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Why do we take instant offense? Because we hear it on this board EVERY OTHER DAMN DAY! Just once I'd like to see a "Canada isn't really the best nation" or a "Switz. isn't the best nation" or a "Britain sucks!" thread!


There you go Colodia.

There was a lot of talk about lynching Norway last week...

You suck

(I am not British, I'm just negative)

:? What did Norway do?

You suck

(I am not British, I'm just negative)


I am not British! I rock!

No you suck!

...the hell?

:? What did Norway do?

Tried to invade in 1066. Brits are good at holding grudges like that... almost 1,000 years ago!

Well, it's not the most wonderful country out there but it does have London within it so it can't be that bad.

:? What did Norway do?

It was BMVs idea - you know how the Swedes get about Norway...still upset about the break up of the Scandanavian super state in the 17th centuary or something :wink:

Well, it's not the most wonderful country out there but it does have London within it so it can't be that bad.


I am just trying to make Colodia happy, I couldn't care less about Britain.

Well, it's not the most wonderful country out there but it does have London within it so it can't be that bad.


I am just trying to make Colodia happy, I couldn't care less about Britain.

Okay..... :?

:? What did Norway do?

Tried to invade in 1066. Brits are good at holding grudges like that... almost 1,000 years ago!

Tried to? They bloody well did!!

:? What did Norway do?

Tried to invade in 1066. Brits are good at holding grudges like that... almost 1,000 years ago!

Tried to? They bloody well did!!


Coolest Name Ever!

No you suck!

No, I suck

If your going to have a pop at Britain at least do it in English - Britain sucks, what are you on about you idiot. I hate that expression it is typical bastardisation of the English language by a nation of half-wits. And by the way Norway didn't invade Britain in 1066 it was the Dutch and the French but you wouldn't know about anything before the 18th century because you didn't exist!!

:? What did Norway do?

It was BMVs idea - you know how the Swedes get about Norway...still upset about the break up of the Scandanavian super state in the 17th centuary or something :wink:

:? I always thought BMV lived in Vienna.

If your going to have a pop at Britain at least do it in English - Britain sucks, what are you on about you idiot. I hate that expression it is typical bastardisation of the English language by a nation of half-wits. And by the way Norway didn't invade Britain in 1066 it was the Dutch and the French but you wouldn't know about anything before the 18th century because you didn't exist!!


:roll:


Moron.

:? What did Norway do?

It was BMVs idea - you know how the Swedes get about Norway...still upset about the break up of the Scandanavian super state in the 17th centuary or something :wink:

:? I always thought BMV lived in Vienna.

He's a Swede living in Austria :)

:? What did Norway do?

Tried to invade in 1066. Brits are good at holding grudges like that... almost 1,000 years ago!

Tried to? They bloody well did!!

Am I remembering my history incorrectly? I thought we were invaded by the Normans in 1066.

It was the vikings that had spent one generation living in North france so technically it they may have been considered French but I'd rather let the Norwegians lay claim to that invasion.

:? What did Norway do?

It was BMVs idea - you know how the Swedes get about Norway...still upset about the break up of the Scandanavian super state in the 17th centuary or something :wink:

:? I always thought BMV lived in Vienna.

He's a Swede living in Austria :)

Thank you. that would explain it. Now, about this Norweigan invasion i hadn't heard of before... :wink:

Reasons why Britain rocks:

Free healthcare
No rabies
Quite a high standard of living
Democtatic
Free speech
The English language - it's really useful!
Weird citezenship rights- like gunboat diplomacy, freedom of travel in much of the world
Shakespeare
Lots of fascinating History and relatively large diversity of culture for such a small place

Reason why Britain sucks:

No separation of church and state (prayer is compulsory in school and is supposed to happen daily, though this is rarely enforced)
Still quite backward socially (very slowly being dragged kicking and screaming into Europe)
Xenophobia :-(
British National Party (a slighly more respectable KKK)
Bad weather
Invading Iraq
Invading and enslaving 1/4 of the World at one point or another (though that was a long time ago)
Northern Ireland :-(
Increasing levels of gun crime and violent crime
Reluctance to get more involved with Europe despite economic dependence
Immigration quotas

Britain sucks. But you can thank your lucky stars we don't live in Paraguay!

Aidan

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Stamford_Bridge

Battle of Stamford Bridge anybody?

yay NORWAY!

Well, as a Brit I have a few counters for you:

1. Every country in the world can "suck", its all relative.

2. Every country in the world thinks the USA sucks. (Oh watch out for fanatic replies from irate Yanks)

3. Not everyone in Britain likes London, in fact a great many of us provincials think that it "sucks".

4. Norway did invade in 1066 but was defeated at the battle of Stamford Bridge and then the bloody Normans took over the following month after Hastings.

5. I think we all hate the French.

:)

Reasons why Britain rocks:

Free healthcare
No rabies
Quite a high standard of living
Democtatic
Free speech
The English language - it's really useful!
Weird citezenship rights- like gunboat diplomacy, freedom of travel in much of the world
Shakespeare
Lots of fascinating History and relatively large diversity of culture for such a small place

Reason why Britain sucks:

No separation of church and state (prayer is compulsory in school and is supposed to happen daily, though this is rarely enforced)
Still quite backward socially (very slowly being dragged kicking and screaming into Europe)
Xenophobia :-(
British National Party (a slighly more respectable KKK)
Bad weather
Invading Iraq
Invading and enslaving 1/4 of the World at one point or another (though that was a long time ago)
Northern Ireland :-(
Increasing levels of gun crime and violent crime
Reluctance to get more involved with Europe despite economic dependence
Immigration quotas

Britain sucks. But you can thank your lucky stars we don't live in Paraguay!

Aidan

Whats wrong with Immigration quotas?

It was the vikings that had spent one generation living in North france so technically it they may have been considered French but I'd rather let the Norwegians lay claim to that invasion.

Nah, Harald Hardradaa (can't be bothered looking up the correct spelling) of Norway invaded and Harold of Wessex had to march with his men all the way up to Stamford Bridge to fight before marching back to Hastings (about a 400 mile round trip) to fight the Normans.

Fascinating period of History- the wind opposed the Norman corssing of the Channel until the Battle of Stamford Bridge was concluded. If that hadn't happened Harold of Wessex would have had to split his armies and the Norwegians and Normans probably would have battle it out for a few decades to gain control.

Aidan

gay norway!
britain sucks. i liv there. but not for long.

Well, as a Brit I have a few counters for you:

1. Every country in the world can "suck", its all relative.

2. Every country in the world thinks the USA sucks. (Oh watch out for fanatic replies from irate Yanks)

3. Not everyone in Britain likes London, in fact a great many of us provincials think that it "sucks".

4. Norway did invade in 1066 but was defeated at the battle of Stamford Bridge and then the bloody Normans took over the following month after Hastings.

5. I think we all hate the French.

:)


Please don't call us Yanks, we are Americans.

yay NORWAY!
Yay Norway. Using an Americanism they got thier ass kicked. So yeh Harold.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Stamford_Bridge

Battle of Stamford Bridge anybody?

*is impressed*
I stand corrected.
I can see a Temple of Eynonistan in the not too distant future, heh heh.

Please don't call us Yanks, we are Americans.

What's the difference? I've always wondered.

Please don't call us Yanks, we are Americans.

What's the difference? I've always wondered.


Yankee is a degrading and insulting term for alot of us.

Please don't call us Yanks, we are Americans.

What's the difference? I've always wondered.


Yankee is a degrading and insulting term for alot of us.

but not for all of you? that's interesting. who wouldn't it be an insult to then?

Whats wrong with Immigration quotas?

I believe in freedom of movement, especially when it means increasing your standard of living while contributing to your new "home" economy. We've still got lots of jobs to fill at the lower end of the wage scale, and immigrants tend to fill that niche very well.

There are valid points to be had both ways, but there tend to be several flaws in the xenophobes' arguments.

Aidan

Please don't call us Yanks, we are Americans.

What's the difference? I've always wondered.


Yankee is a degrading and insulting term for alot of us.

but not for all of you? that's interesting. who wouldn't it be an insult to then?


Liberals and Immigrants. :)

Define the word 'sucks'

Define the word 'sucks'



:lol:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Stamford_Bridge

Battle of Stamford Bridge anybody?

*is impressed*
I stand corrected.
I can see a Temple of Eynonistan in the not too distant future, heh heh.

:D

but not for all of you? that's interesting. who wouldn't it be an insult to then?

Liberals and Immigrants. :)

okay. can you explain that a bit for me?

I always thought that the basis for Yanks was from the song Yankee Doodle Dandy and was therefore not as insulting as calling the french Frogs etc.

Of course I understand that if your from the "South" then Yanks has an altogether different meaning.

So sorry Mr American, no offence.

But the USA still sucks.

:twisted:

:? What did Norway do?

Tried to invade in 1066. Brits are good at holding grudges like that... almost 1,000 years ago!

Tried to? They bloody well did!!

Am I remembering my history incorrectly? I thought we were invaded by the Normans in 1066.

Well actually, the normans AND the vikings invaded in 1066. However, the English beat the Vikings or the people from Norway. However, the English were tired and lacking weaponry (remind you of anything) and were thrashed by the Normans! There, that should settle it!

Define the word 'sucks'

Do you want a diagram?

Aidan

Well, it's not the most wonderful country out there but it does have London within it so it can't be that bad.

I wouldn't mind going to London some time. I've heard that it has both its good and bad points, depending where abouts you go there.

I always wanted to go to Scotland, too (while were talking about Britain). Some of the best whisky in the world, and forests you can
get lost in (in a good way).

I always thought that the basis for Yanks was from the song Yankee Doodle Dandy and was therefore not as insulting as calling the french Frogs etc.

Of course I understand that if your from the "South" then Yanks has an altogether different meaning.

So sorry Mr American, no offence.

But the USA still sucks.

:twisted:


We rock!!!!!

but not for all of you? that's interesting. who wouldn't it be an insult to then?

Liberals and Immigrants. :)

okay. can you explain that a bit for me?


They both hate America. :) :wink: :lol:

[quote]Define the word 'sucks'[/qoute]

The opposite of blow :roll: :lol:

Sucking is a good thing, especially lollypops

I am British, and we do suck - suck candy sweeter than Americans!

Hahaha, you could not handle our sweet chocolate. Thet are so sweet we call candy SWEETS.

Ahhahah, I'm unbelievably amused. Now tea, Wilfred...

Sucking is a good thing, especially lollypops


And men like it when Women suck...... :shock: :shock: :shock:

okay. can you explain that a bit for me?

They both hate America. :) :wink: :lol:

:( you keep making in-jokes that i don't understand. why is it insulting for some Americans to be called a Yank but not for others?

:? What did Norway do?

Tried to invade in 1066. Brits are good at holding grudges like that... almost 1,000 years ago!

Tried to? They bloody well did!!

Am I remembering my history incorrectly? I thought we were invaded by the Normans in 1066.

Well actually, the normans AND the vikings invaded in 1066. However, the English beat the Vikings or the people from Norway. However, the English were tired and lacking weaponry (remind you of anything) and were thrashed by the Normans! There, that should settle it!

The Normans had some really clever tactics too, though the fatigue was probably the main factor.

The English chose the battefield and stationed themselves upon a large hill with only one front to defend. The Normans advanced, and then withdrew as soon as they appeared to suffer losses. Harold's army then pursued them and the Normans attacked the flanks. They did that a few times and then (IIRC) eventually circled the English. Quite a smart way to get around the whole hill thing that they had going...

Aidan

If Britain sucks, why do so many people flock to it's shores? Why did so many people over the centuries want to conquor this fair nation?

okay. can you explain that a bit for me?

They both hate America. :) :wink: :lol:

:( you keep making in-jokes that i don't understand. why is it insulting for some Americans to be called a Yank but not for others?

because some are yanks and some arn't

okay. can you explain that a bit for me?

They both hate America. :) :wink: :lol:

:( you keep making in-jokes that i don't understand. why is it insulting for some Americans to be called a Yank but not for others?

because some are yanks and some arn't


I am not a Yankee, I am an American. Yankees are gay and white. :lol:

I wouldn't mind going to London some time. I've heard that it has both its good and bad points, depending where abouts you go there.

The Underground is great! No matter where you go, get a day ticket and go there on the Underground! The only bad thing (apart from peak hour traffic- which is usually avoidable) is that the whole thing smells quite rank. I consider it a "must-see" attraction every time I go, and it's easy enough to justify using too!

Aidan

This all seems such a mundane argument. BRITAIN IS GREAT! Even the Americans have to ask our permission before going to war! Fantastic. Britain is still the super power it once was. All that needs doing now, is sort out those bloody assylum seekers

okay. can you explain that a bit for me?

They both hate America. :) :wink: :lol:

:( you keep making in-jokes that i don't understand. why is it insulting for some Americans to be called a Yank but not for others?

because some are yanks and some arn't


I am not a Yankee, I am an American. Yankees are gay and white. :lol:

Look at all these pretty white boxes. Isn't it lovely.
Nothing wrong with being a big gay honky bender. :wink:

Britain's the best country in the world but it still sucks!

This all seems such a mundane argument. BRITAIN IS GREAT! Even the Americans have to ask our permission before going to war! Fantastic. Britain is still the super power it once was. All that needs doing now, is sort out those bloody assylum seekers


We didn't ask for permission, we TOLD your stank asses to fight with us. Britain is Americas bitch! :lol:


(Runs for cover. :lol: )

This all seems such a mundane argument. BRITAIN IS GREAT! Even the Americans have to ask our permission before going to war! Fantastic. Britain is still the super power it once was. All that needs doing now, is sort out those bloody assylum seekers


We didn't ask for permission, we TOLD your stank asses to fight with us. Britain is Americas bitch! :lol:


(Runs for cover. :lol: )

Waht is you you Americans say? WHATEVER!!!! :lol:

This all seems such a mundane argument. BRITAIN IS GREAT! Even the Americans have to ask our permission before going to war! Fantastic. Britain is still the super power it once was. All that needs doing now, is sort out those bloody assylum seekers


We didn't ask for permission, we TOLD your stank asses to fight with us. Britain is Americas bitch! :lol:


that's just what we like to let you think :wink:

No, America begged us to go to war because they can't win without us. Remember Vietnam or was that moral victory?

I wouldn't mind going to London some time. I've heard that it has both its good and bad points, depending where abouts you go there.

The Underground is great! No matter where you go, get a day ticket and go there on the Underground! The only bad thing (apart from peak hour traffic- which is usually avoidable) is that the whole thing smells quite rank. I consider it a "must-see" attraction every time I go, and it's easy enough to justify using too!

Aidan
London. worth a visit but some great places in the rest of the country.
Want a great city, visit Glasgow, Newcastle, Edinburgh. Drop in on York or Durham, Bath, the list is huge. Visit as many castles as you can shake a shitty stick at.. Far far far more to the UK than London.
I am sorry to all readers from the Uk for not mentioning where you live as I'm sure there is something there that is worth seeing.
I prefer Paris to London.

This all seems such a mundane argument. BRITAIN IS GREAT! Even the Americans have to ask our permission before going to war! Fantastic. Britain is still the super power it once was. All that needs doing now, is sort out those bloody assylum seekers


We didn't ask for permission, we TOLD your stank asses to fight with us. Britain is Americas bitch! :lol:


that's just what we like to let you think :wink:


I was wrong, Some Brits do have a sense of humor. Good Show. :lol:

London. worth a visit but some great places in the rest of the country.
Want a great city, visit Glasgow, Newcastle, Edinburgh. Drop in on York or Durham, Bath, the list is huge. Visit as many castles as you can shake a shitty stick at.. Far far far more to the UK than London.
I am sorry to all readers from the Uk for not mentioning where you live as I'm sure there is something there that is worth seeing.
I prefer Paris to London.

Durham is beautiful :D

http://www.dur.ac.uk/john.lucey/swebcam.html

No, America begged us to go to war because they can't win without us. Remember Vietnam or was that moral victory?


We didn't need you.

:( you keep making in-jokes that i don't understand. why is it insulting for some Americans to be called a Yank but not for others?

because some are yanks and some arn't

I am not a Yankee, I am an American. Yankees are gay and white. :lol:

:? I'm starting to think you don't actually KNOW the answer to my question.

:( you keep making in-jokes that i don't understand. why is it insulting for some Americans to be called a Yank but not for others?

because some are yanks and some arn't

I am not a Yankee, I am an American. Yankees are gay and white. :lol:

:? I'm starting to think you don't actually KNOW the answer to my question.


Maybe I do and maybe I don't, the world may never know. :lol:

Yes, you did need us, as you would have shot all your own troops down and the Iraqi's would have won by default.

To foreigners, a Yankee is an American.
To Americans, a Yankee is an Easterner.
To Easterners, a Yankee is a New Englander.
To New Englanders, a Yankee is a Vermonter.
And in Vermont, a Yankee is somebody who eats pie for breakfast.

Yes, you did need us, as you would have shot all your own troops down and the Iraqi's would have won by default.


Go back to your pub bonehead. :lol:

Yes, you did need us, as you would have shot all your own troops down and the Iraqi's would have won by default.


Go back to your pub bonehead. :lol:

Pubs don't open for another hour and a half :(

I wouldn't mind going to London some time. I've heard that it has both its good and bad points, depending where abouts you go there.

The Underground is great! No matter where you go, get a day ticket and go there on the Underground! The only bad thing (apart from peak hour traffic- which is usually avoidable) is that the whole thing smells quite rank. I consider it a "must-see" attraction every time I go, and it's easy enough to justify using too!

Aidan
London. worth a visit but some great places in the rest of the country.
Want a great city, visit Glasgow, Newcastle, Edinburgh. Drop in on York or Durham, Bath, the list is huge. Visit as many castles as you can shake a shitty stick at.. Far far far more to the UK than London.
I am sorry to all readers from the Uk for not mentioning where you live as I'm sure there is something there that is worth seeing.
I prefer Paris to London.

Heh. I live in Crewe, which is a glorified train station. During term-time I live in Oxford which is well worth a visit. Pay a student £20 to give you a tour and they'll take you all sorts of places off the tourist trail but well worth seeing, and far cheaper too.

If you get a chance see all the Welsh castles, they're excellent. Stop by the Peak District between cities and then go to Scarborough. Erm, Dover, Stratford, Warwick... there are loads of places. Any touristy types out there, do yourself a favour and spend a summer here in a camper van, but be warned, petrol can be a bit pricey.

Edit: Ack! Forgot to mention Paris! Beautiful place, but it was oppressively cold when I visited.

Aidan

I haven't left my pub, and asurly as an american you are the bonehead, and as an englishman I am an ignorant xenophobe?

Yes, you did need us, as you would have shot all your own troops down and the Iraqi's would have won by default.


Go back to your pub bonehead. :lol:

Pubs don't open for another hour and a half :(


I'm sorry. :(

I haven't left my pub, and asurly as an american you are the bonehead, and as an englishman I am an ignorant xenophobe?


You're drunk aren't you? :?

To foreigners, a Yankee is an American.
To Americans, a Yankee is an Easterner.
To Easterners, a Yankee is a New Englander.
To New Englanders, a Yankee is a Vermonter.
And in Vermont, a Yankee is somebody who eats pie for breakfast.

:lol: Thank you, that'll do nicely. you really do want a temple, don't you? :twisted:

Maybe I am, Maybe im not. Why are you looking at my wife, ill kill you all!!!!!!

To foreigners, a Yankee is an American.
To Americans, a Yankee is an Easterner.
To Easterners, a Yankee is a New Englander.
To New Englanders, a Yankee is a Vermonter.
And in Vermont, a Yankee is somebody who eats pie for breakfast.

:lol: Thank you, that'll do nicely. you really do want a temple, don't you? :twisted:

Arf! No, just getting a good bit of NationStating in before I have to leave it for a week :(

This all seems such a mundane argument. BRITAIN IS GREAT! Even the Americans have to ask our permission before going to war! Fantastic. Britain is still the super power it once was. All that needs doing now, is sort out those bloody assylum seekers


We didn't ask for permission, we TOLD your stank asses to fight with us. Britain is Americas bitch! :lol:


that's just what we like to let you think :wink:


I was wrong, Some Brits do have a sense of humor. Good Show. :lol:

Actually A great many Brits didn't want to go to war but that so called socialist Teflon Tony did it anyway. He lied to the people and some of the idiots fell for it. Now the truth is coming out. No WMDS, no links to Osama's lot and no threat to Britain whatsoever.

Any by the way, before you accuse me of being a Liberal, I vote Conservative. And boy was I p***ed when my party supported Tony Blair.

:evil:

Arf! No, just getting a good bit of NationStating in before I have to leave it for a week :(

You off on holiday? who's gonna look after your wee cat?

You off on holiday? who's gonna look after your wee cat?

NYC on Friday :D
The cat will be left in the capable hands of my friend Lisa, thanks for your concern!

:? What did Norway do?

Tried to invade in 1066. Brits are good at holding grudges like that... almost 1,000 years ago!

Tried to? They bloody well did!!

Am I remembering my history incorrectly? I thought we were invaded by the Normans in 1066.

Well actually, the Normans AND the vikings invaded in 1066. However, the English beat the Vikings or the people from Norway. However, the English were tired and lacking weaponry (remind you of anything) and were thrashed by the Normans! There, that should settle it!
Well no that didn't happen it was a very close battle . So they were not thrashed.
And England is the GREAT NATION if it wasn't for us America would have been as big and powerful it is today , we may not have the computer , or the television or the phone. If it wasn't for us who would have organized the world( there may have been the French but i am talking about organizing the world). We may all be under the rule of the French with out Wellington or Nelson . Or under the control of Italy , Nazi Germany or Japan if it wasn't for the bravery of RAF pilots and merchant men and the army and Winston Churchill or Montgomery . So before you insult Britain the world would be terrible.
And that yank rubbish, many thing insults use OK . Yes London isn't the best place but the country side is lovely. This thread is stupid because someone said they hate all nations and please all of you give me a reason why Britain sucks.

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN !!!!!!!

If your going to have a pop at Britain at least do it in English - Britain sucks, what are you on about you idiot. I hate that expression it is typical bastardisation of the English language by a nation of half-wits. And by the way Norway didn't invade Britain in 1066 it was the Dutch and the French but you wouldn't know about anything before the 18th century because you didn't exist!!

Norway did invade Britain in 1066. I am English and have no real desire to help these foolish Americans dishonor and slam our country but in the first half of 1066, Harold Haardragor (Cannot get the spelling right) tried to take the English throne from Harold II but failed when his army was defeated at the battle of Stamford Bridge. This diverted Harold II forces to the North and so made the south more vulnerable to a Norman Invasion in the second half of that year by William the Conqueror.

Learn history, it is a vital aid to one's argument.

You off on holiday? who's gonna look after your wee cat?

NYC on Friday :D
The cat will be left in the capable hands of my friend Lisa, thanks for your concern!

Nice 8) Enjoy.

Oh, and i should say good bye. i'll be in a new job when you get back so i won't be around any more. well not much anyway :(

This thread is stupid because someone said they hate all nations and please all of you give me a reason why Britain sucks.

Just one? Okay then, homosexual couples don't have the same rights as heterosexual couples.

Aidan

typical jealous idiot you are the united kingdom of great britain is in my view the best nation in the world i know it has down points just like everyone else but at least we care so shut it!

good grief, what's with all the raging patriotic puppets today?

Oh, and i should say good bye. i'll be in a new job when you get back so i won't be around any more. well not much anyway :(

:?: :?: :!: :!: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Not another one gone :cry:

Edit: Ahem, congratulations on your new job...

This thread is stupid because someone said they hate all nations and please all of you give me a reason why Britain sucks.

Just one? Okay then, homosexual couples don't have the same rights as heterosexual couples.

Aidan

Yes, but at least we are progressing towards more equal rights.

This thread is stupid because someone said they hate all nations and please all of you give me a reason why Britain sucks.

Just one? Okay then, homosexual couples don't have the same rights as heterosexual couples.

Aidan

Yes, but at least we are progressing towards more equal rights.

There's also the small matter of putting asylum seekers in concentration camps.

Aidan

This thread is stupid because someone said they hate all nations and please all of you give me a reason why Britain sucks.

Just one? Okay then, homosexual couples don't have the same rights as heterosexual couples.

Aidan
Thank god for that homosexels are bad and will live in hell. And why do you stick up for them are YOU are homosexual ??

:?: :?: :!: :!: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Not another one gone :cry:

Edit: Ahem, congratulations on your new job...

Thank you. although perhaps 'commiserations' would be a better word... :? but i'll pop in and say hi when i can.

:?: :?: :!: :!: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Not another one gone :cry:

Edit: Ahem, congratulations on your new job...

Thank you. although perhaps 'commiserations' would be a better word... :? but i'll pop in and say hi when i can.

What what what?!?!

Dont you give us bloody excuses lady, you either hijack a computer at work or get the internet installed in your flat dammit.

This thread is stupid because someone said they hate all nations and please all of you give me a reason why Britain sucks.

Just one? Okay then, homosexual couples don't have the same rights as heterosexual couples.

Aidan

Yes, but at least we are progressing towards more equal rights.

There's also the small matter of putting asylum seekers in concentration camps.



Aidan
Hardly. Alot of these people are economic migrant rather than asylum seekers. You don't trot half way round the world to seek asylum.
Thanks to our European neighbours we are getting well and truly stuffed.
So how would you deal with mass influxes of illegal immigrant, asylum seekers, and economic migrants? Let them settle in the UK, take years to process their applications then ask them to leave? Hardly fair is it.
Do we return people who came as asylum seekers when their country is stable again? Stay away from this thorny topic as there is no easy solution.

good grief, what's with all the raging patriotic puppets today?
We are not puppets we are people who love are nation and patriotic. Not like you. We are not happy that you have put up a thread ( not you in general ) shall we put up a thread on how annoying the yanks are now that will go up to 20 pages in 5 seconds.
And we were right to go to war !

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN !!!!!

Thank god for that homosexels are bad and will live in hell.

Surely you don't apply this to the better class of public school and Oxbridge homosexuality or are you not really as British as you claim?

What what what?!?!

Dont you give us bloody excuses lady, you either hijack a computer at work or get the internet installed in your flat dammit.

*is touched* I'll still have the internet access, it's just going to be v. busy for me, that's all. but i'll get paid a bit more & one of the things i plan to get in the summer sometime is broadband 8)

broadband 8)

It's a wicked mistress..... :D

Thank god for that homosexuals are bad and will live in hell.

Surely you don't apply this to the better class of public school and Oxbridge homosexuality or are you not really as British as you claim?
I HAVE BEEN INSULTED ALL MY LIFE AND BEING CALLED NOT BRITISH IS THE BIGGEST I HAVE EVER HAD I AM 110% BRITISH SO SHUT YOUR GOB YANK !! :tantrum: :tantrum:

broadband 8)

It's a wicked mistress..... :D

Teacher, mother, secret lover...

This thread is stupid because someone said they hate all nations and please all of you give me a reason why Britain sucks.

Just one? Okay then, homosexual couples don't have the same rights as heterosexual couples.

Aidan
Thank god for that homosexels are bad and will live in hell. And why do you stick up for them are YOU are homosexual ??

Well since you ask, yes I am. However I'm not as heterophobic as you are homophobic, which would suggest to me that people such as yourself are more likely to end up in hell than people such as myself.

By the way, how does equal rights for homosexuals affect you in the slightest?

Aidan

Thank god for that homosexels are bad and will live in hell.

Surely you don't apply this to the better class of public school and Oxbridge homosexuality or are you not really as British as you claim?
I HAVE BEEN INSULTED ALL MY LIFE AND BEING CALLED NOT BRITISH IS THE BIGGEST I HAVE EVER HAD I AM 110% BRITISH SO SHUT YOUR GOB YANK !! :tantrum: :tantrum:

:lol: Yank? :lol:

Thank god for that homosexels are bad and will live in hell.

Surely you don't apply this to the better class of public school and Oxbridge homosexuality or are you not really as British as you claim?
I HAVE BEEN INSULTED ALL MY LIFE AND BEING CALLED NOT BRITISH IS THE BIGGEST I HAVE EVER HAD I AM 110% BRITISH SO SHUT YOUR GOB YANK !! :tantrum: :tantrum:

Actually, he's british.

The Reason why we, the British, suck....is because we didn't drown idiots like you at birth. :D

*Nukes the thread along with all the other silly xyz suc or I hate klf so on so forth...*

This thread is stupid because someone said they hate all nations and please all of you give me a reason why Britain sucks.

Just one? Okay then, homosexual couples don't have the same rights as heterosexual couples.

Aidan
Thank god for that homosexels are bad and will live in hell. And why do you stick up for them are YOU are homosexual ??

Well since you ask, yes I am. However I'm not as heterophobic as you are homophobic, which would suggest to me that people such as yourself are more likely to end up in hell than people such as myself.

By the way, how does equal rights for homosexuals affect you in the slightest?

Aidan

???

Britain is the greatest Country ever. Theres no questioning it. Just because we were the big boys, everybody slated us (Its happening to the Americans, who call us Limeys, and even more insultingly to a Scot such as myself, English. So we'll call you Yanks if we want!) Anyway. America would be full of the French if it wasn't for us, Napolean would have won, and the entire world would be under his succesors rule!
We did invent the concentration camp, not quite a great decision, but live with it. The industrial revolution! If it wasn't for us, nobody would even be typing this! The SAS (Is there anything better?) Bond (there is- Pussy Galore!) All the Americans have are the SEALS and Delta Force, who pale in comparison.

*Nukes the thread along with all the other silly xyz suc or I hate klf so on so forth...*

Who hates klf? That foolish person must be made to pay!

"GOD SAVE THE QUEEN" from what?! the paparazzi? ppl and their archaic beliefs! lol

Britain sucks! England, on the other hand, is a great! :D

Thank god for that homosexuals are bad and will live in hell.

Surely you don't apply this to the better class of public school and Oxbridge homosexuality or are you not really as British as you claim?
I HAVE BEEN INSULTED ALL MY LIFE AND BEING CALLED NOT BRITISH IS THE BIGGEST I HAVE EVER HAD I AM 110% BRITISH SO SHUT YOUR GOB YANK !! :tantrum: :tantrum:

Actually, he's British.

The Reason why we, the British, suck....is because we didn't drown idiots like you at birth. :D

So your saying you should drown people you are patriotic for the country and people dieing for there country . Very British.

So your saying you should drown people you are patriotic for the country and people dieing for there country . Very British.

Maybe just those who are 110% British - they obviously over-filled you...

Thank god for that homosexuals are bad and will live in hell.

Surely you don't apply this to the better class of public school and Oxbridge homosexuality or are you not really as British as you claim?
I HAVE BEEN INSULTED ALL MY LIFE AND BEING CALLED NOT BRITISH IS THE BIGGEST I HAVE EVER HAD I AM 110% BRITISH SO SHUT YOUR GOB YANK !! :tantrum: :tantrum:

Actually, he's British.

The Reason why we, the British, suck....is because we didn't drown idiots like you at birth. :D




your saying you should drown people you are patriotic for the country and people dieing for there country . Very British.
No. We have a tradition of tolerance or indiference and I think they would like you to display one or the other.

"GOD SAVE THE QUEEN" from what?! the paparazzi? ppl and their archaic beliefs! lol
We know your not British but we have are tradition just like you have yours.

Actually, he's British.

The Reason why we, the British, suck....is because we didn't drown idiots like you at birth. :D

So your saying you should drown people you are patriotic for the country and people dieing for there country . Very British.


No, just ignorant little dole monkeys like yourself.

Well now the insults are flying about the Republic of Jeem will remove itself from the discussion as all validity has gone.

I like living in Britain and although I would prefer it if I could make a few changes, ban democracy, Child Licencing and War with the French etc, I wouldn't live anywhere else.

8)

Britain is the greatest Country ever. Theres no questioning it. Just because we were the big boys, everybody slated us (Its happening to the Americans, who call us Limeys, and even more insultingly to a Scot such as myself, English. So we'll call you Yanks if we want!) Anyway. America would be full of the French if it wasn't for us, Napolean would have won, and the entire world would be under his succesors rule!
We did invent the concentration camp, not quite a great decision, but live with it. The industrial revolution! If it wasn't for us, nobody would even be typing this! The SAS (Is there anything better?) Bond (there is- Pussy Galore!) All the Americans have are the SEALS and Delta Force, who pale in comparison.

lol ...the french actually helped drive the british forces away from america...so that was a good thing. and frankly i prefer the french over the brits....they are much more outgoing and their culture is better too

Actually, he's British.

The Reason why we, the British, suck....is because we didn't drown idiots like you at birth. :D

So your saying you should drown people you are patriotic for the country and people dieing for there country . Very British.


No, just ignorant little dole monkeys like yourself.
But i am not a little dole monkey i am a man who would die for Britain and am very patriotic.

Actually, he's British.

The Reason why we, the British, suck....is because we didn't drown idiots like you at birth. :D

So your saying you should drown people you are patriotic for the country and people dieing for there country . Very British.


No, just ignorant little dole monkeys like yourself.
But i am not a little dole monkey i am a man who would die for Britain and am very patriotic.

Your spelling is atrocious though. Did you go to school?

Britain is the greatest Country ever. Theres no questioning it. Just because we were the big boys, everybody slated us (Its happening to the Americans, who call us Limeys, and even more insultingly to a Scot such as myself, English. So we'll call you Yanks if we want!) Anyway. America would be full of the French if it wasn't for us, Napolean would have won, and the entire world would be under his succesors rule!
We did invent the concentration camp, not quite a great decision, but live with it. The industrial revolution! If it wasn't for us, nobody would even be typing this! The SAS (Is there anything better?) Bond (there is- Pussy Galore!) All the Americans have are the SEALS and Delta Force, who pale in comparison.

lol ...the french actually helped drive the british forces away from america...so that was a good thing. and frankly i prefer the french over the brits....they are much more outgoing and their culture is better too
It is interesting that you know for a fact that the US is better off now than if it had remained a colony longer. I wish I could be so sure of every event in history. But then if your American you are allowed to change history to suit arn't you?
Sorry, bitterness rising to the surface.
Yes it is surprising you say that as since that little help they have done bot all for you since. Us Brits of course have been no help at all to you over the years thou.

No, just ignorant little dole monkeys like yourself.
But i am not a little dole monkey

I see... you're just ignorant then! :P

*Nukes the thread along with all the other silly xyz suc or I hate klf so on so forth...*

Who hates klf? That foolish person must be made to pay!

lol
they were pretty bad though...

*Nukes the thread along with all the other silly xyz suc or I hate klf so on so forth...*

Who hates klf? That foolish person must be made to pay!

lol
they were pretty bad though...

Noooooo!

*pokes Twy with correctional stick whilst playing Last Train To Trancentral*

and another thought...i would have loved to see what the world would have been like if the french had succeeded! they werent really evil barbaric ppl, you know. they just suffered from same hunger for power that many nations (especially britain) did....maybe the world would have been a nicer place.....

No, just ignorant little dole monkeys like yourself.
But i am not a little dole monkey

I see... you're just ignorant then! :P
Probably. Just like you.

and another thought...i would have loved to see what the world would have been like if the french had succeeded! they werent really evil barbaric ppl, you know. they just suffered from same hunger for power that many nations (especially britain) did....maybe the world would have been a nicer place.....
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Its the language. its so babyish. German, Russian and English. They are real languages. If the French had won, the world would be miserable. The French Empire has been responsible for the same amount (probably more) atrocities as Britain. If they had no limits they could do anything.
(the whole French victory thing was a dig at Anti-French opinion at the moment, despite the fact that they are directly (primarily) responsible for your existence.)

my mum and dad are directly responsible for my existance. And they weren't french!

'Britain sucks'? That leaves a nasty taste in my mouth...

Anyway, patriotism is nothing to be proud of, the French language is a wondrous and beautiful thing and:

"They're justified and they're ancient and they drive an ice cream van."

Can't say fairer than that.

Please don't call us Yanks, we are Americans.

What's the difference? I've always wondered.


Yankee is a degrading and insulting term for alot of us.

but not for all of you? that's interesting. who wouldn't it be an insult to then?





Liberals and Immigrants. :) :D






:D I'm a Yank and proud of it.Of course I live in New England.Though it's not a good idea to say that to an American who lives in the southern states.That's just begging for a Darwin Award.

To sum up this thread: Ask and ye shall receive!

Russian

Best language and alphabet in the history of the world.

The alphabet seems to me to be completely random. It should obviously start with I then J etc.

Agrees with original poster...

How funny...this topic was made FOR me...but I haven't discovered it until today


:shock: Amazing! I asked for a topic like this to be created about 2 or 3 weeks ago! Back when I had only 1300 posts or so! :P

Yeah well... who's the most hated country in the world? America by far. So look at the plank in your own eye, Yankees, before you look at the specks of wood in ours.

Who went to war with you when no-one else would? Britain and Australia... show some gratitude. Since yous like to generalise, leave it out you set of uneducated McDonalds eating redneck cretins.

Yeah well... who's the most hated country in the world? America by far. So look at the plank in your own eye, Yankees, before you look at the specks of wood in ours.

Who went to war with you when no-one else would? Britain and Australia... show some gratitude. Since yous like to generalise, leave it out you set of uneducated McDonalds eating redneck cretins.

Not even half of Americans are "Yankees" Please, if your going to call Americans uneducated, then please do it by sounding educated yourself...okay? Still don't understand why? Read a book or something.

And I don't see any of your citizens praising the war. I only see Blair! Where's the real support? How are we supposed to appreciate if there's nothing to appreciate except insults?

Most hated nation on Earth? No....Nation with most backwards viewpoint? Yeah, that's us

What else should be in the alphabet Tasty Toast? What order should it be in, ive always wondered.
Also, Britain sucks occasionally, as do some British people. Same with any country in the world. It depends on your view point and opinions, obviously. Lets all just agree to disagree hold hands and sing. A nice song about Agincourt, or WW I and II or the 1966 world cup!! Or you can choose I dont mind!

Locked due to the quantity of flamebaiting provoked by the topic.

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