NationStates Jolt Archive

~Hello everyone...
you have most likely seen my posts on other topics but honestly...no offense...this nationstates thing gets old way too fast! I mean, I am a huge social butterfly and like...I telegram people and stuff but all I get are a few stupid shout-outs with weird language (seriously, people, the King Arthur era is totally over). *smirks* Don't worry, I didn't intend to crush your little hearts, but I would love if maybe somebody would telegram me or what not. I'm in the UN...ExstasyxXx. Grrr...don't be so darn shy!

I don't get you. What do you want us to do? If you're going to talk with people do it on the mssage board, not through telegrams.

I think she wants someone to say "Hi"

Hello new girl.

Jim SC

Hi ExstasyxXx, im pretty new to NationStates but this is my first time on the forums :)

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In that case, yo, not as new as a lot of members girl

Are you really an evil leprechaun trying to take over nationstates in a fake girl suit? O_o

SHE SCARES ME, PEOPLE! SHE SCARES ME!

(And that, my friends, is what happens when I don't get my daily chocolate bar in the morning. X_X)

NS is a cult---you either like it and join in or you do not. I happen to like the way things are conducted here, and I'm sorry you dont feel the same way. Give it a few days and a bunch of posts and then see were you stand. but dont jump to conclsions about NS so fast

well...ya i guess just telegraming can be pretty pointless. *blushes...embarrassed* i did meet this one woman thinking "ya' know, she seems pretty cool, and sexy too," but...was i wrong...she was like really old and then i realized there are a lot of old people on here.

Hello. I've made a grand total of zero telegrams. I never think of anyone here as old, just very opinionated dum-dums.

are YOU sexy?

I'm not opinionated, it's just that I'm always right. :p

Well if you wanna talk General is the place to do it. I recently returned and I'm just gonna hang around here on General from now on. :D

Any way how old are you to be calling people around here "really old"? I'm in high school are you younger than that?

hey girl,
dont be so bored. Im new here too! In fact, i am quite interested in you. :oops: your nation profile was very nice. The motto turned me- ummm. lol. i wont say. :P

Exstasyxxx how are you tonight

oh, im 16. lol. I didn't mean to sound so awful about the "old person" remark. i guess im a little opinionated as well. (you can tell im really shy...psst). and st. despina vandi...wow. *hehe* you are cute. girl or boy? To answer a previous question, hell ya im sexy! *just kidding*...im not that conceited! :wink:

Jeez somebody puts xxx in their name and this happens... :twisted:

Exstasyxxx I TMed you

im quite well blackvain! Thanx for asking.

im quite well blackvain! Thanx for asking.
your welcome

im quite well blackvain! Thanx for asking.
your welcome

ohhhh...yeah...im so naughty and you know it. :twisted:

what's the matter guns for hire...not interested? *sucks on a lolipop..innocently*

what's the matter guns for hire...not interested? *sucks on a lolipop..innocently*

Swing!!!!!!!!!!

Do you like tha politics? Do you like the roleplaying (mind out of the gutter!)? If you answer yes to at least one then this is a good game and it is very good if you answer yes to both but if you answer no to both this is most certainly not a place you will most likely enjoy.

HAHA! exstasyxxx-im a girl. I hope that is cool since im guessing you are bi.

hi

8) Sorry babe. Though it seems like it would be very fun if you were to hang around :D

8)

hi

WTH? A "Nazi" associating himself with a bisexual girl! And your nation flag is Adolf Hitler? This is treason in the highest regards to National Socialist.

:lol:

Where did the sexy woman with the sucker go

wowie, this is a pathetic thread...

way to prove us as the superior gender guys! Your making us all look bad!

Really...I doubt she even HAS a sucker with her...

How do you guys know it's even a she!

dun dun DUN EEEEK! :shock:

How do you guys know it's even a she!

dun dun DUN EEEEK! :shock:

that too

ok im back. interesting posts...really. oh wait...let me check something...*looks down at herself* hey, would you look at that...I have boobs! *unzips her pants* oh, geez...and...i have one of those too. Sorry guys, looks like your theory has bombed entirely. I am a girl. :D

if you want pictures...i have em'

do any of your pictures have to do with sucking a loli-pop?! :roll:

No offense but you could be a 47 year old guy just saying that, this is the internet you know....

:shock:

Edited to eliminate a double post.

Splash... splash... slap... wriggle... wriggle... slap...

What's this we've hooked? Well, looks like the new troll-bait worked!

lmao. that was completely random... or were you referring to me as a troll? Damnit people... quit accusing me of being a guy. Last time i checked (which was in the shower this morning, incase you so desperately wanted to know) i didn't have any balls. So just drop it!

no pictures of me sucking a loli-pop, despina, sorry. But next time i feel like loading up the web cam, i will think of you and do something "special". *giggles deviously*

that is flattering! I saw your pictures on the msn name you gave me. GOD, girl, you are soOoOoOo f-ing hott!!!!!! Are you sure you are 16!

i didn't have any balls.
Well, maybe you were 'fixed'.

LMAO Simkaria. You make me sound like some monster. Yuck, i have never had balls, and i never, ever, never want them. I'm happy with MY equipment, thank you very much. And to respond to despina, ya, im 16, though i was 15 in that picture. Sorry it was not updated. My friend is sexy huh?! :D

that is flattering! I saw your pictures on the msn name you gave me. GOD, girl, you are soOoOoOo f-ing hott!!!!!! Are you sure you are 16!
Being 16 or not isn't the kind of thing you're likely to be uncertain about

Incidently, ExstasyxXx, if you're looking for a better region than the North Pacific, try "Mercia". We have a reasonably active messageboard that could use more activity and we're setting up offsite forums in the next week or so.

LMAO Simkaria. You make me sound like some monster. Yuck, i have never had balls, and i never, ever, never want them. I'm happy with MY equipment, thank you very much.
Yuck? Theres nothing wrong with balls. *fondles his balls* See?

Hi Exstasy! You havin' a good easter? I just sent you a large telegram, lol, hope it didn't scare you, sometimes I go abit overboard talking about religion. Well, that and Facism. And teenage pregnancy....okay so I go overboard alot. Are we going to be seeing more of you in nationstates :wink: ?

Tsssk tssssk tssssk... *puts on her short, plaid skirt and a tiny white shirt* <----my school teacher uniform. :wink: This is a "fondle balls free zone" Mr Simkaria! Hehe...j/k. Dolvich, i enjoyed your telegram! I guess I was so caught up that i forgot the political aspects of nationstates. (go figure). I sent you a telegram back, and don't worry, im not going anywhere...i don't think... :shock:

Tsssk tssssk tssssk... *puts on her short, plaid skirt and a tiny white shirt* <----my school teacher uniform. :wink: This is a "fondle balls free zone" Mr Simkaria!
Oh...I deserve to be punished. You can borrow my handcuffs.

Woah, 17 posts and you already have your own hate thread

http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=138194

I guess she's a love/hate kinda girl. I know which side I'm on though 8)

well...ya i guess just telegraming can be pretty pointless. *blushes...embarrassed* i did meet this one woman thinking "ya' know, she seems pretty cool, and sexy too," but...was i wrong...she was like really old and then i realized there are a lot of old people on here.


Ya, like uh define "old"

Er Hi, btw nice 2 eat u

DP

Ookay.. :shock: *blinkublinku*

---Double post..---

Hey girl (or whatever u r :wink: ) looks like you got yr own teenage fanclub! "Go Exstasy, it's ya birthday, go party like it's ya birthday"

Tehe!

All hail to the new girl!
HAIL!

Lol...you people are rambling on about stuff i don't really understand...but maybe that's because im a bit ditzy. And...i already have despina tied to my bed...sorry. She seems a little distressed, maybe I should cool her down with some tasty whip cream. :twisted:

Seriously, though...thanx for all the shout outs!

Lol...you people are rambling on about stuff i don't really understand...but maybe that's because im a bit ditzy. And...i already have despina tied to my bed...sorry. She seems a little distressed, maybe I should cool her down with some tasty whip cream. :twisted:


*pants*
*drools*
*falls over and knocks self unconcious*

:P

zarozina...girl or guy? *interested*

Haha! I have people wanting to declare war on me... hmmm...i can't imagine why!!!!!

*gets out spiked club and blats Dolvich for laughing at me!*

:wink: :)


zarozina...girl or guy? *interested*


Um .. i reckon I'll leave that to yr imagination! :wink:

*sniggers naughtily!*


*falls off chair, falls unconsciuos again!*

zarozina. If you are a girl-exstasyxxx is mine! :lol: And exstasy-i am very turned on right now. I bet you could have sex with ANYONE you wanted!

*gets out spiked club and blats Dolvich for laughing at me!*

:wink: :)


zarozina...girl or guy? *interested*


Um .. i reckon I'll leave that to yr imagination! :wink:

*sniggers naughtily!*


*falls off chair, falls unconsciuos again!*

Hey, I wasn't laughing, I was panting! Argh! My face! My beautiful face!

dolvich...panting?! NAH!!!! *looks at zarozina and licks her lips*

I will just tease you till you tell me your gender...

(looks at zarozina then back at exstasyxxx and grins) THREESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dolvich can join...just cuz i like him.

Ok, I realise I have no preaching value for sex and affection on the forums, but this is just plain sad. I feel like I'm surrounded by horney 13yr olds.

sorry spoffin. You can go to the "I don't like the New girl" forum... im sure you will have some good, prude fun there.

:roll: just because some people aren't into lesbian porn doesn't make them a prude!

Ok, I realise I have no preaching value for sex and affection on the forums, but this is just plain sad. I feel like I'm surrounded by horney 13yr olds.

I think you probably are.....

It is nice to see something in General that isnt some kind of argument, word game, or pointless bickering

i guess im a little late in saying Hello to you, but

Hello!!

(looks at zarozina then back at exstasyxxx and grins) THREESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dolvich can join...just cuz i like him.


that's a foursome surely? :P :oops: :lol: :?:

(looks at zarozina then back at exstasyxxx and grins) THREESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dolvich can join...just cuz i like him.


that's a foursome surely? :P :oops: :lol: :?:

Alright, I made the team! :D *puts on space odessey 2001 theme tune*
That's one small step for man...one...giant leap for mankind.
Now let's all get drunk. Yes.

there are 9 yr olds that post in this forum! for god's sake just go buy a magazine!

there are 9 yr olds that post in this forum! for god's sake just go buy a magazine!

No.

Woah, 17 posts and you already have your own hate thread

http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=138194

Hehehe. She doesnt beat my record of 3 posts and a telegram.

I found a cool Call of Cthulhu website. It even has a link to a webpage detailing how you can tailor the appearance of a character's corpse to give hints to how he died.


Cthonian - There was a great bruise, nearly a foot and a half across, circling around his body, and a hole with ragged edges bored into his throat so deeply I could insert my hand into it. His entire body was covered in a putrid slime.

Personally, I prefer to use the present tense when roleplaying, but this works, too. Not hard to change the tense. And they also have multimedia files, including a Carol of the Old Ones:

To the tune of Carol of the Bells

Look to the sky
Way up on high
There in the night
Stars are now right

(Fear ) Eons have passed
(The) Now then at last
(Old) Prison walls break
(Ones) Old Ones Awake

(Fear) (They) They will return
(The) (Will) Mankind will learn
(Old) (Re-) New kinds of fear
(Ones) (-turn) When they are here

They will reclaim
All in their name
Hopes turn to black
When they come back

(They) Ignorant fools
(Will) Mankind now rules
(Wa-lk the) Where they ruled then
(Ea-rth A-gain) It's theirs again

(They will re-turn) Stars brightly burning
(Mankind will learn) Boiling and churning
(New kinds of fear) Bode a returning
(When they are here) Season of doom

(They) (Look to the sky) Scary scary scary
(Will return) (Way up on high) Scary solstice
(They) (Re-) (Stars brightly burning) Very very very
(Will return) (-Turn) (Old Ones Return) Scary Solstice

(Bring-) Up from the sea
(-ing) From underground
(Cer-) Down from the sky
(-tain) They're all around

(Doom..) They will return
(...) Mankind will learn
(...)New kinds of fear
(...)When they are here

So, anyway, it's www.yog-sothoth.com , for more greusome Mythos fun.

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Hi ExstasyxXx, im pretty new to NationStates but this is my first time on the forums :)
I've just got into the forum too.There are loads of nations that have posted like 2000 topics.I only post a few and only go on the forum occasionally and when I do its for fun...but what's fun about saying hello?Anyways, hi New Girl. :? :wink:

This guys pretty good at changing topic. *sighs* I really shouldnt try and save it. LET THE THREAD DIE BY ORDER OF ER....... ME. AND THE OFF TOPIC DUDE.

This guys pretty good at changing topic. *sighs* I really shouldnt try and save it. LET THE THREAD DIE BY ORDER OF ER....... ME. AND THE OFF TOPIC DUDE.

This guys pretty good at changing topic. *sighs* I really shouldnt try and save it. LET THE THREAD DIE BY ORDER OF ER....... ME. AND THE OFF TOPIC DUDE.
double post... :roll: :wink:

This guys pretty good at changing topic. *sighs* I really shouldnt try and save it. LET THE THREAD DIE BY ORDER OF ER....... ME. AND THE OFF TOPIC DUDE.

Amen

where did exstasyxxx go? considering this IS her forum.

im here...sorry...just trying to ignore people like tinky bell...oh by the way...ALL 9 YEAR OLDS...FAIR WARNING...BUT THIS PROBABLY ISN'T THE FORUM FOR YOU...there...are you happy people!?

my boyfriend just pulled up, so i will brb.

those 9 yr olds used this forum before you and it was ok then because no one posted porn! if you want to flirt that's fine, i'd be being a hypocrit if i said it wasn't, but you're just being plain easy and slutty, it isn't nice!

uggghhhh. give us all a break and shut up!!!!!!!!!! You sound like some 90 year old grandma. I say let exstasyxxx say what she wants, and if you want to raise a huge issue about it, go ahead because she has you beat in popularity by far!

Hmm. The thread isn't dead yet.

OMG JESUS HATES PEOPLE WHO HAVE THE ESS EE EX AND OMG HE HATES PPL.

besides, no one wants to follow a bitch who spells "hypocrite" wrong. That's great political power for you, babe!

and how would you know how popular i am? you're just a silly noob :roll:

besides, no one wants to follow a bitch who spells "hypocrite" wrong. That's great political power for you, babe!

it was a typo, we all make them!

im back, and hello tinky. Look, im sorry if I offended you in any way. I'm just being me. Now if you have a problem with what i say, that is ok...but if you have a problem with me...it is an entirely different story. You sure do make things gloomy around here, too. Why can't you just lighten up?! *pats you on the back*<---might i add, in a very non-lesbianish way. :)

and despina...getting pissed off doesn't solve anything. Cool down. It isn't like i am your g/f or anything.

Hello Exstasy :)

sorry spoffin. You can go to the "I don't like the New girl" forum... im sure you will have some good, prude fun there. I stand by my post history and say that I am no prude, but nonetheless...

Why won't it die?!

George W. Bush is teh suck!

Die, already!

Hi shp...how are you?!

*falls over dead for Raem*

I'm pretty good...even though my old NS account was deted (didn't use it much)

(looks at exstasyxxx and smiles rather shyly)

www.google.com

If you're THAT desperate for some cybersex, go look up porn.

*twirls a strand of hair around her finger and approaches despina* ...hey...

look, we've got off to a bad start, i'm not usually so moody, i've just had a bad day, i don't have a problem with you, it's just i know a lot of young people come on this forum and sometimes you need to be careful what you say, flirt as much as you like but just be careful where it leads!

tinker...we all get in bad moods sometimes, but i just don't know why i happen to be the attention of yours. If 9 year olds are mature enough to get on the internet alone, without adult supervision...then they must be mature enough to read what they see. I'm not going to limit myself just because they have irresponsible parents.

im sure exstasyxxx would agree with me

despina!! calm down!!! here i am trying to flirt with you and all you can think about is her!!!

you happen to be the attention of my bad mood because you were there and i didn't agree with what you were saying

SHE CALLED ME A NOOB!!! or whatever it was.

Ex! I thought you loved me! How could you be with... him?! We had so much together!

I can't live in this world anymore! Woe is me!

::dies::

::curtain falls::

Despina has a point

*claps* ENCORE, ENCORE! WE WANT MORE OF THE GREAT RAEM!

SHE CALLED ME A NOOB!!! or whatever it was.


well you are a noob!

::is dead. Cannot give encore, on account of lack of life::

:cry: He was a fine man that I never knew

We sense... something... something ancient... a sickly smell... a chilling wind. My ancestors scream from within their chambers in my mind, but I cannot understand their words. This feeling... a memory? It sickens us, and for the first time in our lives, for the first time in generations...

We fear.

We are the Ur-Quan Kohr-Ah. We cleanse our destiny. You will soon die. Make whatever rituals are necessary for your species.

Why hello there! :D Just how is every little thing?
They call me Six (or Sixy) :)

Hmmm... I smell a new Danya.

FILTH! You may not approach the Sa-Matra!! Your death was inevitable, BUT NOW IT IS ALSO IMMINENT!

::returns through the power of TEHET!::

All bow before the power of the God Of Never Quite Dying, The Patron Lord of Undead Pirhana Kittens!

TEHETHTETHE!
TEHETHTETHE!
TEHETHTETHE!
TEHETHTETHE!

Why hello there! :D Just how is every little thing?
They call me Six (or Sixy) :)

six! hello, it seems like ages since we spoke, how are you?

We are the Ur-Quan Kohr-Ah
The followers of the Path of Now and Forever!
You are filth. We shall cleanse.
You WILL be annigilated... I mean annihigated.. damn!
CUT! CUT! Let's start over!
Hey, mister director... can you PLEASE think of SOME other word besides
agnigilate... I mean, oh what's the use. I give up.

six! hello, it seems like ages since we spoke, how are you?

You have not asked properly. If you do not ask properly, we will not discuss this matter. Instead, we cleanse.

six! hello, it seems like ages since we spoke, how are you?

You have not asked properly. If you do not ask properly, we will not discuss this matter. Instead, we cleanse.

:?

What is this madness!? Why are you trying to kill everyone?

What is this madness!? Why are you trying to kill everyone?

We do not kill. We cleanse. Cleansing is necessary to ensure our eternal freedom and security. Indeed, you fail to understand: there is no death. Only termination and rebirth. Each termination brings around the new chance, the possibility to be born an Ur-Quan. We merely present this opportunity, make it available to all.

You have no right to continue this genocide!

:?

The time has come. You require cleansing.

You have no right to continue this genocide!

Our Path of Now and Forever is self-justifying, it needs no confirmation. We cleanse. That is all. There is no more.

I cannot understand why you do this.

I cannot understand why you do this.

Your understanding is not necessary.

Your logic is faulty. How can you have security in the midst of an endless war?

:?

The time has come. You require cleansing.

:shock:

Your logic is faulty. How can you have security in the midst of an endless war?

The cleansing ensures our freedom and security. Threats to this freedom and security are confined to non-Ur-Quan intelligent life forms. To preserve our freedom and security, we cleanse such threats.

:shock:

Before we destroy other thinking beings we share with them this comforting fact. This life of yours... which shall end immediately following this statement is but one of many lives you will live. Perhaps, in your next incarnation, you will be born an Ur-Quan.

Stop killing sentients! You have to stop!

Stop killing sentients! You have to stop!

We do not have to stop. No one can make us stop except the Kzer-Za and they have lost the war. Our doctrine is now dominant. The cleansing will continue.

We leave now. We will stop you, somehow.

We leave now. We will stop you, somehow.

You may not leave. You are filth. You shall be cleansed.

I'll cleanse you, you little.....

*pulls out assault rifle*

I'll cleanse you, you little.....

Over five thousand races have made such a claim. We survived. They did not.

Nor shall you.

But we (martians) are superior. Our heat rays and gas canisters will destroy your puny artillery.

But we (martians) are superior. Our heat rays and gas canisters will destroy your puny artillery.

We have listened. We are unmoved. The cleansing will proceed.

Ewkay then... *Slowly backs away*

six! hello, it seems like ages since we spoke, how are you?

You have not asked properly. If you do not ask properly, we will not discuss this matter. Instead, we cleanse.

:?

I second the :?
But hey there Tink :D I am just great! You?

Ewkay then... *Slowly backs away*

You are filth. It is now your time to be cleansed.

Hold! What you are doing to us is wrong! Why do you do this thing?

I second the :?
But hey there Tink :D I am just great! You?

Seeing that I represent your imminent termination, as well as the termination of your entire species, I think your fear is well justified. Nonetheless, you require cleansing.

Hold! What you are doing to us is wrong! Why do you do this thing?

THE WORDS!... the Words... the words, alien, you have spoken the Words. You have spoken them rightly. We will explain to you about the Dnyarri our slavemasters, the Taalo, our only friends... whom we exterminated and our reasons why we cleanse the galaxy of all other sentient life. We have explained this before, over twenty thousand years ago. Your words, `Why do you do this thing?' echo that ancient plea. You see, alien, we were a proud and mighty race, who were cruelly enslaved. For thousands of years, we had no free will. We were nothing more than tools. Never again will anyone enslave our people. We cleanse the galaxy of such threats.

Kohr-Ah, tell us about yourselves

Ewkay then... *Slowly backs away*

You are filth. It is now your time to be cleansed.
:lol: Pathetic scum...you do not scare me...
Hey Sixy!

i'm ok six, although a little scared, and annoyed, some stupid noobs have been whinging at me and calling me unpopular, how would they know?!?!?

Kohr-Ah, tell us about yourselves.

We evolved on a hostile world, the descendants of solitary hunters. In a world where one species is the dominant killer, one's only threat is one's brother, one's sister, anyone of one's species. Civilization did not come easily to us, we earned it. We mastered our hatreds and murderous desires to form a mighty culture. In those ancient days, there was no Kohr-Ah or Kzer-Za, only the Ur-Quan. We explored our world, and then the space beyond. Here we met the six races of the Sentient Milieu, here we met the Taalo... the only species we ever called `friend'. Our association with the Taalo and the Milieu lasted for three thousand years. We, the Ur-Quan who could not tolerate the presence of others, became the Milieu's scouts, their solitary explorers.

Who were the Taalo?

:lol: Pathetic scum...you do not scare me...
Hey Sixy!

We are the Ur-Quan Kohr-Ah. Our nature, the fulfillment of our fate requires your destruction.

Aww Tink, we all know better..

Cum-on Noobs be nice! :twisted:

Hey SMP as in SMPeeps? :D

You know, you really won't make friends with that attitude :?

Who were the Taalo?

Of all the species we have met, only the Taalo did not trigger our instinctive territoriality. They were the only people we could stand with, or talk to, without the hunter inside us screaming `Kill the interloper! Rip out its life!'

We believe that the same factors that made the Taalo non-threatening to us
their unusual rock-like biology also gave the Taalo natural immunity to the Dnyarri's psychic compulsion. The Dnyarri would not permit this. After they had conquered all six of the other races in the Milieu, they commanded us to attack the Taalo and we did. The Taalo would not fight back... they died.

i'm ok six, although a little scared, and annoyed, some stupid noobs have been whinging at me and calling me unpopular, how would they know?!?!?

We have listened. We are unmoved. The cleansing will proceed.

You know, you really won't make friends with that attitude :?

We are self-sufficient. We need nothing. We want nothing beyond the total destruction of all non-Ur-Quan sentients.

Aww Tink, we all know better..

Cum-on Noobs be nice! :twisted:

Hey SMP as in SMPeeps? :D

The time has come. You require cleansing.

Clean THIS! :D

Clean THIS! :D

The ignominy of slaving we leave to our Kzer-Za cousins. We have no need for inferiors as servants.

*Smells around sixy* damn..you must've made a poopie...baaad Sixy! :lol:

Hey Peeps!

*Smells around sixy* damn..you must've made a poopie...baaad Sixy! :lol:

Our counter to your statement is simpler, just `die'.

you say sumting?

*Snickers, then eats the snickers that he snickered* 8)

you say sumting?

Your understanding is not necessary.

Mrff

see yah

see yah

You may not leave. You are filth. You shall be cleansed.

Our farts beat yours!!!!


Ewkay then


Are you SURE? 8)

Hey Six.

Lets see: A new girl with a suggestive name smiles and all the dogs come out. I am going to laugh myself silly if this turn out to be someones Puppet.

Jim SC

Are you SURE? 8)

Our Path of Now and Forever is self-justifying, it needs no confirmation. We cleanse. That is all. There is no more.

does anyone else think that all the talk of cleansing is a bit sick given what happened ten years ago this month?

does anyone else think that all the talk of cleansing is a bit sick given what happened ten years ago this month?

It is not.

ok people, im back...sorry im on and off on this thing! HAHA...seems like ya'll had a nice convo. :shock: Anyway...HI EVERYONE!

Thanks for all the lovely telegrams!

ok people, im back...sorry im on and off on this thing! HAHA...seems like ya'll had a nice convo. :shock: Anyway...HI EVERYONE!

We are the Ur-Quan Kohr-Ah. We have won the ritual war against our cousins, the Kzer-Za. Our Doctrine, the Path of Now and Forever, shall be dominant, until the Kzer-Za win such a war. We now cleanse the Kzer-za slave-races. Then we shall take possession of the Sa-Matra and move on to find new intelligence, new filth to cleanse.

i'd escape whilst you still can!

We interrupt this Hijacking to present the Preface of the Arbatel De Magia Veterum, also known as the Arbatel of Magick

ENJOY!

As the fall of man made himself and all other creatures subject to vanity; so, by reason thereof, the most noble arid excellent Arts wherewith the Rational soul was indued, are by the rusty canker of Time brought unto Corruption. For Magick itself, which the ancients did so divinely contemplate, is scandalized with bearing the badge of all diabolical sorceries: which Art (saith Mirandula) Pauci intelligunt, multi reprehendunt, & sicut canes ignotos semper allatrant: Few understood, many reprehend, and as dogges barke at those they know not: so doe many condemn and hate the things they understand not. Many men there are, that abhor the very name and word Magus, because of Simon Magus, who being not Magus, but Goes, that is, familiar with evil Spirits, usurped that Title. But Magicke and Witchcraft are far differing Sciences; whereof Pliny* being ignorant, scoffeth thereat: for Nero (saith Pliny) who had the most excellent Magicians of the East sent to him by Tyridates king of Armenia, who held that kingdom by him, found the Art after long study and labour altogether ridiculous. Now Witchcraft and Sorcery, are works done merely by the devil, which with respect unto some covenant made with man, he acteth by men his instruments, to accomplish his evil ends: of these, the histories of all ages, people and countries, as also the holy Scriptures, afford us sundry examples.

[* Plin. lib. 30. Nat. Hist.]
But Magus is a Persian word primitively, whereby is expressed such a one as is altogether conversant in things divine; as Plato affirmeth, the Art of Magick is the art of worshipping God: and the Persians call their gods hence Apollonius saith, that Magus is either , or , that is, that Magus is a name sometime of him that is a god by nature, & sometimes of him that is in the service of God: in which latter sense it is taken in Matt., 2.1,2. when the wise men came to worship Jesus, and this is the first and highest kind, which is called divine Magick; and these the Latins did entitle sapientes, or wise men: for the feare and worship of God, is the beginning of knowledge. These wise men the Greeks call Philosophers; and amongst the Egyptians they were termed Priests; the Hebrews termed them Cabalistos, Prophets, Scribes and Pharisees; and amongst the Babylonians they were differenced by the name of Caldeans; & by the Persians they were called Magicians: and one speaking of Sosthenes, one of the ancient Magicians, useth these words: Et verum Deum merita majestate prosequitur, & angelos ministros Dei, sed veri ejus venerationi novit assistere; idem dæmonas prodit terrenos, Vagos, humanitatis inimicos; Sosthenes ascribeth the due Majesty to the true God, & acknowledgeth that his Angels are ministers and messengers which attend the worship of the true God; he also hath delivered, that there are devils earthly and wandering, and enemies to mankind.

So that the word Magus of itself imports a Contemplator of divine & heavenly Sciences; but under the name Magick, are all unlawful Arts comprehended; as Necromancy and Witchcraft, and such Arts which are effected by combination with the devil, and whereof he is a party.

These Witches and Necromancers are also called Malefici or venefici; sorcerers or poisoners; of which names witches are rightly called, who without the Art of Magick do indeed use the help of the devil himself to do mischief; practising to mix the powder of dead bodies with other things by the help of the devil prepared; and at other times to make pictures of wax, clay, or otherwise (as it were Sacramentaliter) to effect those things which the devil by other means bringeth to pass. Such were, and to this day partly, if not altogether, are the corruptions which have made odious the very name of Magick, having chiefly sought, as the manner of all impostures is, to counterfeit the highest and most noble part of it.

A second kind of Magick is Astrologie, which judgeth of the events of things to come, natural and humane, by the motions and influences of the stars upon the lower elements, by them observed and understood.

Philo Judaeus affirmeth, that by this part of Magick or Astrologie, together with the motions of the Stars and other heavenly bodies, Abraham found out the knowledge of the true God while he lived in Caldea, Qui Contemplatione Creaturarum, cognovit Creatorem (saith Damascen) who knew the Creator by the contemplation of the creature. Josephus reporteth of Abraham, that he instructed the Egyptians in Arithmetic and Astronomy; who before Abraham's coming unto them, knew none of these Sciences.

Abraham sanctitate & sapientia omnium præstantissimus, primum Caldæos, deinde Phoenices, demum Egyptios Sacerdotes, Astrologia & Divina docuerit. Abraham the holiest and wisest of men, did first teach the Caldeans, then the Phoenicians, lastly the Egyptian Priests, Astrologie and Divine knowledge.

Without doubt, Hermes Trismegistus, that divine Magician and Philosopher, who (as some say) lived long before Noah, attained to much Divine knowledge of the Creator through the study of Magick and Astrologie; as his writings testifie.

The third kind of Magick containeth the whole Philosophy of Nature; which bringeth to light the innermost virtues, and extracteth them out of Nature's hidden bosome to humane use: Virtutes in centro centri latentes; Virtues hidden in the centre of the Centre, according to the Chymists: of this sort were Albertus, Arnoldus de villa nova, Raymond. Bacon and others, &c.

The Magick these men profess'd, is thus defined. Magia est connexio a viro sapiente agentium per naturam cum patientibus, sibi, congruenter respondentibus, ut inde opera prodeant, non sine corum admiratione qui causam ignorant. Magick is the connexion of natural agents and patients, answerable each to other, wrought by a wise man, to the bringing forth of such effects as are wonderful to those that know not their causes.

In all these, Zoroaster was well learned, especially in the first and highest: for in his Oracles he confesseth God to be the first and the highest; he believeth of the Trinity, which he would not investigate by any natural knowledge: he speaketh of Angels, and of Paradise; approveth the immortality of the soul; teacheth Truth, Faith, Hope, and Love, discoursing of the abstinence and charity of the Magi.

Of this Zoroaster, Eusebius in the Theology of the Phoenicians, using Zoroaster's own words: Hæc ad verbum scribit (saith Eusebius) Deus primus, incorruptibilium, sempiternus, ingenitus, expers partium sibi ipsi simillimus, bonorum omnium auriga, munera non expectans, optimus, prudentissimus, pater juris, sine doctrina justitiam per doctus, natur perfectus, sapiens, sacræ naturæ unicus inventor, &c. Thus saith Zoroaster, word for word: God the first, incorruptable, everlasting, unbegotten, without parts, most like himself, the guide of all good, expecting no reward, the best, the wisest, the father of right, having learned justice without teaching, perfect, wise by nature, the onely inventor thereof.

So that a Magician is no other but divinorum cultor & interpres, a studious observer and expounder of divine things; and the Art itself is none other quam Naturalis Philosophiæ absoluta consummatio, then the absolute perfection of Natural Philosophy. Nevertheless there is a mixture in all things, good with evil, of falsehood with truth, of corruption with purity. The good, the truth, the purity, in every kinde, may well be embraced: As in the ancient worshipping of God by Sacrifice, there was no man knowing God among the Elders, that did not forbear to worship the God of all power, or condemn that kinde of Worship, because the devil was so adored in the image of Baal, Dagon, Astaroth, Chemosh, Jupiter, Apollo, and the like.

Neither did the abuse of Astrology terrify Abraham, (if we believe the most ancient and religious writers) from observing the motions and natures of the heavenly bodies. Neither can it dehort wise and learned men in these days from attributing those vertues, influences, and inclinations, to the Stars and other Lights of heaven, which God hath given to those his glorious creatures.

I must expect some calumnies and obtrectations against this, from the malicious prejudiced men, and the lazie affecters of Ignorance, of whom this age swarms: but the voice and sound of the Snake and Goose is all one. But our stomacks are not now so queazie and tender, after so long time feeding upon solid Divinity, nor we so umbragious and startling, having been so long enlightened in God's path, that we should relapse into that childish Age, in which Aristotle's Metaphysicks, in a Council in France, was forbid to be read.

But I incite the Reader to a charitable opinion hereof, with a Christian Protestation of an innocent purpose therein; and intreat the Reader to the Reader to follow this advice of Tabæus, Qui litigant, sint ambo in conspectis tuo mali & rei. And if there be any scandal in this enterprise of mine, it is taken, not given. And this comfort I have in that Axiome of Trismegistus, Qui pius est, summe philosopatur. And therefore I present it without disguise, and object it to all of candor and indifferencie: and of Readers, of whom there be four sorts, as one observes: Spunges, which attract all without distinguishing; Hour-glasses, which receive, and pour out as fast; Bags, which retain onely the dregs of Spices, and let the Wine escape; and Sieves, which retain the best onely. Some there are of the last sort, and to them I present this Occult Philosophy, knowing that they may reap good thereby. And they who are severe against it, they all pardon this my opinion, that such their severity proceeds from Self-guiltiness; and give me leave to apply that of Ennodius that it is the nature of Self-wickedness, to think that of others, which themselves deserve. And it is all the comfort which guilty have, not to find any innocent. But that amongst others this may find some acceptance, is the desire of

i'd escape whilst you still can!

Seeing that I represent your imminent termination, as well as the termination of your entire species, I think your fear is well justified. Nonetheless, you require cleansing.

Howdy! I'm Lang the Clown.

Hey Extasy: How are you today?

be careful Lang, he's 'cleansing'!

be careful Lang, he's 'cleansing'!No thanks, I already went down to the bayou 'day.

Haven't you lot got anywhere else to channel your sex drive? *blinks*

Haven't you lot got anywhere else to channel your sex drive? *blinks*

If you eliminate all non-Ur-Quan sentient races, including yourselves then we will stop. We have made this offer before. No one accepts. So we cleanse.

Haven't you lot got anywhere else to channel your sex drive? *blinks*

I do but this is funny.

Jim

I do but this is funny.

We have listened. We are unmoved. The cleansing will proceed.

I do but this is funny.

We have listened. We are unmoved. The cleansing will proceed.

You cannot cleanse the perfectly corrupt. Sorry.


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Ave Satanis!
Rege Satanis!
Hail Satan!

Big Jim P!
SC!

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You cannot cleanse the perfectly corrupt. Sorry.

The cleansing ensures our freedom and security. Threats to this freedom and security are confined to non-Ur-Quan intelligent life forms. To preserve our freedom and security, we cleanse such threats.

it's more like ya'll are hijacking my forum...lol...but that's cool.

You cannot cleanse the perfectly corrupt. Sorry.

The cleansing ensures our freedom and security. Threats to this freedom and security are confined to non-Ur-Quan intelligent life forms. To preserve our freedom and security, we cleanse such threats.Yes, I'm sorry for fishing this afternoon, urchin person.

The cleansing ensures our freedom and security. Threats to this freedom and security are confined to non-Ur-Quan intelligent life forms. To preserve our freedom and security, we cleanse such threats.

And I will pray for your soul!

Jim SC

it's more like ya'll are hijacking my forum...lol...but that's cool.

We do not have to stop. No one can make us stop except the Kzer-Za and they have lost the war. Our doctrine is now dominant. The cleansing will continue.

Silence! Thou shall be cleansed!

And I will pray for your soul!

Our counter to your statement is simpler, just `die'.

who the hell said you had to stop?! Btw...if i wanted you out i would have done it a while ago. :twisted:

Hijacking your thread?

*bows and apologizes to the lady*

Jim

Silence! Thou shall be cleansed!I like swimming in the bayou.

And I will pray for your soul!

Our counter to your statement is simpler, just `die'.

Sorry again. I died years ago and am just to dumb to lie still. :lol:

Jim

I like swimming in the bayou.

Don't worry, they will get you... Eventually.

Yes, I'm sorry for fishing this afternoon, urchin person.

In the twenty thousand years of our Mission, we have heard more pleas for mercy than you can possibly imagine. Civilizations which saw their doom before them called upon their geniuses to calm us to no avail.

who the hell said you had to stop?! Btw...if i wanted you out i would have done it a while ago. :twisted:

Over five thousand races have made such a claim. We survived. They did not. Nor shall you.

I like swimming in the bayou.

Don't worry, they will get you... Eventually.Yay! I better get my shotgun for just in case a water moccasin comes around.

Sorry again. I died years ago and am just to dumb to lie still. :lol:

The time has come. You require cleansing.

Yes, I'm sorry for fishing this afternoon, urchin person.

In the twenty thousand years of our Mission, we have heard more pleas for mercy than you can possibly imagine. Civilizations which saw their doom before them called upon their geniuses to calm us to no avail.Does this mean I can't catch anymore catfish? Oh hell no!

Yay! I better get my shotgun for just in case a water moccasin comes around.

You are filth. It is now your time to be cleansed.

Sorry again. I died years ago and am just to dumb to lie still. :lol:

The time has come. You require cleansing.

Bring it on: I'll just jump into the mud again anyway.

PS; I prefer the polyester cycle.

Jim

In the shadows, they lurke...

And talk.

The Ur Quan serve evolution.

They eradicate the ones unfit to survive.

They destroy the ill parts of the genetic pool

They make them stronger, by destroying the weak.

They shall continue.

They will continue.

And in the darkness, something moved...

Evolution had to be served, and they would serve it...

The disease... it mustn`t continue. It had to be destroyed... It would be destroyed.

For the sake of the universe.

They would succeed.

And in the darkness, something moved...



And that something was ME

Jim

well, i need to go to bed in a minute, it was nice meeting you exstasy, bye

well, i need to go to bed in a minute, it was nice meeting you exstasy, bye

You better not fall asleep, for the Ur Quan is coming after you.

well, i need to go to bed in a minute, it was nice meeting you exstasy, bye

You may not leave. You are filth. You shall be cleansed.

well, i need to go to bed in a minute, it was nice meeting you exstasy, bye

You may not leave. You are filth. You shall be cleansed.

i like being dirty! and i'm tired, you can't stop me leaving so ha!

Yay! I better get my shotgun for just in case a water moccasin comes around.

You are filth. It is now your time to be cleansed.Alright! Point me to the nearest bayou so I can go swim!

Somebody Please hug Ur-Quan. Maybe then he won't be so obssessed with cleansing everyone.

BTW its still close to the first and I've had my monthly bath! :lol:

*damn. and I didn't even need one*

Jim

I will just tease you till you tell me your gender...

no I won't tell you but come over here and we'll have a nice drinkhttp://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?p=3024686#3024686

*gives ur-quan a hug*

although, i think he has ocd and probably needs a psychiatrist not a hug

This sounds like a hormone driven conversation . . . may I join :wink:

Thou shall be cleansed by the might of the Ur-Quan. The last and only cleansing you shall ever experience...

what exactly does this 'cleansing' entail? i might actually enjoy it

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OMG NOES!

http://www.classicgaming.com/starcontrol/scwc/images/dreadnought__Fighters.gifhttp://www.classicgaming.com/starcontrol/scwc/images/dreadnought__Fighters.gif

HERE THEY COME!!!

ok, i really do have to go now, it's midnight, i'll be looking forward to a good cleansing tomorrow though :wink:

OH NOES! TEH ALEINS AER COEMING!!!1

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what exactly does this 'cleansing' entail? i might actually enjoy it

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Mrff!

what exactly does this 'cleansing' entail? i might actually enjoy it

You do not understand our words of extermination. You are even more of a fool than we first thought. But that does not matter, Filth. You shall be cleansed.

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Hexagram:

Right species, Filth. Wrong race. Such ignorance is intolerable. You must be cleansed.

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--

Myrth:

Your insolence knows no bounds, Filth. Your cleansing shall be swift.

Can I choose who cleanses me? If so, I choose Extasy. I don't want to be cleansed by just anyone you understand? There are certain rules to be followed!

Hmm...I seem to be the only one left. Everyone else has been CLEANSED!aiee! Must strengthen my position before it's TOO LATE. *starts building fortifications*

Anyone else seen Dawn of The Dead? I thought it was ok, but I thought 28 days later was better. There's only so much you can do with zombies, runner zombies or not, y'know. When will people learn...only the communist shotgun-wielding hunter-killer hybrids of SYSTEM SHOCK 2 are capable of truly scaring people. Should've made a movie of it. *sigh* such a waste of potential.

As soon as it is revealed that Exstasy has a b/f, a bunch of horny teens teel her how hot she is, and the whole thing turns into a RP fiasco.

Typical.

hey girl,
dont be so bored. Im new here too! In fact, i am quite interested in you. :oops: your nation profile was very nice. The motto turned me- ummm. lol. i wont say. :P

Why are you talking to yourself as a puppet? You know we really look down upon people who do that. It's not really funny.. and it's misleading to the other players.

Please stop talking to yourself..

Thanks!
Stephanie
Game Moderator

I hate being a n00b.

Someone shoot me.

-___________-

hey girl,
dont be so bored. Im new here too! In fact, i am quite interested in you. :oops: your nation profile was very nice. The motto turned me- ummm. lol. i wont say. :P

Why are you talking to yourself as a puppet? You know we really look down upon people who do that. It's not really funny.. and it's misleading to the other players.

Please stop talking to yourself..

Thanks!
Stephanie
Game Moderator

ooohhhh...........ouch. i guess we were all kind of right :D

In walks Blackvain

In walks Blackvain

Why don't you post a pic for all to enjoy stacy?


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Ave Satanis!
Rege Satanis!
Hail Satan!

Big Jim P!
SC!

http://www.magickalshadow.com/daca/

http://www.shelterfordarkness.com/dadv/index.html

Yay, I shall not be cleansed! And to make sure of this... *runs to Mexico, where he will blend in except for his lack of ability to speak in the Spanish tongue*

Yay, I shall not be cleansed! And to make sure of this... *runs to Mexico, where he will blend in except for his lack of ability to speak in the Spanish tongue*

hey.... I remember you! You're the one who keeps changing their nations just to confuse me! How you doing?

hey girl,
dont be so bored. Im new here too! In fact, i am quite interested in you. :oops: your nation profile was very nice. The motto turned me- ummm. lol. i wont say. :P

Why are you talking to yourself as a puppet? You know we really look down upon people who do that. It's not really funny.. and it's misleading to the other players.

Please stop talking to yourself..

Thanks!
Stephanie
Game Moderator

LMFAO!
:lol: :lol:

DO you know how many times I've done that? It's still pretty funny when others get caught though!