14-04-2004, 00:42
Imagine this situation: You are having your birthday party. You invite five close friends and four are able to come. Eventually parents start showing up. The two girls are the first to leave. Then you are left with your two best guy friends. One lives across the street, and the other's mom didn't ever leave to begin with. Both guys have come out to you as bisexual, but in both cases, only you, so each thinks the other is straight. One likes the other. You like both of them, but for various reasons you know you're not going to be with either anytime soon. They suggest and plan a sleepover across the street.
Imagine that. Now know that that happened for me on Friday 4/9. I thought it was SO F*CKING HILARIOUS. And they didn't know why I was laughing so hard. Here the story continues as it happened for me:
The next morning, they try to call you but you give them the busy tone because you're just leaving your house to spend the weekend 55 miles south of home at your other bio-parent's home. Later in the afternoon you call back, but nobody answers, so you call the second guy. "Tell me EVERYTHING, even though I'll likely hear it over again" you exclaim. He says he can't tell you, and when you ask why, he says "I just can't." A couple hours later you call the first guy again, and find that he won't tell you anything either. You keep calling back and being called back over the weekend, and finally it unwraps that they have some secret they're not telling you, and they both want to be there in person when they reveal. You're irritated, but respect the game they're playing with you, since you're usually the one keeping secrets and it's only fair that you not know something - especially since they're promising to tell you after the weekend.
What do you think the Secret is? I didn't know at this point - had a sneaking suspicion, which turned out to be right, but I didn't actually think it was possible. Are you as clueless as I was? Read the last:
Finally, on Monday, they taunt you all morning. At lunch, you meet and go to Starbucks together. You order your coffee, and finally when you have your drinks they break the news: They're a couple. Later you hear the details, but for now, you're just stunned.
Imagine that. Now know that that happened for me on Friday 4/9. I thought it was SO F*CKING HILARIOUS. And they didn't know why I was laughing so hard. Here the story continues as it happened for me:
The next morning, they try to call you but you give them the busy tone because you're just leaving your house to spend the weekend 55 miles south of home at your other bio-parent's home. Later in the afternoon you call back, but nobody answers, so you call the second guy. "Tell me EVERYTHING, even though I'll likely hear it over again" you exclaim. He says he can't tell you, and when you ask why, he says "I just can't." A couple hours later you call the first guy again, and find that he won't tell you anything either. You keep calling back and being called back over the weekend, and finally it unwraps that they have some secret they're not telling you, and they both want to be there in person when they reveal. You're irritated, but respect the game they're playing with you, since you're usually the one keeping secrets and it's only fair that you not know something - especially since they're promising to tell you after the weekend.
What do you think the Secret is? I didn't know at this point - had a sneaking suspicion, which turned out to be right, but I didn't actually think it was possible. Are you as clueless as I was? Read the last:
Finally, on Monday, they taunt you all morning. At lunch, you meet and go to Starbucks together. You order your coffee, and finally when you have your drinks they break the news: They're a couple. Later you hear the details, but for now, you're just stunned.