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MormonGaytes

This is a much more fitting title for the general forum of late.
'I hate/love gays'
'Mormons suck/rule'

Post anything aside from these two topics here.

*changed the title, as is my want

Two views and it's nearly off the page, can't beat the enthralling debates going on in other threads.
*pours tea*

Anyone here reading a decent book at the moment? :wink:

Ahh, excellent.
Though I can't say I'm midway through anything specific at the moment, I have, in the past, read some qutie entertaining literature.
It isn't usually my genre of choice, but a novel by the name of 'Phantom' by Susan Kay kept me reading a few years back. It told the story of The Phantom of the Opera from birth.
Worth a look.
/capsule review

Dostoevsky 's Crime and Punishment. And it's quickly becoming one of my favourite books.

Mormons are on par with gays now? LOL what is going on here? :P

And is this a good thing or a bad thing?! lol

Hell on High is a good book :wink:

I'd recommend The Book of Mormon Another Testament of Jesus Christ. Its an intriguing read

The Book Of Mormon? I had a missionary come round my house and give me that.

Very Gory :twisted:

The Book Of Mormon? I had a missionary come round my house and give me that.

Very Gory :twisted:guys getting their arms cut off, a 10,000 man army getting slaughtered by 2000 teenagers... yeah, but it's cool :)

Please no espousing of religious beliefs in this thread, just tea and books.
*shares tea*

*Stewie from The Family Guy*
Dostoevsky, the mad Russian, good stuff, good stuff.

Whats the difference between a JW and a Sierra?



You can close a door on a JW.

Whats the difference between a JW and a Sierra?



You can close a door on a JW.

Guh?

The Book Of Mormon? I had a missionary come round my house and give me that.

Very Gory :twisted:I acutally have a copy around here someone. A Mormon was kind enough to give us a a copy when we were doing a tour of the new Temple they've constructed.

EDIT:

lol :lol:

Come on, no religion bashing either.
*threatens to withhold tea briefly*

Come on, no religion bashing either.
*threatens to withhold tea briefly**Throws lemon into Plastics eyes and steals tea*

Whats the difference between a JW and a Sierra?



You can close a door on a JW.

Guh?

JW - Jehovah's Witness

Sierre-JW A Car

*sips tea*

Come on, no religion bashing either.
*threatens to withhold tea briefly**Throws lemon into Plastics eyes and steals tea*

*Sneaks behind and hits with big club*

I'd like to post something along the lines of '*rubs eyes before slicing up lemon thrower*', however, it has just occurred to me that my online persona has neither eyes, nor the hands with which to rub them, so instead I shall remain unperturbed in my tea sipping.

*sips tea*
*looks in contempt*

Scone?

Raysia, if you're in here I want to discuss an RP opportunity.

Dave, if you're in here we're all going to Marty's after the thread.

Scone?With no cream? No jam? Good Lord man, be gone!

I have jam, but no cream.

Hmm I wonder if a serious discussion could occur.

Of course there's jam and cream, does this look like a cave to you?

We're in a cave, hmm wait this rock is Metamorphic.

Of course there's jam and cream, does this look like a cave to you?Do not insult me with your wish-wash*, On with it then.







*Sounds like an Old-English phrase.

You changed the title it confused me I was almost lost arrrgh.

*sips tea*

You changed the title it confused me I was almost lost arrrgh.

*sips tea*Indeed as was I

*Adds brandy to tea*

Yes, I am quite the wily one.
*wiles*
*sips tea*

A three man thread cannot survive though, both of you recruit a level of servants for yourselves, who, in time, will recruit a level beneath them and so on, until eventually we don't even have to sip our own tea anymore.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/schools/gcsebitesize/img/bi01010.gif
My pyramid.

Ah, I see.

*sips tea*

One could easily mistake this for a Pyramid Scheme.

*adds more brandy*

Indeed

*sips "tea"*

Pyramid scheme ha pish tosh

*hides wad of money*

*lights cigar*

Suring this trival conversation sha'nt last.

*sips tea*

Sir, I believe your pyramid may hold the key to our eventual triarchy.
If you'd care to construct a three dimensional model and resubmit, it would be to your benefit.

*sips cigar*

Oh pish posh it would.

*smokes tea*

You know as well as I do our triarchy descends from theocratic dancing.

*drinks chair*

I wondered what your handbag was for...

*raises his cup of tea*

A toast to mad Russians!

P.S. This is a much better topic title. Let gay mormons... pleasure themselves

I'd raise my cup, but you know, the arms thing.
It's hard enough to eat these scones...
*raises puzzling issue*

What perplexes me is the lack of full frontal nudity.

*sips tea*

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The new funny pyramid.

Clothes look silly on people without bodies.
Much like numbers, only with more achievability.

Tourist









Plan View

Ah, excuse me whilst I set fire to the room

*sips tea with one hand whilst using a blowtorch to set the drapes alight*

Excellent, the frame has been laid, now, to the low-brow establishments, speeches at the ready.

I'd raise my cup, but you know, the arms thing.
It's hard enough to eat these scones...
*raises puzzling issue*
Don't worry. The teacup sits on a flying saucer. They'll take off on their own in a little bit.

That's a load off, thought I was in some sort of epistemological dilemma there.
*manages to recline somehow*

[x]

*places down blowtorch*

Jolly good show

*sips tea*

I must compliment you on your enima.

*becomes engulfed in the flames from the drapes*

Most splendid

* makes more tea and less war and thumbs through thesaurus looking for "enima" *

It seems like many threads I am in end up alight. Although it's usually my fault.

*takes out match*

I assume it was 'enema', in which case:

1) If you are searching for another term for it, I suggest you look online, bound to be much more creative versions there, or you could just amalgamate two words, each more offensive than the last.
2) If you are incorrectly using your thesaurus in search of a definition, I suggest you don't search too hard.


Matches need oxygen to burn, of which here, there is none.
Help yourself to some scones though.

Is there other gas though, how did you get the scones to rise? How!?

*faints for lack of oxygen*

No physical trigger was necessary for the rising of the scones, they merely became aware of the possibility and achieved it sensibly.
I think they deserve our respect.

Ah your are forgetting that the rules of syntax, grammer and spelling are negating by the fact the room is ablaze, good sir.

*smouldering flesh begins to peel*

Indeed

*sips tea*

Great now someones going to build a temple to scones.


Um


Can I have a scone? Please.

I assume it was 'enema', in which case:

1) If you are searching for another term for it, I suggest you look online, bound to be much more creative versions there, or you could just amalgamate two words, each more offensive than the last.
2) If you are incorrectly using your thesaurus in search of a definition, I suggest you don't search too hard.


Matches need oxygen to burn, of which here, there is none.
Help yourself to some scones though.
...or perhaps enima = enema + enigma.

Self-actualising scones... Mmm...

The scones are everywhere, in all directions, help yourself at any time.

On the contrary, I'm afraid that the only things that exist here are syntax, spelling and grammar.

A Rubik's dodecahedron of possibilities in the search for enima.
*whistles Mozart*

Great now someones going to build a temple to scones.


Um


Can I have a scone? Please.ah, the fabled Temple of Scones....
http://www.chelmsfordtea.com/images/scones.jpg

The scones are everywhere, in all directions, help yourself at any time.

On the contrary, I'm afraid that the only things that exist here are syntax, spelling and grammar.
But aren't these concepts?

* feels materialistic and reaches out for a scone instead *

*whistles Also Spracht Zarathrustra as appropriate to the Temple of the Scones.

The scones are everywhere, in all directions, help yourself at any time.

On the contrary, I'm afraid that the only things that exist here are syntax, spelling and grammar.
But aren't these concepts?

* feels materialistic and reaches out for a scone instead *Inded, one could argue the only form of excistance is the thought of oneself

*sips tea*
*adds more brandy*

They are concepts, but the concept was inferred by an apparent reality, so while they may be a concept, they are not only a concept.

They are concepts, but the concept was inferred by an apparent reality, so while they may be a concept, they are not only a concept.*adds brandy*
But surely before they were reality they were concept. Therefore in essence they remain in concept, only becoming a physical embodyment of that siad concept and yet again concept by veiwing.

*sips tea*

"apparent reality" ? - its oll ay shamm, sez Rotovia :wink:

They are concepts, but the concept was inferred by an apparent reality, so while they may be a concept, they are not only a concept.*adds brandy*
But surely before they were reality they were concept. Therefore in essence they remain in concept, only becoming a physical embodyment of that siad concept and yet again concept by veiwing.

*sips tea*

What makes you say they were concept before reality?

They are concepts, but the concept was inferred by an apparent reality, so while they may be a concept, they are not only a concept.*adds brandy*
But surely before they were reality they were concept. Therefore in essence they remain in concept, only becoming a physical embodyment of that siad concept and yet again concept by veiwing.

*sips tea*

What makes you say they were concept before reality?
* dips chicken and egg in his tea *

They are concepts, but the concept was inferred by an apparent reality, so while they may be a concept, they are not only a concept.*adds brandy*
But surely before they were reality they were concept. Therefore in essence they remain in concept, only becoming a physical embodyment of that siad concept and yet again concept by veiwing.

*sips tea*

What makes you say they were concept before reality?Ah, you see before there was substance there was the concept. Though substance gives rise to concept, concept is the primary for substance.

*begins to seizure*

*chuckles*

All that aside, it is you who needs to prove it, as your concept scruple initiated the argument.

*sits up*

*sips tea*

I.................

*the room is silent*

No, that was it

They are concepts, but the concept was inferred by an apparent reality, so while they may be a concept, they are not only a concept.*adds brandy*
But surely before they were reality they were concept. Therefore in essence they remain in concept, only becoming a physical embodyment of that siad concept and yet again concept by veiwing.

*sips tea*

What makes you say they were concept before reality?Ah, you see before there was substance there was the concept. Though substance gives rise to concept, concept is the primary for substance.

*begins to seizure*

It is hardly quite as clear-cut. Rules of grammar codify existing usage and in turn influence usage.

Just noticed the Temple of Scones!

* prostrates before the craven image *

Ah, but we scared of Modern Artist Enerica :shock:

* stares intently at the crack in the tea-cup *

Ha ha see the scones now have a temple, I was right.


Someone top up my glass of oxygen.

*exists*
*In theory.*

Aha, he/she is back, hungry for oxygen and scones, cocaine and gin.

*slips in and out of dimension*

*x-files tune*

So where are the scones?

Why don't you ask them?
They're right there after all...
*tries to point*

* hands Enerica a scone and a steaming cup of liquid oxygen *

* Bids the good company adieu until tomorrow. In theory. *

Merci

Bye

*drinks*