NationStates Jolt Archive


More Insults

NewFoundGirl
09-04-2004, 17:45
These are new:
"So I hate you, you’re meant to hate me back.
Try Body piercing, it hurts!
Only we are good, because you are Crap.
Practice makes the Morning News.
Do I care about Posh’ s broken nail?
Oh yeah, I forgot, I was meant to die now.
In this great wondrous world: I am stupid.
No I’m not gay, I just look male.
Grey Hair’ s are like old men trying to style your hair to live.
Try becoming insane, you get to annoy the Sane for a Fiver!
Hey, I know you! You’re my Long Lost Arm!
Is this reality?, Sorry, I didn’t know.
To become insane is becoming me: beautiful and stupid.
Open up your knickers: Its show-your-bits day!
My Bad? No, My good. I love life…
Everything is bad: ask Dad, he’s gone loose.
Your good: that only means your getting on my nerves.
Everyone can be insane, they just go around shouting moo.
Sit down: you’ll get messy and get me annoyed.
I hate whoever hates me.
King of the castle: In Labour.
Now its time to laugh at me!
Oh Woof on you, and meow on all whom look at you in the morning with shock.
Win a trip to Hell! Call me for £.10!
I am Queen: that only means I have to read about Posh again.
Something out there’s going to get me : my label.
Under my Cat is always the Dog.
Crap houses have good idiots inside.
Kat from Eastenders makes my family fall over.
You are my love and I will give you lots of funky hats.
Only God loves you: Everyone else thinks you’re insane.
Under my telly you make it go all fuzzy.
Can I go to the toilet? I need to split my pants.
Anybody alive out there? I need blood…
No, I’m not Missy Eliot. You can stop patting me now.
Try Next door: they’re the ones you sued, not me.
Everybody on the planet thinks I’m a mouse when all I am is stupid.
Look up: there goes you’re insane sister to ‘Never Land ‘
Look, I’m not a mouse!
My brother thinks I drink blood, how did he know that?
Everything you own is about to be stolen.
What did you say? Oh, I know I look like a mouse.
Horses look like me and I scream at them.
And just in case: lock you ‘re doors. The blonde girl’s coming!
Try getting a child: you’ll find yourself that big women down the street.
Only I rule: I’m the stupid Queen.
Do not disobey, I am she who must be killed in a bath.
Oh Romeo! Shut up or I will hit you, Romeo!"
NewFoundGirl
09-04-2004, 17:49
These are new:
"So I hate you, you’re meant to hate me back.
Try Body piercing, it hurts!
Only we are good, because you are Crap.
Practice makes the Morning News.
Do I care about Posh’ s broken nail?
Oh yeah, I forgot, I was meant to die now.
In this great wondrous world: I am stupid.
No I’m not gay, I just look male.
Grey Hair’ s are like old men trying to style your hair to live.
Try becoming insane, you get to annoy the Sane for a Fiver!
Hey, I know you! You’re my Long Lost Arm!
Is this reality?, Sorry, I didn’t know.
To become insane is becoming me: beautiful and stupid.
Open up your knickers: Its show-your-bits day!
My Bad? No, My good. I love life…
Everything is bad: ask Dad, he’s gone loose.
Your good: that only means your getting on my nerves.
Everyone can be insane, they just go around shouting moo.
Sit down: you’ll get messy and get me annoyed.
I hate whoever hates me.
King of the castle: In Labour.
Now its time to laugh at me!
Oh Woof on you, and meow on all whom look at you in the morning with shock.
Win a trip to Hell! Call me for £.10!
I am Queen: that only means I have to read about Posh again.
Something out there’s going to get me : my label.
Under my Cat is always the Dog.
Crap houses have good idiots inside.
Kat from Eastenders makes my family fall over.
You are my love and I will give you lots of funky hats.
Only God loves you: Everyone else thinks you’re insane.
Under my telly you make it go all fuzzy.
Can I go to the toilet? I need to split my pants.
Anybody alive out there? I need blood…
No, I’m not Missy Eliot. You can stop patting me now.
Try Next door: they’re the ones you sued, not me.
Everybody on the planet thinks I’m a mouse when all I am is stupid.
Look up: there goes you’re insane sister to ‘Never Land ‘
Look, I’m not a mouse!
My brother thinks I drink blood, how did he know that?
Everything you own is about to be stolen.
What did you say? Oh, I know I look like a mouse.
Horses look like me and I scream at them.
And just in case: lock you ‘re doors. The blonde girl’s coming!
Try getting a child: you’ll find yourself that big women down the street.
Only I rule: I’m the stupid Queen.
Do not disobey, I am she who must be killed in a bath.
Oh Romeo! Shut up or I will hit you, Romeo!"
I am nice...in real life, I just can't help having a lil lol :lol: at these!
09-04-2004, 17:50
The day Kilroy lost his miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiindddd dd ddd.
Suicidal Librarians
09-04-2004, 18:14
Okay...