NationStates Jolt Archive

I haven't been here for absolutely yonks so I thought you folks might be hungry. Time for a pie party :D

*pulls back velvet curtain to reveal pies of every imaginable shape, size and filling*

Enjoy!

(BTW - I hope pie parties are still ok here. Please don't deat me if they're not!)

*eats pie then complains that he hates pie and rides away on a giant blue monkey*

*Stuffs face full of pie*

*eats pie then complains that he hates pie and rides away on a giant blue monkey*

:roll: There's no pleasing some folk

*Michael Palin skips in wearing a loin cloth*

"That's just what Jesus said sir"

How topical :D

Where can I get a giant blue monkey? And where would I get the giant blue bananas??? :?

*picks up a pie. looks, at it, turns, falls and ends up with a face full of pie.*

jim

*picks up a pie. looks, at it, turns, falls and ends up with a face full of pie.*

jim

*takes out hanky, licks it and cleans pie off Jim*

Have another pie, try not to fall in it.

*gives Jim a mini pie*

*eats pie then complains that he hates pie and rides away on a giant blue monkey*

:roll: There's no pleasing some folk

*Michael Palin skips in wearing a loin cloth*

"That's just what Jesus said sir"

How topical :D

Where can I get a giant blue monkey? And where would I get the giant blue bananas??? :?



The giant blue monkey comes from the land of analee he can be found smoking the magic dragon and the blue bananas can be gotten by breeding an albino blue mnokey with a golden chocobo *throws pie at pieleeya*

Woo! Pies!

*pulls up a chair next to a gigantic 10 man vegetable pie*

It's mine! All mine! Mwahahahaha

The giant blue monkey comes from the land of analee he can be found smoking the magic dragon and the blue bananas can be gotten by breeding an albino blue mnokey with a golden chocobo *throws pie at pieleeya*

Ah, now I see.

*opens mouth really wide and swallows pie*

Thank you!

*buuuurp*

*throws pie at Aliedel*

*makes pie into animated chicken then barbecues chicken pie and eats it*

*makes pie into animated chicken then barbecues chicken pie and eats it*

Barbecue pie? What a strange concept :?

Mind you, they deep fry 'em here :oops:

Pass the salad cream, Pie - it makes everything taste supreme.

*reaches for Scotch pie*

*makes pie into animated chicken then barbecues chicken pie and eats it*

Barbecue pie? What a strange concept :?

Mind you, they deep fry 'em here :oops:

I like to deep fry my grease and dip it in the pie and sell it as a crystal meth substitute

*passes the salad cream*

You want that pie deep fried?

The giant blue monkey comes from the land of analee he can be found smoking the magic dragon and the blue bananas can be gotten by breeding an albino blue mnokey with a golden chocobo *throws pie at pieleeya*

Ah, now I see.

*opens mouth really wide and swallows pie*

Thank you!

*buuuurp*

*throws pie at Aliedel*Food fight! *picks up remenants of pie for shield, and edges towards a table of throwing pies*

*passes the salad cream*

You want that pie deep fried?

Ooh, please!

Lardy, lardy, lardy, lardy, lardy, lardy.

:D

Food fight! *picks up remenants of pie for shield, and edges towards a table of throwing pies*

The recipe for those ninja throwing pies has been in my family for generations you know. My great great great great grandfather, Ghengis Pie, came up with the recipe.

*spins round and throws ninja pie with deadly force*

Don't worry, they're not lethal these days. We use much softer pastry. It's more a sport than warfare these days. :D

My great grandmother abraham lincoln didnt eat pie because it was racist *eats more pie and gets mrore pie drunk*

*pulls out cannon modified to fire custard pies in random directions and looks about for suitable hiding place*

My great grandmother abraham lincoln didnt eat pie because it was racist *eats more pie and gets mrore pie drunk*

:shock: :?

Okay. Have some of this one, it's steak and ale. Should be right up your street.

What can you NOT do with pie?

Jim

What can you NOT do with pie?

Jim


Ive tried some things....I've tried some things......several hospital visits....

*sidles in and starts scoffing the leftover ninja throwing pies*

Buuuuuurp!

What can you NOT do with pie?

Jim

I wouldn't recommend boiling them. Yuck!! :x

*pulls out cannon modified to fire custard pies in random directions and looks about for suitable hiding place*Now that's just taking it too seriously.
Whispers: can I have one?

Right Cheesy!

*wheels in mini trebuchet and loads it with a rhubarb and apple pie*

Incoming!!

*lets fly the pies of war*

Whispers: can I have one?

Whispers: here you go. Now run! Run for the hills!