I DID IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
UncleBob
08-04-2004, 05:01
I did it. Good God I can't believe I did it.
I told the Goddess what I thought of her.
I try to do it verbally but I keep freezing in place and the words don't come out.
So I leave note and I run away.
And now I am hiding from her.
Cause I like her a lot. And now I am must hide cause I tell her that.
I not go back there again cause now she know I like her a lot.
And I am more than nervous. Therefore, I am now hiding from her.
Freedorandack
08-04-2004, 05:05
dude, calm down. no point in hiding. she'l just think ur a wuss-bag. talk to her, see what she says. the worst she can do is laugh, in which case u can claim its a joke.
Socalist Peoples
08-04-2004, 05:07
if you cant talk to her how are u planning on going out with her?
UncleBob
08-04-2004, 05:08
dude, calm down. no point in hiding. she'l just think ur a wuss-bag. talk to her, see what she says. the worst she can do is laugh, in which case u can claim its a joke.
I tried to talk to her, but I just freeze up and I can't the words out of my mouth.
God, it might be even worse. She might show it to her friends and they might laughing now. I must never step outside again.
I love these views into people's personal lives.
Holy crap dude, you're me 3 years ago ;)
You'll get over it :)
UncleBob
08-04-2004, 05:09
if you cant talk to her how are u planning on going out with her?
I don't know. What if she don't want to go out? What if she hate me instead?
I must stay in hiding from her.
if you cant talk to her how are u planning on going out with her?
I don't know. What if she don't want to go out? What if she hate me instead?
I must stay in hiding from her.what's the worst that could happen?
It's all in your head dude
What if she finds you? And it turns out she's an alien? Twilight zone.
UncleBob
08-04-2004, 05:11
Holy crap dude, you're me 3 years ago ;)
You'll get over it :)
How do you know? I have never gone out with a girl. And I have never told one my feelings before. And I am 30. That is why I must hide.
I'd rather be debating someone who knows more than me.
Actually, I'd feel much safer joining the fighting in fallujah. At least she wouldn't be able to find me if I was there instead of here.
Well I do know how you feel...
But cheer up man! This could be the start of a great thing.
...And where are you that you can leave her a note then post on a forum?
UncleBob
08-04-2004, 05:12
Maybe Afghanistan would be a better place to hide.
Wait... This was Earth all along!
Freedorandack
08-04-2004, 05:12
if you cant talk to her how are u planning on going out with her?
I don't know. What if she don't want to go out? What if she hate me instead?
I must stay in hiding from her.
never think "what if." that always makes it that much worse. put all worries behind you. forgive my quote of the lion king but "hakuna matata"
UncleBob
08-04-2004, 05:13
Well I do know how you feel...
But cheer up man! This could be the start of a great thing.
...And where are you that you can leave her a note then post on a forum?
She's a hot waitress and when I give her note, I run away and jump in cab and go back on post to barracks where I have my computer.
if you cant talk to her how are u planning on going out with her?
I don't know. What if she don't want to go out? What if she hate me instead?
I must stay in hiding from her.
never think "what if." that always makes it that much worse. put all worries behind you. forgive my quote of the lion king but "hakuna matata"
What if... this was EARTH ALL ALONG?
Holy crap dude, you're me 3 years ago ;)
You'll get over it :)
How do you know? I have never gone out with a girl. And I have never told one my feelings before. And I am 30. That is why I must hide.
I'd rather be debating someone who knows more than me.
Actually, I'd feel much safer joining the fighting in fallujah. At least she wouldn't be able to find me if I was there instead of here.How do I know? Cuz you are 100% me, 3 years ago.
Once you go on your first date, you realize "Wait, that was it? That wasn't so bad, that was actually kinda fun!"
UncleBob
08-04-2004, 05:29
Holy crap dude, you're me 3 years ago ;)
You'll get over it :)
How do you know? I have never gone out with a girl. And I have never told one my feelings before. And I am 30. That is why I must hide.
I'd rather be debating someone who knows more than me.
Actually, I'd feel much safer joining the fighting in fallujah. At least she wouldn't be able to find me if I was there instead of here.How do I know? Cuz you are 100% me, 3 years ago.
Once you go on your first date, you realize "Wait, that was it? That wasn't so bad, that was actually kinda fun!"
But I said I really liked her alot.
And that she was so beautiful she had to be a goddess.
And that I had a dream about her when I was 14 and that the only way for someone you dream about to turn out to be a real person is if she really is a goddess.
And I told her I wished to marry her!!!!
I think I have committed the unpardonable sin. Good reason to hide.
UncleBob
08-04-2004, 05:30
Holy crap dude, you're me 3 years ago ;)
You'll get over it :)
How do you know? I have never gone out with a girl. And I have never told one my feelings before. And I am 30. That is why I must hide.
I'd rather be debating someone who knows more than me.
Actually, I'd feel much safer joining the fighting in fallujah. At least she wouldn't be able to find me if I was there instead of here.How do I know? Cuz you are 100% me, 3 years ago.
Once you go on your first date, you realize "Wait, that was it? That wasn't so bad, that was actually kinda fun!"
how old are you?
Freedorandack
08-04-2004, 05:31
man, its alrite. the world is chuck full of goddesses. she'l just see that your in it for the long haul. do not worry about it. best advise i can give.
UncleBob
08-04-2004, 05:33
I want to be with her forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever.
Maybe you need to chill a little tiny bit man...but then again I'm only 14 :D
UncleBob
08-04-2004, 05:36
My hands were shaking when I give her note. And it took me 25 minutes just to give it to her.
She might think there's something wrong with me cause my hands were shaking and I freeze up and stared at her cause I could not speak.
Freedorandack
08-04-2004, 05:39
confidence is the key to gaining a girls attension, or so iv noticed. after u'v got her attension, then you can act all nervous and stuff. she'l think your sensative, which is the way to a girls heart.
and a long stemmed red rose occationaly helps too
Whoa she must be some chick...
I am HOT 8)
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Another quote from NSZA
Freedorandack
08-04-2004, 05:41
Whoa she must be some chick...
prolly a bit of an understatement.
god my gay icon doesnt work :(
UncleBob
08-04-2004, 05:41
Whoa she must be some chick...
She is the goddess of all goddesses. The most beautiful woman on all of planet earth. And she has beautiful hypnotic eyes that put you in a trance if you look into them.
UncleBob
08-04-2004, 05:44
And she has long blonde hair like the golden rays of the sun.
And soft smooth silky skin. And beautiful round cheeks, and the most luscious, soft, kissable lips you have ever seen.
I wish to kiss her.
Freedorandack
08-04-2004, 05:47
Whoa she must be some chick...
She is the goddess of all goddesses. The most beautiful woman on all of planet earth. And she has beautiful hypnotic eyes that put you in a trance if you look into them.
thats good. if u didnt already tell her that, u might consider it. comenting on the eyes is always a good line. my personal favorit is "as i look into your eyes, and i find myself lost in a vast ocean of beauty under a briliant night sky with twinkling stars. i see all things melting together to form the lovelyness of your face in that nightime sky, with windswept hair and your briliant eyes that i could be lost in all over again."
Ever consider poetry? I bet she would dig that and you could write it down so you dont gotta talk. Just a thought...
UncleBob
08-04-2004, 05:51
Whoa she must be some chick...
She is the goddess of all goddesses. The most beautiful woman on all of planet earth. And she has beautiful hypnotic eyes that put you in a trance if you look into them.
thats good. if u didnt already tell her that, u might consider it. comenting on the eyes is always a good line. my personal favorit is "as i look into your eyes, and i find myself lost in a vast ocean of beauty under a briliant night sky with twinkling stars. i see all things melting together to form the lovelyness of your face in that nightime sky, with windswept hair and your briliant eyes that i could be lost in all over again."
I did tell her that and that my heart melts everytime she is around.
UncleBob
08-04-2004, 05:52
Ever consider poetry? I bet she would dig that and you could write it down so you dont gotta talk. Just a thought...
I showed her one of the many articles I have published and she like it.
Freedorandack
08-04-2004, 05:53
Whoa she must be some chick...
She is the goddess of all goddesses. The most beautiful woman on all of planet earth. And she has beautiful hypnotic eyes that put you in a trance if you look into them.
thats good. if u didnt already tell her that, u might consider it. comenting on the eyes is always a good line. my personal favorit is "as i look into your eyes, and i find myself lost in a vast ocean of beauty under a briliant night sky with twinkling stars. i see all things melting together to form the lovelyness of your face in that nightime sky, with windswept hair and your briliant eyes that i could be lost in all over again."
I did tell her that and that my heart melts everytime she is around.
then i can garuntee that she will not laugh. she might even cry. you have nothing to worry about.
UncleBob
08-04-2004, 05:53
I should write a song and call it "Krista the Beautiful"
UncleBob
08-04-2004, 05:55
Whoa she must be some chick...
She is the goddess of all goddesses. The most beautiful woman on all of planet earth. And she has beautiful hypnotic eyes that put you in a trance if you look into them.
thats good. if u didnt already tell her that, u might consider it. comenting on the eyes is always a good line. my personal favorit is "as i look into your eyes, and i find myself lost in a vast ocean of beauty under a briliant night sky with twinkling stars. i see all things melting together to form the lovelyness of your face in that nightime sky, with windswept hair and your briliant eyes that i could be lost in all over again."
I did tell her that and that my heart melts everytime she is around.
then i can garuntee that she will not laugh. she might even cry. you have nothing to worry about.
How can you gaurantee? Do you know her?
Freedorandack
08-04-2004, 05:55
i would suggest you hold off on the song thing until you see her again. which implies that you cannot hide from her.
Go for it man. I wish ya alot of luck and happiness. :D
Freedorandack
08-04-2004, 05:57
i dont know her, but i know girls. at least, i like to think that i do. if your feeling insecure about it u might wanna just repeat it to another girl friend to gage a reaction
UncleBob
08-04-2004, 05:58
i would suggest you hold off on the song thing until you see her again. which implies that you cannot hide from her.How can I not hide from her. If I see her, I will freeze up again. Unless I don't talk about it. Maybe if I talk about something else. Everytime I try to talk about this, I freeze up and stare.
UncleBob
08-04-2004, 06:01
I have the worst social skills on the entire planet.
Freedorandack
08-04-2004, 06:01
so let her talk then. she has your feeling on that note. let her open the subject
UncleBob
08-04-2004, 06:03
so let her talk then. she has your feeling on that note. let her open the subject
Maybe I should. But then it will get very hot and my face will turn red like the reddest tomatoe you ever saw. Is that normal. Cause my face felt very hot when I gave her the note.
Freedorandack
08-04-2004, 06:08
lol
that is called blushing, it is perfectly normal, and everybody does it at one point or another. she wont be looking at your face during this converstion tho, she will be looking either at her feet, or into your eyes.
wait, recap.
You asked her to marry you? Does she even know you??
Bro, that's awesome taht you have found this amazing girl, but the best advice I can give ya right now is to take it a little slow. If you pour out your heart onm the first note you give her, then there isnt a chase. Girls love the mysterious guy who they don't know much about. Express interest in her, and then leave it at that. Make her come to you.... sure she might not respond at first, but you gotta play like that is fine by you. That is what will get her attention. Make your motives very clear, then back off, and let her come to you 8)
UncleBob
08-04-2004, 06:23
wait, recap.
You asked her to marry you? Does she even know you??
No. I said I wished I could marry her.
UncleBob
08-04-2004, 06:24
Bro, that's awesome taht you have found this amazing girl, but the best advice I can give ya right now is to take it a little slow. If you pour out your heart onm the first note you give her, then there isnt a chase. Girls love the mysterious guy who they don't know much about. Express interest in her, and then leave it at that. Make her come to you.... sure she might not respond at first, but you gotta play like that is fine by you. That is what will get her attention. Make your motives very clear, then back off, and let her come to you 8)
What do you mean by "there isnt a chase"? What is a chase?
I have the worst social skills on the entire planet.
ha, I have the worst skills. I cannot get near a pretty girl without feeling down on myself and backing away.
It's like that saying, "it's not the kill, it's the thrill of the chase". It applies to relationships. The ladies are usually drawn to the guy that they have to work to get their attention. With my experience at least, a girl is more attracted to a guy she doesn't know much about and is "mysterious" in that sense. If a guy spills his guts and just keels over and gives himself to her, she won't like that because there isn't any fun in that - the game of trying to get his attention is already over. Does that make sense? Anyways, you have let her know how you feel, now just play it cool and let her come to you...
Detsl-stan
08-04-2004, 07:44
Holy crap dude, you're me 3 years ago ;)
You'll get over it :)
How do you know? I have never gone out with a girl. And I have never told one my feelings before. And I am 30. That is why I must hide.
I'd rather be debating someone who knows more than me.
Actually, I'd feel much safer joining the fighting in fallujah. At least she wouldn't be able to find me if I was there instead of here.
I wouldn't bet on it, hombre. She might be one of them, RPG-totin', burqa-wearin' girls of Falloujah... -- You'd have to peek under the veil to know for sure.
Henry Kissenger
08-04-2004, 07:46
just calm dowm and take thinhs sensible
UncleBob
09-04-2004, 00:11
I wonder what she is thinking.