Smeagol-Gollum
10-04-2004, 00:00
Miss World devastated by breakdown of world peace on her watch
A heartbroken Miss World, Rosanna Lee Davison has apologised to her supporters and the judges who elected her for her inability to create world peace, despite her best efforts.
“I’m just gutted,” Davison confessed. “Not only have I been unable to improve international relations but I'd have to say things have actually deteriorated while I’ve been at the helm. Iraq, Israel, Ivory Coast – you name it, the whole world’s less peaceful and it’s all because of me.”
As part of her commitment to world peace, Davison
has undertaken a punishing schedule of modeling, attending
parties and fulfilling cosmetics endorsement obligations, but all to no avail. She even arranged a special photo shoot in Iraq in an ill-fated attempt to ward off war there. “My manager says the world would be even less peaceful now if it wasn’t for me,” she said. “But I just don’t buy it.”
“Except for Afghanistan, of course," she added. "It was quite gratifying how much their situation improved after my guest appearance at a gala performance there.”
What hurts Davison most is the thought that her appointment as Miss World may have stopped a more skilful beauty queen from achieving more. “All the girls wanted to achieve world peace,” she said. “And if one of them had achieved it instead of me, I would have been so happy for them.”
Davison has resigned herself instead to feeding the starving children, her other stated aim at the pageant. “At least I’ll succeed in that pursuit,” she said. “If smiling broadly and looking hot won’t end world hunger then nothing will.”
A heartbroken Miss World, Rosanna Lee Davison has apologised to her supporters and the judges who elected her for her inability to create world peace, despite her best efforts.
“I’m just gutted,” Davison confessed. “Not only have I been unable to improve international relations but I'd have to say things have actually deteriorated while I’ve been at the helm. Iraq, Israel, Ivory Coast – you name it, the whole world’s less peaceful and it’s all because of me.”
As part of her commitment to world peace, Davison
has undertaken a punishing schedule of modeling, attending
parties and fulfilling cosmetics endorsement obligations, but all to no avail. She even arranged a special photo shoot in Iraq in an ill-fated attempt to ward off war there. “My manager says the world would be even less peaceful now if it wasn’t for me,” she said. “But I just don’t buy it.”
“Except for Afghanistan, of course," she added. "It was quite gratifying how much their situation improved after my guest appearance at a gala performance there.”
What hurts Davison most is the thought that her appointment as Miss World may have stopped a more skilful beauty queen from achieving more. “All the girls wanted to achieve world peace,” she said. “And if one of them had achieved it instead of me, I would have been so happy for them.”
Davison has resigned herself instead to feeding the starving children, her other stated aim at the pageant. “At least I’ll succeed in that pursuit,” she said. “If smiling broadly and looking hot won’t end world hunger then nothing will.”