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Which cowboy should we send after Osama bin Laden?

Love Poetry
11-04-2004, 23:34
Why stop at cartoon characters? Pretty soon, it'll be like old-time Saturday mornings, down at the nickel theater! I prefer Clint Eastwood's and Sergio Leone's spaghetti Westerns. ~ Michael
11-04-2004, 23:47
Yeah, send out Lee Van Cleef and Clint Eastwood. That should do the trick. "One from the inside..."
Superpower07
12-04-2004, 00:19
How bout sending Cowboby Bepop after them? :lol:
Esselldee
12-04-2004, 00:33
Send the sheriff!
http://www.augustachronicle.com/images/headlines/082203/10488_512.jpg
12-04-2004, 01:19
I say send Clint. Maybe Johnny Guitar too.
Ernst_Rohm
12-04-2004, 01:25
This cowboy


http://www.retrocrush.com/archive2003/vp/cowboy.jpg


http://www.retrocrush.com/archive2003/vp/cowboy3.jpg
Jordaxia
12-04-2004, 01:28
Yeah, send Bebop. I seen the movie of that recently, if the series is like that, then it's great! Gotta love Ed.
QahJoh
12-04-2004, 01:31
Send Gene Wilder and his sidekick.

http://apartment42.com/images/fk2_de.jpg
The Crazy Karate Guy
12-04-2004, 01:54
How bout sending Cowboby Bepop after them? :lol:

hehehe who though? Jet or Spike or the actual cowboy guy from one of the episodes?...or maybe the dog...
Johnistan
12-04-2004, 01:56
Spike would have some crazy adventures involving Afghani warlords.
Mentholyptus
12-04-2004, 01:56
Vote for Bush!!! Then he can go see actual combat somewhere, and hopefully die!
Jordaxia
12-04-2004, 01:57
The whole crew.
Eridanus
12-04-2004, 02:02
ME! I'll hunt him down and make him so sorry!

http://www.home.pages.at/christinawerdecker/images/fun/cowboy.jpg
Xanthal
12-04-2004, 02:04
What about Spike Speigel?
Colodia
12-04-2004, 02:05
I can see the Bebop hunting down Osama

and then killing him... :tantrum: THEY'D BE KINGS IF ONLY THEY KEPT ALL THEIR BOUNTIES ALIVE!
Nimzonia
12-04-2004, 02:05
If Dubya went mano a mano with Osama, then I'd have some respect for him.
Mentholyptus
12-04-2004, 02:07
If Dubya went mano a mano with Osama, then I'd have some respect for him.

So would I. If we ever capture him, they should do a cage-fighting match and put it on Pay-Per-View!
Fort Liberty
12-04-2004, 02:16
Eridanus, that picture is PRICELESS! :lol: Although, I hope you're not volunteering to analy rape him, are you? :shock:
Fort Liberty
12-04-2004, 02:24
Ernst Rohm, you're effing sick. There's no place for faggots in War!
QahJoh
12-04-2004, 02:27
Ernst Rohm, you're effing sick. There's no place for faggots in War!

To quote Chris Rock:

"Let 'em fight! Let 'em fight! Cause I ain't fighting. I don't care if I see a Russian tank on Flatbush Avenue ... I ain't fighting."

Also:

"I ain't fighting shit...so call me a faggot. I'll be a faggot with two legs..."
Soviet Haaregrad
12-04-2004, 02:34
Ernst Rohm, you're effing sick. There's no place for faggots in War!

Just STFU. Seriously, no one wants to hear your idiotic, homophobia. Gay people could be just as good of soldiers as anyone else.
Fort Liberty
12-04-2004, 02:36
Ernst Rohm, you're effing sick. There's no place for faggots in War!

To quote Chris Rock:

"Let 'em fight! Let 'em fight! Cause I ain't fighting. I don't care if I see a Russian tank on Flatbush Avenue ... I ain't fighting."

Also:

"I ain't fighting shit...so call me a faggot. I'll be a faggot with two legs..."

Chris Rock is a total pussy. He'll be a faggot with two legs, no balls, no principles, no integrity, and no God Damn respect!
Fort Liberty
12-04-2004, 02:39
Ernst Rohm, you're effing sick. There's no place for faggots in War!

Just STFU. Seriously, no one wants to hear your idiotic, homophobia. Gay people could be just as good of soldiers as anyone else.

You're right, I apologize. I didn't mean to offend all you homosexuals in here.
Fort Liberty
12-04-2004, 02:49
Q: Which cowboy should we send after Osama?


A: I say we clone Reagan while we still have a chance and keep 'em for the future.
Soviet Haaregrad
12-04-2004, 02:58
Ernst Rohm, you're effing sick. There's no place for faggots in War!

Just STFU. Seriously, no one wants to hear your idiotic, homophobia. Gay people could be just as good of soldiers as anyone else.

You're right, I apologize. I didn't mean to offend all you homosexuals in here.

:roll:

Because anyone who sticks up for gays is obviously a homosexual...
Fort Liberty
12-04-2004, 03:29
Ernst Rohm, you're effing sick. There's no place for faggots in War!

Just STFU. Seriously, no one wants to hear your idiotic, homophobia. Gay people could be just as good of soldiers as anyone else.

You're right, I apologize. I didn't mean to offend all you homosexuals in here.

:roll:

Because anyone who sticks up for gays is obviously a homosexual...

Oh No! Not at all!

Heterosexuality is the disease. Dry anal rape is the cure.
Eridanus
12-04-2004, 04:04
Eridanus, that picture is PRICELESS! :lol: Although, I hope you're not volunteering to analy rape him, are you? :shock:

Oh no I'm not. The guy with the cactus for a dick is. Jeez, some people...
Soviet Haaregrad
12-04-2004, 04:54
Ernst Rohm, you're effing sick. There's no place for faggots in War!

Just STFU. Seriously, no one wants to hear your idiotic, homophobia. Gay people could be just as good of soldiers as anyone else.

You're right, I apologize. I didn't mean to offend all you homosexuals in here.

:roll:

Because anyone who sticks up for gays is obviously a homosexual...


Oh No! Not at all!

Heterosexuality is the disease. Dry anal rape is the cure.
*suggests suicide in a comicaly violent way*
Eridanus
12-04-2004, 04:56
Ernst Rohm, you're effing sick. There's no place for faggots in War!

Just STFU. Seriously, no one wants to hear your idiotic, homophobia. Gay people could be just as good of soldiers as anyone else.

You're right, I apologize. I didn't mean to offend all you homosexuals in here.

:roll:

Because anyone who sticks up for gays is obviously a homosexual...


Oh No! Not at all!

Heterosexuality is the disease. Dry anal rape is the cure.
Do society a favour and stab yourself in the face with a fork until you die.

Hey hey hey, calm down y'all. You're both entitled to your opinion, but you don't need to get the thread locked in the process of expressing it.
QahJoh
12-04-2004, 05:23
Ernst Rohm, you're effing sick. There's no place for faggots in War!

To quote Chris Rock:

"Let 'em fight! Let 'em fight! Cause I ain't fighting. I don't care if I see a Russian tank on Flatbush Avenue ... I ain't fighting."

Also:

"I ain't fighting shit...so call me a faggot. I'll be a faggot with two legs..."

Chris Rock is a total pussy. He'll be a faggot with two legs, no balls, no principles, no integrity, and no God Damn respect!

Between you and him, guess who I respect more.

Go on... guess.
Tuesday Heights
12-04-2004, 05:23
Send Bush, and get him out of the White House early!
Soviet Haaregrad
12-04-2004, 05:23
Hey hey hey, calm down y'all. You're both entitled to your opinion, but you don't need to get the thread locked in the process of expressing it.

True, sorry. I'll fix that, mind getting it out of your quote?
QahJoh
12-04-2004, 05:25
Hey hey hey, calm down y'all. You're both entitled to your opinion, but you don't need to get the thread locked in the process of expressing it.

True, sorry. I'll fix that, mind getting it out of your quote?

I think you could have left the specific action in, just as long as you trimmed off the "until you die" bit.

But then again, I'm not a mod.
Soviet Haaregrad
12-04-2004, 05:28
Hey hey hey, calm down y'all. You're both entitled to your opinion, but you don't need to get the thread locked in the process of expressing it.

True, sorry. I'll fix that, mind getting it out of your quote?

I think you could have left the specific action in, just as long as you trimmed off the "until you die" bit.

But then again, I'm not a mod.

I've said it before with no complaints. I think what matters most is how other people take it. I wouldn't of said it if Fort Liberty didn't seem like a soon to be spammer who'll be outta here in a week or two.
Fort Liberty
12-04-2004, 20:21
Hey hey hey, calm down y'all. You're both entitled to your opinion, but you don't need to get the thread locked in the process of expressing it.

True, sorry. I'll fix that, mind getting it out of your quote?

I think you could have left the specific action in, just as long as you trimmed off the "until you die" bit.

But then again, I'm not a mod.

I've said it before with no complaints. I think what matters most is how other people take it. I wouldn't of said it if Fort Liberty didn't seem like a soon to be spammer who'll be outta here in a week or two.

I ain't going nowhere! :twisted: