NationStates Jolt Archive

Okay, I admit it. I've watched a lot of cartoons in my lifetime. ~ Michael.

Mojo-Jojo, for no other reason than the turban. Seriously.

:shock: Wow!! those poll results really say something! Maybe I read to much into this. I'm going to step back and rethink some of the cartoons I have watched.

Osama == Mojojo, except its more accurately mojojo > osama. Osama is a bad characature of Mojo-jojo.

Mojo-Jojo, for no other reason than the turban. Seriously. its not a turban its a helmet.

if osama were a super-villan i suspect he would spend all his time building a giant airplane to crash into buildings

lol mojo jojo for the turban/helmet..w/e it looks like a turban

I find much of real life can be reflected in cartoons. I recalled the other day an episode of the cartoon Bravestarr. (Does anyone remember that cartoon? It was the Native American/African-American version of He-Man and She-Ra.) In the episode, Bravestarr was missing, and his sidekick, a dual quadruped and biped robothorse named Thirty-Thirty, thought he had been kidnapped by the archvillains. So Thirty-Thirty took his double-barrel laser shotgun, went to the enemy's base, and singlehandedly blew the compound to smithereens. An underboss of the crime ring was cowering and pleading with Thirty-Thirty that he had not kidnapped Bravestarr, but Thirty-Thirty kept blasting until Bravestarr showed up safe and sound. Then Bravestarr, who was the sheriff of the entire planet, lectured Thirty-Thirty about needing proof before pursuing criminals.

How stupid is that?!?

In real life, how many outstanding warrants would that underboss have on his head? Plenty! Of course, there was no death in the cartoon series, but in real life, there would be plenty of robberies, drug peddling, and murders on the crime ring's rap sheet. And considering their ample firepower, it would constitute a domestic terrorist group worthy of calling out the National Guard. I would have applauded Thirty-Thirty's unilateralism in dismantling the terrorists' base camp, wouldn't you? ~ Michael.

Mojo has a turban over his helmet. I guess it's to shield him extra from all the radiation that must be emitted by his incredibly awesome massive laser.

Osama's Theme Song:

whos that, now get out of here
you fool get the fuck out
uhh huh you ready?

you goddamn better believe it

then take your drawers off and work your legs
open your ass up like a keg
let me tap it, I must have it ooh
furry fool you are mine
ill drink your ass like wine
and when semen pours all over your head
you know you must be dead

skeletor i know you groove and shake it so damn good
and when you come on though my hood ill give you a piece of wood

you furry fool I know and i will not disagree
but theres one thing we dont like and starts with He
man, oh no i dont know which way to run or turn

dont worry skeletor your pants on fire my cock will burn
my cocks on fire for more dick...you know skeletor

yes, my head is so damn thick like yours
no brain inside, just a lot of fucking fur
and if i rip it off you'd find a boy and call him her right?

no skeletor thats not what i would do
i would bend you over and shoot chocolate goo..in your asshole
let me lie

let me tell the truth

now who are you?

i dont know

lets break it true, now shake your ass come on beastman
shake your furry fur off

i cant its made of fur
bitch well then whack me off

grab your hairy palms

hairy hairy indeed
there hairy as fuck, rake some leaves
aww whatever you need
now im drunk, we'll be in jail

but ill rape you master

it never fails
hes always got my ass on his mind and its so in fact
and when he waxes me, he waxes all night long and that is that
now beastman, beastman what do you know about taking off your clothes?
your just a slut from down below in castle greyskull

aww skeletor i shaved my legs for you tonight
and if you see my cock i hope you go and bite
skeletor you made me do some coke
im up all night and its no joke

furry fool breakdance, take off your furry pants
take off your high heels and put them in your ass
now somebody is tip toeing and someone just came in
and someones pretty fat, beastmans pretty thin

ive got aids, beastman aids, and ill spread it into every good boy and girl today
watch me give you cumstains in your fucking drawers

beastman watch your mouth we dont need that language anymore

come on skeletor dont you want to see me work it now

beastman show them how your gonna get my ass and plow
now stick your cock inside like rake yohn fucking said

that faggot fuckin douche bag only knows how to give head
two men in bed his face is getting red
ahhhh listen everything i fucking said

beastman do you know how