NationStates Jolt Archive

I saw the movie trailer for The Punisher and wondered how many Americans would love someone like that to take care of Osama bin Laden. ~ Michael.

Donnie Darko....er...guess he hasnt been in a comicbook.....I say we make them play the Aquaman game and then they'll kill themselves.

Duh, stick them in the Matrix with Neo , Trinity , Morpheus , and the sentinals. Then if they survive see how tough they really are. :twisted:

none, they not such bad guys, im sure they're good blokes that like to have a nice chat. im not one to judge

I voted for G.I. Joe. Who wouldn't want to see Sergeant Slaughter take Osama bin Laden piece by piece? ~ Michael.

i think they should send buffy, now that her show is over she has plenty of time on her hands. all the junior slayers could get valuable practice in on the lesser terrorists. willow could skin mullah omar alive for what he did to women in afghanistan just like she did that nerd who shot terra.

Uh, Captain America.

Yeah, Captain America would of been cool. I went for the Matrix gang though. It would be really funny to see them using all those fancy moves just to find out that the guy is one of those kidney machines or whatever.

GI Joe really fits...

Punisher cause of the guns and...and...the guns
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i want to see osama doing the matrix thing :D

i want to see osama doing the matrix thing :D

he couldn't...his goatee would be in the way!

Uh, Captain America.Interesting. Why isn't Captain American part of the Justice League? They put Birdwoman, or whoever that is, in it. Batman is an ordinary human with lots of money, equipment, and martial arts training. Captain America at least has radioactively induced strength. Perhaps he is too American for our modern-day leftists. I bet Superman no longer fights for truth, justice, and the American way anymore, either. He probably just fights for truth and justice. ~ Michael.

goat :twisted:

Neo can whip al queda by himself. Go Neo! whip thier terrioist arsses.

Xmen. You need a psychic. Ahem.

I think Drizzt Do'Urden would be far more interesting to watch fighting Al Qaida.

Sure he wasn't a choice but :P.

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I think Drizzt Do'Urden would be far more interesting to watch fighting Al Qaida.


I though you would have gone for Octobriana:

http://easyweb.easynet.co.uk/~rad/octo/icnmyh.html

the arabs have created a legend out of a half crippled old man who can defy all the world and strike terror into the hearts of the greatest nations, and all you have to offer up against him are characters from childrens books. he is the arab superman and we have no one to send against him.

is it any wonder only the arabs, the jew's mongrel cousins are the only ones to see them for what they are. these half men at least still know who they are. the still have kinship and tribe and nation, they still have heros of flesh and blood. it is sad to say that we whites could learn a lesson from these lesser men.

Uh, Captain America.Interesting. Why isn't Captain American part of the Justice League? They put Birdwoman, or whoever that is, in it. Batman is an ordinary human with lots of money, equipment, and martial arts training. Captain America at least has radioactively induced strength. Perhaps he is too American for our modern-day leftists. I bet Superman no longer fights for truth, justice, and the American way anymore, either. He probably just fights for truth and justice. ~ Michael.

Because Captain America was created by Marvel Comics, while the Justice League was all DC Comics superheroes. Captain America was in the Avengers.

GI Joe really fits...
GI joe against
Jihad Joe (http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/images/blosamajihadjoe.htm)

Do NOT send G.I Joe!

Didnt you ever see the cartoon?

Those guys shoot even worse than Stormtroopers.

and thats saying something!

the arabs have created a legend out of a half crippled old man who can defy all the world and strike terror into the hearts of the greatest nations, and all you have to offer up against him are characters from childrens books. he is the arab superman and we have no one to send against him.

is it any wonder only the arabs, the jew's mongrel cousins are the only ones to see them for what they are. these half men at least still know who they are. the still have kinship and tribe and nation, they still have heros of flesh and blood. it is sad to say that we whites could learn a lesson from these lesser men.


I agree :roll:

how interesting.
X men: A group of people banded behind a rich leader (professor X) who fight against the oppressing system that has branded them "Threats to humanity"

Matrix: A group of people banded behind a leader (Neo) who fight against the oppressing system that has branded them "Terrorists"

Al Queada: A group of people banded behind a rich leader (Osama) who fight against the oppressing system that has branded them "Threats to humanity" and "Terrorists"

The X-men and Neo, Trinity and morpheus wont fight Al Queada!! They're all on the same side!

...And...

GI Joe: Is a commando, the same sort of commando who the states have sent hundreds of in the chase for Osama and yet they have failed.

That narrows it down slightly doesent it? :P

how interesting.
X men: A group of people banded behind a rich leader (professor X) who fight against the oppressing system (The US government) that has branded them "Threats to humanity"

Matrix: A group of people banded behind a leader (Neo) who fight against the oppressing system (The agents) that has branded them "Terrorists"

Al Queada: A group of people banded behind a rich leader (Osama) who fight against the oppressing system (The Agents who work for the American Government) that has branded them "Threats to humanity" and "Terrorists"

The X-men and Neo, Trinity and morpheus wont fight Al Queada!! They're all on the same side!

...And...

GI Joe: Is a commando, the same sort of commando who the states have sent hundreds of in the chase for Osama and yet they have failed.

That narrows it down slightly doesent it? :P

sorry, accidentaly posted same message 2wice, sorry

Send Proctology Man - I reckon he's Bush's best chance for finding the WMDs.

The Freelance Police wipes the floor with anyone on the poll and Al-Qaida 8)

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I would have to Say Green Lantern (the current one any way) he could make a US military with just one thought and its alot cheaper that way :P

I would have to Say Green Lantern (the current one any way) he could make a US military with just one thought and its alot cheaper that way :P
As long as the AQ memebers aren't Chinese, yellow, the Green Lantern might stand a chance.

the green lantern, agreed

Donnie Darko....er...guess he hasnt been in a comicbook.....I say we make them play the Aquaman game and then they'll kill themselves.

I second the Donnie Darko vote

lol your really into comicbooks and superheroes arent you? I'd say the Justice Leauge...because it would be funny to see a few of Americas oldest heros beating Americas newest enemy into the ground lol

The Freelance Police wipes the floor with anyone on the poll and Al-Qaida 8)

http://www.edens-attic.com/images/comics/samnmax.jpg :D i love sam and max!!!!!!

:D Definitly the Punisher. But also Daredevil,Elecktra,MoonKnight,Nick Fury,JC Denton,Wolverine,Judge Dred,and I would issue contracts to the Gael,Bulls eye, and Mystique.

How about Beer gut man?

Batman would beat Al-Qaida so badly that they'd beg for that sissy Neo.

I'd like to send in the gang from SuperMegatopia.
At least they'd be nice to look at.

Green Arrow would be amusing. Particularly if Kevin Smith were callign the shots.