Happy Easter kids!
Eridanus
11-04-2004, 09:07
Easter is the day that Jesus was resurrected, and turned into the Easter Bunny....right?
The Atheists Reality
11-04-2004, 09:08
*dons his flame-retardent suit*
Eridanus
11-04-2004, 09:10
Who came up with the colored eggs then? :?
Who came up with the colored eggs then? :?
Do I dare go here?
The Atheists Reality
11-04-2004, 09:12
go on :twisted:
Any Greeks out there? :wink:
I think we invented the Egg tradition, with the games and all. 8)
Don't quote me on that though.
No no. The Easter Bunny was Jesus! Jesus was his resurrected form! He resurrected again and I shot him 2 years ago.
Any Greeks out there? :wink:
I think we invented the Egg tradition, with the games and all. 8)
Don't quote me on that though.
No no. The Easter Bunny was Jesus! Jesus was his resurrected form! He resurrected again and I shot him 2 years ago.
Sweeet. Did he bleed chocolate?
Moozimoo
11-04-2004, 09:14
the eggs represent the stone that was in front of Jesus' tomb, which hatched into a giant chick and moved the stone out of the way, so jesus could get out :lol:
the eggs represent the stone that was in front of Jesus' tomb, which hatched into a giant chick and moved the stone out of the way, so jesus could get out :lol:
so everyone decided to hide the eggs. But the little devil's children seek them out
uhh...
No no. The Easter Bunny was Jesus! Jesus was his resurrected form! He resurrected again and I shot him 2 years ago.
Sweeet. Did he bleed chocolate?
he bled pain anger and sorrow
which is chocolate in it's emotional form
No no. The Easter Bunny was Jesus! Jesus was his resurrected form! He resurrected again and I shot him 2 years ago.
Sweeet. Did he bleed chocolate?
This even offends me.
Jim
Ceasaria
11-04-2004, 09:16
No, Emperor Tiberius came up with the painted eggs. A random egg turned red as proof of the miracle in his palace!
Eridanus
11-04-2004, 09:16
No no. The Easter Bunny was Jesus! Jesus was his resurrected form! He resurrected again and I shot him 2 years ago.
Sweeet. Did he bleed chocolate?
HAHAH! No, he bled carmal. THe sappy freak has made us think he bled chocolate for along time now.
Celebrating the 'death' of Jesus and the waking from his coma....
Collaboration
11-04-2004, 09:20
What are bunnies well known for? **** like a bunny?
Where do eggs come from? Exactly?
The original Easter was pre-Christian and it was all about SEX!. Kids get candy because they're not ready for anything stronger.
Christians need a new holiday without the trappings.
This morning, in two hours, I will stand at the shores of a misty half-frozen lake and sing songs of praise with my friends.
We have chocobunnies later, but at least our priorities are straight.
What are bunnies well known for? **** like a bunny?
Where do eggs come from? Exactly?
The original Easter was pre-Christian and it was all about SEX!. Kids get candy because they're not ready for anything stronger.
Christians need a new holiday without the trappings.
This morning, in two hours, I will stand at the shores of a misty half-frozen lake and sing songs of praise with my friends.
We have chocobunnies later, but at least our priorities are straight.
Now even I am saying: get some sleep.
Jim
Eridanus
11-04-2004, 09:26
What are bunnies well known for? **** like a bunny?
Where do eggs come from? Exactly?
The original Easter was pre-Christian and it was all about SEX!. Kids get candy because they're not ready for anything stronger.
Christians need a new holiday without the trappings.
This morning, in two hours, I will stand at the shores of a misty half-frozen lake and sing songs of praise with my friends.
We have chocobunnies later, but at least our priorities are straight.
That's interesting! THen will you screw on the shores of the lake to keep with tradition?