UncleBob
11-04-2004, 05:15
I kicked Saddam out of Kuwait
in 1991
and I cried on 911
I ain't no superhero and I ain't God
For all my high and mightyness
I still haven't figured out
how to get those mountains to move
I'm just an ordinary man.
A thousand years ago
I was confused at the crossroads of the world
by a strange new religion
And a thousand years later,
I sailed the ocean blue
only to find the world was round
I faced torture just to look for truth
and I left my freinds and family behind
to start all over in the new world
I ain't no superhero, I ain't God and I ain't the President of the
United States,
For all my high and mightiness
I haven't figured out how
to make those mountains move
I like to watch the NBA and listen Garth Brooks
I am just an ordinary man
I went to the holy land
to have a crusade
I freed the slaves
and I stole the indians land
I learned how to fly
and I kicked Hitler's ass
I took the power of the atom
and I threw my voice around the world
I flew to the moon
and I planted our flag on Iwo Jima
I lost a leg to the Viet Cong
I was taken hostage in Iran
and I was a Reagan Democrat
I ain't no superhero, I ain't God and I ain't the
President of the United States
I like watching the NBA and WWE
I like listening to Leann Rimes and Eminem.
I bag your groceries, I coach your kids
I make your car and I fill your gas
For all my high and mightiness
I still haven't figured out how to make those mountains move
I lost a leg in Veitnam,
and I was blown to peices in Lebanon
I kicked Saddam out Kuwait in 1991
and I cried on 911
The Americans came and killed my parents with their bombs
My body was mutilated and burned
but I made the terrorists pay
I ate chicken in asia and I got sick
I like to party
and I vote every election
I'm a christian, I'm a muslim
I don't go to church except on Easter Sunday
I dream and I bleed
I'm not Mr. Perfect but I keep every promise I make
If your in trouble, I will be there to give you a hand
when you least expect it
I like rock and roll, I like country, and I like to rap
I live in Los Angeles, I live in New York, and I live London
And I commute to work and I go to school
I like girls
cause its in God's law
I have dreams and I bleed
I like to watch NBA and WWE
I like to listen to Leann Rimes and Eminem
I lost my leg in Vietnam
and I was blown away in Lebanon
I kicked Saddam out of Kuwait in 1991
and I cried on 911
for all my high and mightiness
I still havn't figured out how to get those mountains to move
I'm just an ordinary man.
I'm a son
I'm a father
I'm brother
I'm a husban
I'm your friend
I bag your groceries
I fix your car
I keep you safe from criminals
I put out the fires
I coach your children
I write and I debate
If you russle up my feathers
you better be ready to fight
I lost a leg in Vietnam
I got blown away in Lebanon
I kicked Saddam out of Kuwait in 1991
and I cried on 911
I dream and I bleed
I like girls and I cry from a broken heart
I ain't Mr. Perfect but I keep every promise I make
I ain't no superhero, I ain't God, and aint' the President
of the United States
I like to watch NBA and NFL
I like to listen to Leann Rimes and Eminem
I work and I go to school
I'm a christian and I'm a muslim
I am offended at the left and right
I'll be there
to give you hand
when you least expect it
but for all my high and mightiness
I haven't figured out how to make those mountains move
I'm just an ordinary man
No
I haven't figured out how to make those mountains move
I ain't no superhero, I ain't no prophet, and I ain't God
I cry and I bleed
and I feel pain when I see others suffer
and from my broken heart
I'm just an ordinary man
yes
I'm just an ordinary man.
I'm an ordinary man
in 1991
and I cried on 911
I ain't no superhero and I ain't God
For all my high and mightyness
I still haven't figured out
how to get those mountains to move
I'm just an ordinary man.
A thousand years ago
I was confused at the crossroads of the world
by a strange new religion
And a thousand years later,
I sailed the ocean blue
only to find the world was round
I faced torture just to look for truth
and I left my freinds and family behind
to start all over in the new world
I ain't no superhero, I ain't God and I ain't the President of the
United States,
For all my high and mightiness
I haven't figured out how
to make those mountains move
I like to watch the NBA and listen Garth Brooks
I am just an ordinary man
I went to the holy land
to have a crusade
I freed the slaves
and I stole the indians land
I learned how to fly
and I kicked Hitler's ass
I took the power of the atom
and I threw my voice around the world
I flew to the moon
and I planted our flag on Iwo Jima
I lost a leg to the Viet Cong
I was taken hostage in Iran
and I was a Reagan Democrat
I ain't no superhero, I ain't God and I ain't the
President of the United States
I like watching the NBA and WWE
I like listening to Leann Rimes and Eminem.
I bag your groceries, I coach your kids
I make your car and I fill your gas
For all my high and mightiness
I still haven't figured out how to make those mountains move
I lost a leg in Veitnam,
and I was blown to peices in Lebanon
I kicked Saddam out Kuwait in 1991
and I cried on 911
The Americans came and killed my parents with their bombs
My body was mutilated and burned
but I made the terrorists pay
I ate chicken in asia and I got sick
I like to party
and I vote every election
I'm a christian, I'm a muslim
I don't go to church except on Easter Sunday
I dream and I bleed
I'm not Mr. Perfect but I keep every promise I make
If your in trouble, I will be there to give you a hand
when you least expect it
I like rock and roll, I like country, and I like to rap
I live in Los Angeles, I live in New York, and I live London
And I commute to work and I go to school
I like girls
cause its in God's law
I have dreams and I bleed
I like to watch NBA and WWE
I like to listen to Leann Rimes and Eminem
I lost my leg in Vietnam
and I was blown away in Lebanon
I kicked Saddam out of Kuwait in 1991
and I cried on 911
for all my high and mightiness
I still havn't figured out how to get those mountains to move
I'm just an ordinary man.
I'm a son
I'm a father
I'm brother
I'm a husban
I'm your friend
I bag your groceries
I fix your car
I keep you safe from criminals
I put out the fires
I coach your children
I write and I debate
If you russle up my feathers
you better be ready to fight
I lost a leg in Vietnam
I got blown away in Lebanon
I kicked Saddam out of Kuwait in 1991
and I cried on 911
I dream and I bleed
I like girls and I cry from a broken heart
I ain't Mr. Perfect but I keep every promise I make
I ain't no superhero, I ain't God, and aint' the President
of the United States
I like to watch NBA and NFL
I like to listen to Leann Rimes and Eminem
I work and I go to school
I'm a christian and I'm a muslim
I am offended at the left and right
I'll be there
to give you hand
when you least expect it
but for all my high and mightiness
I haven't figured out how to make those mountains move
I'm just an ordinary man
No
I haven't figured out how to make those mountains move
I ain't no superhero, I ain't no prophet, and I ain't God
I cry and I bleed
and I feel pain when I see others suffer
and from my broken heart
I'm just an ordinary man
yes
I'm just an ordinary man.
I'm an ordinary man