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Happy Zombie Jesus Day!

The Katholik Kingdom
11-04-2004, 18:52
Well, think about it.

He came [i]Back From the Dead![i]

And he brought his evil little bunny rabbit too!

Question of the day: If The Passion is so accurate, why is Jesus white?
Eridanus
11-04-2004, 18:54
Good question. For that matter, why is almost everyone in the movie white? I think it has t odo with the fact that Mel Gibson is a Nazi at heart.
11-04-2004, 18:56
Yeah he did return from the dead. Next time we need to get the job done right. And Jesus is apparently of all races so white is as good as any color.

Plus mel gibson is white and this is just a movie about him using jesus as a vehicle.

Jim
The Katholik Kingdom
11-04-2004, 18:56
Good question. For that matter, why is almost everyone in the movie white? I think it has t odo with the fact that Mel Gibson is a Nazi at heart.

lol. That reminds me, anyone else seen the trailer for the web movie "Jesus Chainsaw Massacre" It's priceless!
Japaica
11-04-2004, 18:59
Damn evil bunny rabbit. :evil:

Why is it the easter "bunny"? Why not the easter toad or the easter snail?
The Katholik Kingdom
11-04-2004, 19:10
Damn evil bunny rabbit. :evil:

Why is it the easter "bunny"? Why not the easter toad or the easter snail?

Check out today's Non Sequiter in the comics section.

we need to go after the d amnish celibrities
11-04-2004, 19:15
Damn evil bunny rabbit. :evil:

Why is it the easter "bunny"? Why not the easter toad or the easter snail?

Considering that this is a spring/rebirth/reproduction festival (wait until you realize what the maypole represents) and Bunnies are well known for their reproductive capabilities, AND no one want to think of toads and snails having "relations" then the answer is obvious.

Plus Evil has to be cute.

Jim
Vagari
11-04-2004, 19:29
... no one wants to think of toads and snails having "relations"

I think some slugs are having "relations" behind my washing machine, but I really don't want to move it and have a look...
The Katholik Kingdom
11-04-2004, 19:32
... no one wants to think of toads and snails having "relations"

I think some slugs are having "relations" behind my washing machine, but I really don't want to move it and have a look...

Ooh, ooh, I do! Lemme see!

*watches intently*
11-04-2004, 19:33
... no one wants to think of toads and snails having "relations"

I think some slugs are having "relations" behind my washing machine, but I really don't want to move it and have a look...

Ooh, ooh, I do! Lemme see!

*watches intently*

I hope they are being quiet about it. :lol:

Jim
Arkanstan
11-04-2004, 19:36
Yeah he did return from the dead. Next time we need to get the job done right. And Jesus is apparently of all races so white is as good as any color.

Plus mel gibson is white and this is just a movie about him using jesus as a vehicle.

Jim
Yea but if he was a combo meal of all the races wouldn't that make his skin black?
The Katholik Kingdom
11-04-2004, 19:36
That's the great thing about being a slug. You never need any 'lube!

Oops, I'm being to salty. The slugs are melting.
New Genoa
11-04-2004, 19:39
Question of the day: If The Passion is so accurate, why is Jesus white?

and why do the romans speak latin? didn't the eastern half of the empire speak greek?
11-04-2004, 19:41
That's the great thing about being a slug. You never need any 'lube!

Oops, I'm being to salty. The slugs are melting.

Did someone say salty?

http://www.livejournal.com/~theteague/8200.html?page=1
Arkanstan
11-04-2004, 19:50
They spoke Aramaic or however the hell you spell it, not latin
Free Soviets
11-04-2004, 21:26
brains...
Kurai Nami
11-04-2004, 21:47
Damn evil bunny rabbit. :evil:

Why is it the easter "bunny"? Why not the easter toad or the easter snail?

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