NationStates Jolt Archive

"I told you never to call me on this wall! This is a private wall!"

"I bet she gives great helmet"

"What's the matter Colonel Sanders? Chicken?!"

"Thank you for pressing the Self-Destruct button."

lol

"I'm your fathers uncles (blah bblah blah) former roomate"

"Aha! Lord Helmet! At least we meet for the first time for the last time........ yeah"

oh dear god.

Funny, she doesn't look Druish.

"Now you see that evil will always triumph...because good is dumb!"

"She's gone from 'suck' to 'blow'."

"Foooooooooooooled yoooooooou!!!"

"And may the force be with youuuuu... oh.. what a world, what a world...."

"I'm the bearded lady. What are you, one of the FREAKS?!"

Man.. I could do this all day...

"Why didn't somebody tell me my ass was so big?"




"I said take only what you need to survive."
"It's my industrial strength hair dryer. And I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT IT!"




"Prepare to fast forward."
"Preparing to fast forward."
"Fast forward!"
"Fast forwarding, sir."




"What the hell are you doing?"
"The Vulcan neck pinch."
"No no, stupid. You've got it much too high. It's down here where the shoulder meets the neck."
"Like this?"
"Yeah." [passes out]



"Attention: This is Colonel Sanders in forward command. Abandon ship. Abandon ship. All personnel proceed to escape pods. Close down the circus. Evacuate the zoo. Self destruct mechanism has been activated. Abandon ship."




"Sanders, you've got to help me. I don't know what to do. I can't make decisions. I'm a president."




"Out of order? Fuck! Even in the future nothing works."




"This ship will self destruct in exactly ten seconds. Counting down: ten, nine, eight, six."
"Six? What happened to seven?"
"Just kidding. Six, five, four, three, two, one, have a nice day."
"Thank-you."

Snotty beamed me twice last night. It was wonderful.