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Dr, there's nowhere to drink in this Forum any more - whenever one gets used to a place on Forum 7 some bugger burns it down! :shock: :wink: http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/otn/tongue/1zdead.gif

*lights match*

Try forum 7 again and install sprinklers.

P.S. Drinking is bad.

AAaaarrgghhh!
*runs off screaming*

You're not old enough to drink!

I am! Sorry I saw this thread and couldn't resist!
Anyone got some vodka?

um...

not anymore. *hic*

does NS have an drinking age limit? i quite fancy a glass of wine

Go for it!

I found the vodka! I'm gonna make me a cocktail!
Anyone else?

You're not old enough to drink!

says who? :x

I'd love one - a Molotov Cocktail w extra petrol please!

You're not old enough to drink!

says who? :x

I'd love one - a Molotov Cocktail w extra petrol please!

Go for it!

I found the vodka! I'm gonna make me a cocktail!
Anyone else?


go on then, why not

Sorry I haven't got any petrol, will a Sex on the Beach do instead?
I'm good at making them :wink:

Enodia started an interesting club on the UN forum where the main pastimes are inebriation, gossip, and twister...

i've always wanted to try a sex on the beach, may i have one?

Yeah sure, here you go.

(its vodka, archers, orange juice and grenaldine (although cranberry juice'll do if you can't find any grenaldine))!!

Go for it!

I found the vodka! I'm gonna make me a cocktail!
Anyone else?

Add a shot or two of Jagermeister to that Stoli :P and I'm in! :twisted:

thanks, don't let me drink too much though, i might get myself in trouble

I still have the match.

Slight highjack :-

What is the highest age for legal drinking in the world? Discounting countres that don't allow it.

I still have the match.

Slight highjack :-

What is the highest age for legal drinking in the world? Discounting countres that don't allow it.

I think its 21 isn't it?

Sorry I haven't got any petrol, will a Sex on the Beach do instead?
I'm good at making them :wink:
ok that'll do me, but not on the rocks
...
beach / rocks ... geddit?
...
*sighs*

Where all the alcoholics be??? ...This place's too full of granola-chewing pinkos and milk-sipping Mormons :lol:
Oh well, I'll have a Long Island, please.

Sorry I haven't got any petrol, will a Sex on the Beach do instead?
I'm good at making them :wink:
ok that'll do me, but not on the rocks
...
beach / rocks ... geddit?
...
*sighs*

*thinks about laughing*

*doesn't* :P

Sorry I haven't got any petrol, will a Sex on the Beach do instead?
I'm good at making them :wink:
ok that'll do me, but not on the rocks
...
beach / rocks ... geddit?
...
*sighs*

*thinks about laughing*

*doesn't* :P
well one has to try doesn't one.
*sighs again*
"I'll just stick my head in a bucket of water,shall I ... I have one ready..."

Get me a white russian please, and be generous with the vodka! :)

Bombay Sapphire Martini. Straight up. Very dry. A little dirty. Chill both glass and shaker. Use exactly four ice cubes. Shake exactly eight times. Three olives. I'll know if you don't follow any of these steps and I'll send it back.

(Bartenders and waitstaff hate me...with good reason.)

Bombay Sapphire Martini. Straight up. Very dry. A little dirty. Chill both glass and shaker. Use exactly four ice cubes. Shake exactly eight times. Three olives. I'll know if you don't follow any of these steps and I'll send it back.

(Bartenders and waitstaff hate me...with good reason.)

I think I shall hate you already! :wink: :) what r u James Bond or smthg 8)

Bombay Sapphire Martini. Straight up. Very dry. A little dirty. Chill both glass and shaker. Use exactly four ice cubes. Shake exactly eight times. Three olives. I'll know if you don't follow any of these steps and I'll send it back.

(Bartenders and waitstaff hate me...with good reason.)

I think I shall hate you already! :wink: :) what r u James Bond or smthg 8)

Heh, nope, just a simple man with very specific tastes. Life is too short for bad martinis. 8)