NationStates Jolt Archive


Texan Jokes

09-04-2004, 05:43
Ok, everyone: do your worst. :lol:

Jim
Colodia
09-04-2004, 05:59
uhhh...Texas has belonged to:

Spain
Mexico
Texas Republic
United States
Confederate States

all within 100 years
09-04-2004, 05:59
My worst involves a hot dog and a salami but I can't tell it here.
09-04-2004, 06:06
uhhh...Texas has belonged to:

Spain
Mexico
Texas Republic
United States
Confederate States

all within 100 years

You forgot one.

Jim

Six flags.
Stromata
09-04-2004, 06:11
ok thares a plane of embasitors flying to america when the pilot comes on the speaker box.

"Passangers im sorry but the ship seems to have an oil leaka dn with our current wait I dont think we can make it to the nearest airport...we are going to have to lose some stuff."

the embasitors begin to throw all thier luggage out and finaly when they do the pilot come son again.

"Guys what you did was great but we still have to much wait try gettig rid of anyhting else you dont need"

They now begin throwing ties, shoes coats, chairs and anyhting not important or bolted down. the pilot comes back on.

"Well guys we tried but we just arnt going to make it...im sorry.."

They all look at each other and suddenly the french ebasitor flings the plane door open "Viva La France!" And he dives out the plane. The embasitors are in horror and the pilot comes on.

"Hey I dont know what you guys did but that was great what ever your doing back thare keep it up and we will make it!"

just then the english embasitor opens the plane door "God save the queen!" And he dives out the pilot come son one more time.

"Thats awsome just a little more wieght to go and we will make it!

Now the american ambasitor opens the door and hes a big texan guy witht he hole cornol sanders cowboy get up "Remember the Alamo!" he grabs the mexican embasitor and tosses him out the plane.

(Please im sorry for spelling and grammer errors)
HotRodia
09-04-2004, 06:16
ok thares a plane of embasitors flying to america when the pilot comes on the speaker box.

"Passangers im sorry but the ship seems to have an oil leaka dn with our current wait I dont think we can make it to the nearest airport...we are going to have to lose some stuff."

the embasitors begin to throw all thier luggage out and finaly when they do the pilot come son again.

"Guys what you did was great but we still have to much wait try gettig rid of anyhting else you dont need"

They now begin throwing ties, shoes coats, chairs and anyhting not important or bolted down. the pilot comes back on.

"Well guys we tried but we just arnt going to make it...im sorry.."

They all look at each other and suddenly the french ebasitor flings the plane door open "Viva La France!" And he dives out the plane. The embasitors are in horror and the pilot comes on.

"Hey I dont know what you guys did but that was great what ever your doing back thare keep it up and we will make it!"

just then the english embasitor opens the plane door "God save the queen!" And he dives out the pilot come son one more time.

"Thats awsome just a little more wieght to go and we will make it!

Now the american ambasitor opens the door and hes a big texan guy witht he hole cornol sanders cowboy get up "Remember the Alamo!" he grabs the mexican embasitor and tosses him out the plane.

(Please im sorry for spelling and grammer errors)

:lol: By the powers vested in me as a Texan, I pronounce your joke funny.
Zeppistan
09-04-2004, 06:35
Texan Joke?

"George W Bush"


Best one I know... only it doesn't seem so funny anymore....
Colodia
09-04-2004, 06:35
ok thares a plane of embasitors flying to america when the pilot comes on the speaker box.

"Passangers im sorry but the ship seems to have an oil leaka dn with our current wait I dont think we can make it to the nearest airport...we are going to have to lose some stuff."

the embasitors begin to throw all thier luggage out and finaly when they do the pilot come son again.

"Guys what you did was great but we still have to much wait try gettig rid of anyhting else you dont need"

They now begin throwing ties, shoes coats, chairs and anyhting not important or bolted down. the pilot comes back on.

"Well guys we tried but we just arnt going to make it...im sorry.."

They all look at each other and suddenly the french ebasitor flings the plane door open "Viva La France!" And he dives out the plane. The embasitors are in horror and the pilot comes on.

"Hey I dont know what you guys did but that was great what ever your doing back thare keep it up and we will make it!"

just then the english embasitor opens the plane door "God save the queen!" And he dives out the pilot come son one more time.

"Thats awsome just a little more wieght to go and we will make it!

Now the american ambasitor opens the door and hes a big texan guy witht he hole cornol sanders cowboy get up "Remember the Alamo!" he grabs the mexican embasitor and tosses him out the plane.

(Please im sorry for spelling and grammer errors)

:lol: By the powers vested in me as a Texan, I pronounce your joke funny.

seconded :lol:
Tuesday Heights
09-04-2004, 06:44
LOL. Just knowing Bush is from there makes me laugh. :lol:
Tumaniaa
09-04-2004, 06:48
I know a cowboy joke:

Three cowboys are sitting around a fire. One cowboy gloats, "Just the other day, a bull gored six men in the corral, but I wrestled it to the ground with my hands."

The second cowboy replies, "Oh, yeah? Yesterday a 15-foot rattler came at me, so I grabbed it, bit its head off, and spit the poison into a spittoon 15 yards away."

The third cowboy stays quiet, slowly stirring the coals with his penis.
HotRodia
09-04-2004, 06:51
I know a cowboy joke:

Three cowboys are sitting around a fire. One cowboy gloats, "Just the other day, a bull gored six men in the corral, but I wrestled it to the ground with my hands."

The second cowboy replies, "Oh, yeah? Yesterday a 15-foot rattler came at me, so I grabbed it, bit its head off, and spit the poison into a spittoon 15 yards away."

The third cowboy stays quiet, slowly stirring the coals with his penis.

:lol: There are no words that I could use to express how freaking funny that is to me.
09-04-2004, 08:52
I know a cowboy joke:

Three cowboys are sitting around a fire. One cowboy gloats, "Just the other day, a bull gored six men in the corral, but I wrestled it to the ground with my hands."

The second cowboy replies, "Oh, yeah? Yesterday a 15-foot rattler came at me, so I grabbed it, bit its head off, and spit the poison into a spittoon 15 yards away."

The third cowboy stays quiet, slowly stirring the coals with his penis.

:lol: There are no words that I could use to express how freaking funny that is to me.

Try being the Texan.

Jim