NationStates Jolt Archive

Rules:
Post your favorite political jokes/cartoons.
Make your own, or search the web.

Here are mine:

Border Patrolman: "We caught these Mexicans sneaking back into Mexico for American jobs."
(Globalism Joke^)

Man1: "Looks like the war is going to be a big part of the '04 presidential election."
Man2: "Afganistan or Iraq?"
Man1: "Vietnam."

Enjoy!
-e

Bush......hahahahahahahaha......I love that joke :P

Somewhere in Texas, a village is missing its idiot.

And this one's a bit old, but still:

Romanian Man: We've just struck a great deal with the Soviet Union. They take our oil, we give them our grain.

I was just going to start a thread like this one: brilliant!
http://www.msnbc.com/comics/editorial/tmate040408.gif

I was just going to start a thread like this one: brilliant!
http://www.msnbc.com/comics/editorial/tmate040408.gif

!!!

Heh, I watch a lot of her bull last night.

Somewhere in Texas, a village is missing its idiot.

And this one's a bit old, but still:

Romanian Man: We've just struck a great deal with the Soviet Union. They take our oil, we give them our grain.

First one isn't that good.. to straight-forward to be a joke.

Second one's a little better.

You can't post flash animation in here, so far as I know, so go here (http://rightwingeye.com) and watch the little cartoon. It's a spoof on "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy."

Polititians are a joke unto themselves.

ALL politicians.

Jim

Somewhere in Texas, a village is missing its idiot.

And this one's a bit old, but still:

Romanian Man: We've just struck a great deal with the Soviet Union. They take our oil, we give them our grain.

First one isn't that good.. to straight-forward to be a joke.

Second one's a little better.

Hang one, trousrs.

And you too NM

Jim

My favorite Joke is this


The following is an excerpt of the transcript of an interview on Air America Radio between dick cheney and Katherine Lanpher, Al Franken was not allowed in the room.

KATHERINE: But this was a speech that Dr. Rice was going to give in public. How could that possibly compromise national security?

DICK: Katherine, in a pre-9/11 context, that speech would not raise any national security issues. But 9/11 changed everything, and now that speech would be very dangerous if it got in the hands of America’s enemies.

KATHERINE: I don’t understand. My understanding was that the speech was simply laying our national security priorities.

DICK: That’s precisely the problem, Katherine. If our enemies knew how off base were with our priorities, it would make it seem like we didn’t know what we were doing, which would damage our credibility with both our friends and enemies.

KATHERINE: I don’t understand it. How off could we have been.

DICK: Believe me, Katherine. The speech shows that not only were we asleep at the wheel, but actually, well, almost delusional about the nature of the threats facing America.


Now isnt that different from what condi said?

It was the very first major national security policy directive of the Bush administration, not Russia, not missile defense, not Iraq but the elimination of Al Qaeda.

Oh Yeah, this was just yesterday.

Heya, TROUSRS! What the heck are you doin' in this place they call a forum?

And also, if you want political humor, go to www.toostupidtobepresident.com . They have alot of good political jokes.

The pres is a moron. He is a RICH moron. he is pres.

Tell me ONE pres that did not lie or was not rich.

Part of the job description of "Politician" is "professional liar"

Jim

I like this one.

http://cagle.slate.msn.com/working/040407/sherffius21.gif

from john stewart:
''you know, a lot of people are saying that Iraq is bush's vietnam. Maybe he should have had his vietnam, during vietnam!"

Ralph Nader wants Bush impeached, but didn't he get him elected?

"Ralph Nader wants Bush impeached, but didn't he get him elected?"

Jay Leno

THE GEORGE W. BUSH INAUGURAL ADDRESS

(sung to the tune of "What a Wonderful World" by Sam Cooke)

Don't know much about history
Don't know much foreign policy
Don't remember how I got through school
I'm sure I didn't break the rules.
But what's it matter 'cause my mama says
"Boy, if you want to you can be the prez
And what a wonderful world this will be".

Don't know much about the women's vote
Don't know much about the bill I wrote
Don't know much about the foreign vets
I've never voted for 'em yet.
But I do know if your dad tries hard
He can get you in the National Guard
And what a wonderful place that can be.

Now I never claimed to be an A student
But what's wrong with gentleman's C's?
And maybe by knowing the names of my cabinet
I can win their love for me.

Don't know much about air pollution
Don't know much about the constitution
Don't know much about th'economy
It never much affected me.
But there's one thing that I know for sure
If the rich stay rich and the poor stay poor
What a wonderful world this will be.

Don't know much about the national debt
I've never had to pay one yet
If we need to we can sell the States
To the Japanese at discount rates.
But I do know that if things get bad
Dick and I can always call my dad
And what a wonderful world this will be!!!!!

Isn't it just wonderful that you can make fun of him by just quoting him, I mean no more need be said. :oops:

Even he confuses himself with his father
"Nu-Q-lar, Nu-Q-lar, Nu-Q-lar"
He was born with a silver spoon in his nose
Even his brother Neil is smarter
The word "Strategic" has only one correct pronunciation
He has to take off a boot to count all of the items on this list
He couldn't find oil in Texas
He attacked Larry King in the South Carolina debate because he thought King was another Republican challenger
He thinks he can keep his past hidden
He calls Greeks "Grecians"
Dan Quayle is one of his advisors

from john stewart:
''you know, a lot of people are saying that Iraq is bush's vietnam. Maybe he should have had his vietnam, during vietnam!"

Yup yup. Love that guy :lol:

Okay this only makes sense if you have some knowledge about Stalin's collectivisation-


Stalin: This is a disgrace, mice have infested my office and all the exterminators are busy!
Assistant: Well, sir to get rid of them merely declare your office has become a collective farm.
Stalin: Why's that?
Assistant: Half the mice will leave and the rest will starve to death.

from john stewart:
''you know, a lot of people are saying that Iraq is bush's vietnam. Maybe he should have had his vietnam, during vietnam!"

Yup yup. Love that guy :lol:

me, too!! ^__^