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Mokian space colonies up for sale!

The Mok
11-04-2004, 02:53
The Mokian Engineering furm is now offering (through the government) space colonies. Prices are as followes-

100 Million~Small time colony. This is for the first timers who don't have a clue what they're doing.
5 Billion~Medium sized for the normal country.
100 Billion+~A sort of design-it-yourself deal. We give you a single general package, and you choose your own add-ons. Hell, put sentry turrets on it. We don't care. Just as long as you stay within our protective boundaries and don't attack us. After you funnel the money and we give you the basic materials, you can build away.

The MDF (Mokian Defense Force) is providing localised security for your colony. My colony will be located in the middle with your colonies surrounding it. Defense is strong, with ion cannons protecting the surface and geo-synchronous stations for cargo/defence/commercial use. We offer space ferry's to move all your colonists and supplies for an all-inclusive fee before arrival. We also offer an extended security service to provide security while your leader has his/her vacation.

Just telegram your offers. Space is limited, so order fast!!
Bodies Without Organs
11-04-2004, 03:02
Either you are delusional, or this is in the wrong forum.
The Mok
11-04-2004, 03:06
WTF?!?!?!?! is it supposed to go into internation incidents?
Bodies Without Organs
11-04-2004, 03:15
WTF?!?!?!?! is it supposed to go into internation incidents?

Probably the 'NationStates' forum.
Kazaki
11-04-2004, 03:46
stupid Azz