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Help the 10 Commandments Judge get elected for president!

Kahta
13-04-2004, 21:04
http://www.thepetitionsite.com/takeaction/256752439?ts=1081886058&sign[partnerID]=1&sign[memberID]=281270429&sign[partner_userID]=281270429


There are three constituencies that are at the core of Bush's hopes for election: The Ultra-Rich, the Stupid, and the Religious Right.

Unfortunately, there aren't enough millionaires to ensure his victory in the upcoming election, but, fortunately, there are plenty of stupid couch-potatoes that will march steadilly forth from their television sets to cast their vote for ol' George.

Unfortunately, one can count on half of the stupid to be distracted by something shiny en route to the voting booth, and thus will never make it far enough to actually cast their ballots.

This leaves Bush with one core constituency to count on- the five million or so religious protestant Bible thumpers than have been testing the limits of generational inbreeding in the red states. These folks have a blind adulation for Bush Jr that just boggles the mind.

Never mind that while Bush pays lip service to his supposedly "Christian" beliefs, and then turns around and acts in a way that would make Christ Himself wanna toss his cookies- such details don't matter to these folks, who have raised hypocrisy from a subterfuge to a way of life.

However, as far-right as Bush's agenda has been, it isn't right ENOUGH for these nutjobs. They're wondering why Ole Goerge hasn't issued an executive order banning abortions nationwide, abolished the Dollar, and made Christianity the state religion of the USA. A schism is starting to develop amongst the religious right- a schism that started when Bush didn't intervene on behalf of former Alabama Supreme Court Justice Roy Moore, when he was kicked off the court for refusing to remove a Ten Commandment monument from the Alabama court building.

Long story short- Roy Moore has become a cult figure amongst the religious right of America (pardon the pun.) The Consitution party is considering having him run as their candidate for president.

Moore has the potential of being the right-wing answer to Nader- a Candidate that will siphon off votes from Bush in the hertland of the religious right- enough votes to tilt the balance, in some rural counties. This can only be a good thing.

So, I urge everyone out there to sign this petition, urging Ex-Justice Moore to run for president.


http://www.thepetitionsite.com/takeaction/256752439?ts=1081886058&sign[partnerID]=1&sign[memberID]=281270429&sign[partner_userID]=281270429
Gods Bowels
13-04-2004, 21:12
hahahahah!


Loved this: There are three constituencies that are at the core of Bush's hopes for election: The Ultra-Rich, the Stupid, and the Religious Right.
Berkylvania
13-04-2004, 21:23
HA!

Of course, I would also have been okay with Roger Moore of James Bond 007 fame running for President. Although, I have to say, I think Sean Connery would do it better...
Berkylvania
13-04-2004, 21:24
HA!

Of course, I would also have been okay with Roger Moore of James Bond 007 fame running for President. Although, I have to say, I think Sean Connery would do it better...
Incertonia
13-04-2004, 22:07
Oh pleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease let him run for President on the Constitution Party platform.

I figure that every penny Bush has to spend in Alabama, Mississippi and Georgia and the like shoring up support that Moore bleeds off from Bush's base is a penny he can't spend in a swing state.

And in a best case scenario, Moore gets enough support to demand a speaking slot at the Republican convention like Pat Buchanan in 1992.
Collaboration
14-04-2004, 00:30
Maybe he can balance out dumb old Ralph.
Collaboration
14-04-2004, 00:36
Maybe he can balance out dumb old Ralph.
Kahta
14-04-2004, 01:22
bump
Spoffin
14-04-2004, 02:10
I'm number 738 and today, I live in Louisiana
14-04-2004, 03:05
Jim for pres.. I will appreciate the write-in.


Jim
14-04-2004, 03:13
that's funny.
Mentholyptus
14-04-2004, 03:15
Love the idea. It would be hilarious as well as politically useful to have another psychotic rightie running in '04. Good news, btw: Nader probably won't get enough support to be on the ballot!
Soviet Haaregrad
14-04-2004, 03:30
Maybe we can make Nader and Moore fight it out to be the spoiler?
Kahta
16-04-2004, 20:18
Love the idea. It would be hilarious as well as politically useful to have another psychotic rightie running in '04. Good news, btw: Nader probably won't get enough support to be on the ballot!

The GOP is trying to get him on the ballot
http://www.the-hamster.com/mtype/archives/000746.html
Kahta
16-04-2004, 20:19
Maybe we can make Nader and Moore fight it out to be the spoiler?

lol I think its going to be moore, IF he can get on the ballot.
16-04-2004, 20:25
Although, I have to say, I think Sean Connery would do it better...

"I certainly hope that Now you're on the job we're going to have some Gratuitious Sex and violence" :wink:

Someone signed the petition Alfred E Newman :D
Kahta
17-04-2004, 21:00
bump
Kahta
21-04-2004, 16:32
bump
Kahta
27-04-2004, 19:47
bump
Stephistan
27-04-2004, 19:49
Funny thread.. I recall when you first posted it.

Sadly this is what we call grave-digging..

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