am here to bless you because of this.

In the name of Satan, I bless thee.


sweet.

*stamps foot*

I'm still here... in presence, not in mind!

I'm half in NS and half in my blog! Fools, they let me have a blog...*snickers*

Mmm... chocolate... does that make you a girl then?

alrite, fun returns........ now!
*tags BV and starts running*

i was attempting a random comment for you....i was getting tired (1:43 am here) so im not thinking the best

http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=zjm1000
anyone who wants to post a random comment here may!

alrite, fun returns........ now!
*tags BV and starts running*

*thinks about running*

*thinks he needs support down there before he runs*

*stamps foot*

I'm still here... in presence, not in mind!

I'm half in NS and half in my blog! Fools, they let me have a blog...*snickers*

Mmm... chocolate... does that make you a girl then?

Yes, and what about that post made you think i was of the 'fairer' sex?

it wasnt that post....the one said where is bv, she stole all the pants.....so i was wondering

it wasnt that post....the one said where is bv, she stole all the pants.....so i was wondering

So we are all pantsless?! Do you guys have underwear?! Am I the only one nude?!

no, think the boxers when with her.

no....the underwar was swiped along with the pants

No, no. I only stole the pants. Would you like me to swipe your panties SD? I know somebody's mum who could use your underwear...

i thought SD went camo...

who's mum?

i thought SD went camo...

I am.

Viper, I am already completely nude.

i thought SD went camo...

I am.

Viper, I am already completely nude.
What? Then where the buggery are you knickers? Wendy wants knickers!

simple....search knickers on ebay...you will surely find some

simple....search knickers on ebay...you will surely find some

That depends if Sd has sold his knickers lately. I want SDs kickers... um... i mean Wendy wants SD's knickers....Phew, good save...

then Wendy can bloody well have mine
*stips down*
hope she doesnt mind boxers.

simple....search knickers on ebay...you will surely find some

That depends if Sd has sold his knickers lately. I want SDs kickers... um... i mean Wendy wants SD's knickers....Phew, good save...

Is Wendy you? I never knew your real name BV.

And no, no one can have my knickers!

it got empty in here all of a sudden.
*feels a breeze blow through and sees a tumble weed go by*

simple....search knickers on ebay...you will surely find some

That depends if Sd has sold his knickers lately. I want SDs kickers... um... i mean Wendy wants SD's knickers....Phew, good save...

Is Wendy you? I never knew your real name BV.

And no, no one can have my knickers!

And you'll have a hard time guessing it too, because I'm not a Wendy. Isn't Wendy the name Of Wally's Girlfriend?